Make a wish and spoil it game!

Granted, it does it quickly, but incompletely, rendering it uselessly.

I wish I could control my inspiration.

granted but you quickly lose inspiration.

I wish they would remake hoenn.

If I can control my inspiration, losing it wouldn't make a difference.

Granted, but the game turns out to be terrible.

I wish for this game to stay alive!

(I knew that one was too easy...)

Granted but it gets taken over by people who want to bring back the old spoiled theories,

I wish I was telepathic.

Granted, you don't have any control over your telepathy, though.

I wish I learned to limit myself when faced with delicious food.

(Same here)

Granted but you limit yourself too much and get underweight.

I wish FMA was real.

Granted but you kill yourself with Alchemy.

I wish my recordings would work! (good luck with that)

Granted, but the recordings get deleted due to a glitch.

I wish Pokemon X and Y's postgame were better.

Granted but the main story becomes terrible!

i wish i could remember everything i need to do!

granted, but you start remembering everything and you get overwhelmed.

I wish I was a jedi.

Granted, but you get drawn to the dark side.

I wish I had a laser beam.

granted but you destroy everything with it, everything.

I wish there was a portal to the anime world.

Granted. But it works both ways and now our world is overrun by anime villians.

I wish I had a better immune system

Granted, but it doesn't stop you from developing cancer.

I wish for more BIONICLEs off my wishlist.

Granted but they come to life and destroy everything you love

I wish I had an infinite supply of Coke

Granted. You get an infinite supply of cocaine. Scarface assumes you're trying to make a move on his business and introduces you to his little friend.

I wish my damn fruit leather would finish cooking already.

Granted but it tastes like those shitty fruit roll ups

I wish Scarface was dumb and didn't realise I was moving in on his patch.

Granted, you change history, and the timeline rips apart and cave men have flying cars and we have internet thank you very much!

(I was sure you were talking about Coca-cola though)

I wish i had an infinite supply of chocolate.

Granted, but Willy Wonka assumes you're trying to make a move on his business and introduces you to his little friend.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but if you ever stop, you'll die.

I wish Monster sponsored me to play games.

Granted, but all those energy drinks cause you to have a fatal heart attack.

I wish I knew what to write about for my Literature Paper.

Granted, you know exactly what you should write about but your paper was due in two weeks ago.

I wish I was immune to heart attacks

granted, but you're not your not everything else.

I wish diseases didn't exist.

Granted, they all mutate into something worse.

I wish I could travel to the realms of fiction.

Granted but fiction is kind of dangerous, so you die.
I wish i could think creatively. (please dont post the "Dont hug me im scared" video)