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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:05 pm | |
| Granted, but when you do it, it scrambles your molecules, turning you into potato soup.
I wish I had a potato. | |
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Omnipotato Warming up
Posts : 48 Friendliness : 108 Reputation : 7 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:06 pm | |
| Granted, but it's a 700V potato battery and you get shocked and die.
I wish I didn't have terrible internet in every home I've ever lived in. | |
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Aero No-Life
Posts : 768 Friendliness : 925 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:11 pm | |
| Granted, but the only thing you can go to with said internet is Fox News pages.
I wish Pokemon were real. | |
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Omnipotato Warming up
Posts : 48 Friendliness : 108 Reputation : 7 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:14 pm | |
| Granted, but that includes the overload of stupidly retarded pokemon added in the latest versions, and there are also no longer any actual animals.
I wish Americans used the metric system. | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:40 pm | |
| Granted, but the "metric system" is something entirely different in America, resulting in even more confusion.
I wish I had a working Wii Motion Plus to play Skyward sword with. | |
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Aero No-Life
Posts : 768 Friendliness : 925 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:41 pm | |
| Granted, but your Wii Motion Plus makes all of your movements be registered as inverted.
I wish I could swim faster. | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:42 pm | |
| Granted, you swim so fast that scientists think you are an alien and perform (deadly) experiments on you.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner. | |
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Omnipotato Warming up
Posts : 48 Friendliness : 108 Reputation : 7 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:50 pm | |
| Granted, but soon there's nothing left of you.
I wish I wish I could hit a bullseye from a mile away | |
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Necruta SPARTAAAA!!!
Posts : 311 Friendliness : 369 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-12-22 Age : 29 Location : the netherlands
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:39 pm | |
| granted now you have an angry bull chasing you.
I wish that I got my anwarter already. | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:03 pm | |
| Granted, but it's a Chinese one and is of no use to you.
I wish my watch would automatically set itself to whatever timezone I'm in. | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:10 pm | |
| Granted, it sets itself to the timezone you're in three weeks ago.
I wish my keyboard worked properly | |
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Aero No-Life
Posts : 768 Friendliness : 925 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:13 pm | |
| Granted, but you can only type with it using your feet for it to work.
I wish it were easier to break it to my band instructor that I'm not interested in the program anymore.
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:31 pm | |
| Granted, but a day after breaking the news you realise that you really love band but your spot's been filled.
I wish my new keyboard wasn't so Loud. | |
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Aero No-Life
Posts : 768 Friendliness : 925 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:25 am | |
| Granted, but now every time you click with your mouse, it's like "WHO GOT SHOT?!!"
I wish I could transfer my Skyrim game from PC to Xbox without having to pay for it all over again. | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:13 am | |
| Granted, but it's full of glitches due to incompatibility.
I wish transferring files to my new laptop weren't such a slow process.
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Aero No-Life
Posts : 768 Friendliness : 925 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:10 am | |
| Granted, but now the contents of your files have been fractioned in order to minimize the size and make it a faster process.
I wish Steffen was less tight-lipped about neat stuff that happens to him and that I didn't have to ask just the right questions at just the right times to get an interesting conversation going. (lulz, don't worry. All men are like this, and you aren't as drastically bad as some.) | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:37 am | |
| Granted, but he only ends up telling you boring information instead of anything youd like to hear
I wish people would listen to me more | |
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Aero No-Life
Posts : 768 Friendliness : 925 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:43 am | |
| Granted, but people no longer speak to you in contrast.
I wish I had aquaman powers so I could be a mer-person sometimes! | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:06 pm | |
| Granted, you now receive the same immense disrespect that DC tards give Aquaman.
I wish I had retractable wings. | |
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Ashee Awesomeness!
Posts : 188 Friendliness : 191 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-01-08 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:09 pm | |
| Granted, you have retractable cockroach wings which are way too small to be capable of flight
I wish i could cook | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:14 pm | |
| Granted, you can only cook gruel.
I wish I had the ability to summon and control spirit animals. | |
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Aero No-Life
Posts : 768 Friendliness : 925 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:32 pm | |
| Granted, but you can only control one species of animal once.
I wish TF2 would download faster. | |
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Ashee Awesomeness!
Posts : 188 Friendliness : 191 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-01-08 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:17 am | |
| Granted, the file is corrupted and wont play
I wish i had a bigger room | |
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Aero No-Life
Posts : 768 Friendliness : 925 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:00 am | |
| Granted. There's so much stuff in your new room, you actually have less space to move around and do stuff than you did in your old one.
I wish I didn't get this horrible feeling that there are things watching me or get auditory hallucinations when I'm in the dark or there's an opening to a dark room near me. Or windows. Or when looking into mirrors. Stuff like that ; H ; | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:48 am | |
| Granted. Now it's not a feeling anymore. They're really there.
I wish Skyrim would stop crashing. TT_TT | |
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