Make a wish and spoil it game!

Granted, but japan explodes and the language dies (oooooh too soon?)

I wish i didn't need glasses

Granted, you are now blind, and no longer need glasses.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted but you get stuck halfway into a wall and die

I wish i could make portals to anywhere

Okay but they always transport you at high velocity 1000 meters in the air and are only one way



I wish for some french fries ( like I want some really bad right now )

Granted. They're stale.

I wish the chatbox had an alert noise.

granted but 1000 ppl log on and it never stops beeping and flashing and has no mute button

i wish i was a master swordsman

Granted but you die by the sword (oh irony)

I wish I could never have to work again and still have the money to do the things I want.

You put on weight as a result of always staying in front of the computer.

I wish these earbuds worked better.

(lol j i had that same wish earlier)

Granted but then the sound card on all your electronic devices fries

I wish i had a car

Granted, your car is so worn-down it barely works, and you'd be embarassed to drive it anywhere.

I wish everyone from Day Four lived within 3 time zones of each other.

Granted but the internet dies and is unable to be repaired

I wish that i didn't get bored

Granted, but everything you do exhausts you to the point of collapse and you don't want to do anything ever again.
I wish for a perfect, limitless supply of mountain dew that is in unbreakable containers and can never go flat.

Granted but they are lost for all eternity when they fall into an abyss at the bottom of the ocean which seals itself during a tectonic plate shift.

I wish i could control the wind

Here's a Wind Waker. Knock yourself out.

I wish for a pony.

Granted: except the pony breaks it's leg and you have to shoot it

I wish I had a fox

your fox has rabies and will therefor infect the rest of your animals

I wish I had a shiny newbike

Granted, the bike is then taken advantage of by ben

I wish i could fly

Granted but you fly into a jet engine and die

I wish I could do alchemy

Granted, But in a freak lab accident you set you're whole lab ablaze and die in a fire.
I wish I could RP better

You're so good that you end up somehow taking over the whole story and everyone's characters due to seeing how much fail everyone else at voicing their own characters. Then nobody wants to play with you ever and you end up sad and alone with nobody to play with. Death may or may not happen

I wish that I was a master of giraffe riding

Granted, but you get killed in the crossfire when some lions come hunting.
I wish I had the guts to FALCON punch a random stranger.

(amen for Mountain Dew!)
Granted, you punched an old man that ended up dying. You have jail for life.

I wish I could reality-jump. (with some sort of bookmark on this reality so that I can get back easily)

Granted, you accidently jump to the realm of fire and are incinerated in seconds

I wish i was fire-proof

Granted but sadly you aren't crush proof. While saving people from a burning building it collapses on you and you get crushed by a support beam.

I wish I was a ninja.

Granted, you are killed by a ninja from a rival clan.

I wish I could create clones of myself that could share knowledge and experiences, so that we all experience the same thing, thus preventing them from rebelling when I make them go to school for me.