Make a wish and spoil it game!

Granted, but she doesn't have a penis and you're forced to supress your perverted urges. (I kid of course)

I wish my Get Pshyched playlist was more awesome (Please note that my get psyched playlist is as awesome as anything can be ever)

The universe implodes from the impossibility.

I'll just wish for the same thing again since you were just kidding. I really do wish I'd had a sister.

I give you the same answer without the kidding.

I wish caffeine gave me the kick it used to.

That's not spoiling it, though. Try again.

What do you mean that's not spoiling it, I've made sure your deepest darkest desires cannot come to fruition, that's the whole idea.

I didn't wish for a futa, though. Nor would I want one in real life.

>_> Fine.

You have a futa for a little sister.

Fffffffine!

Caffeine gives you the kick it used to, but you've now become cripplingly addicted to it.

You didn't wish.

Oh right. I tend to forget that.

I wish I never forgot to wish again.

Granted, you never forget to wish but you also stop coming here so it doesn't really matter.

I wish I had a self refilling glass of water. With fresh water all the time. From Brecon.

Because of the law of conservation of matter, you take away all the fresh water and now water is short supply everywhere.

I knew what to wish for.

Granted but you used your wish, so it's too late.

I wish I had more ice cream.

granted but you get too much and become sick.

I wish I had a Bulbasaur.

Lol... too much ice cream.... No such thing silly person.

Granted but it's old and decrepit and dies within a day.

I wish I had more toffee sauce for my ice cream.

Granted, but the sauce is ancient and ruins your joy of eating ice cream for several months.

I wish for better time management skills

Granted but you get so good nobody likes to be with you.

I wish I could have an infinite supply of nutella.

Granted but diabetes happens.

i wish ~ got used more often

Granted, it go so overused, people came to hating it more than Arrow in the Knee.

I wish mankind could appreciate the value of not knowing something, for once.

Granted but now they don't know anything

I wish I could stop SEVEN YEAR OLDS from playing M rated gamed.

Granted, now what are you going to do about 8 year olds?

I wish 8 year olds stopped playing M-rated games.

Granted but what about 9-13 YEAR olds

I wish kids weren't so screwed up today

You're eleven! Stop talking about "kid's these days" you ARE "kid's these days"!

Heh I played those kinds of games as well but not that young probably 10-15 if I had to take a guess.

Granted, but now the adults are screwed up.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.