Make a wish and spoil it game!

Granted because anyone can draw. (drawing 120 i used to not be able to draw either) but after you realiase that ANYONE can draw it becomes less special.

I wish i had another pointless wish to wish for in this wish game of wishing

Granted, your wish is for poop.

I wish all the old members I sent emails to would come back.

Granted but thy all turn into trolls and douches.

I wish for a magical robot unicorn

It poops rainbow lasers that kill those it comes in contact with. You end up getting a life in prison for "murder".

I wish I had less homework, and more time to spend here and with Aero.

Bumping this topic.

Granted, but then you get an F, and never pass.
I wish people would stop throwing melons at me.

Granted, they now throw watermelons.

I wish Alcurar would log into the chatbox.

Granted, he logs in but no one else is on and quits for good

i wish i never ran out of tea

Granted, but it's some bitter tea that you hate.

I wish Aero was un-grounded.

Granted but you're grounded now and can't see Aero

I wish I had a chicken farm

Granted but they all get eaten by a fox

i wish i had some white cheddar cheez-its

Granted but Mollie eats them all

I wish I lived somewhere warm

Granted, you live in a volcanoe and it erupts.

I wish for the power to create things out of nothing

Granted, you are now the Green Lantern. Good luck with the embarassing spandex.

I wish for a frosted doughnut.

Granted, but i ated it

I wish for a something amazing to happen

The earth is hit by a meteor.

I wish they sold Mountain Dew in France, but not Diet.

Granted but its so popular that it sells out everywhere without you getting any

I wish i had a mansion

Granted but I planted a bomb and the mansions collapses into rubble

I wish I could become a voice actor!

You get banged by Robert Pattinson.

I wish I had an XL-sized Mountain Dew T-shirt.

Granted but it shrinks to barbie sized in the wash.

I wish i could be rich so i can not have to work for the rest of my life

Granted, you grow so fat you die of a heart disease.

I wish I could Meet the Sniper in a civil chat, with no guns or machetes involved.

Granted but he kills you with his tea cup (riddick style)

I wish i could never smell things that smell bad

Granted but now everything you eat tastes bad

I wish I could time travel :P

Granted but you get eaten by a dinosaur

I wish i had a pet dragon

Granted but he eats you!!!!!

I wish I could speak japanese