Make a wish and spoil it game!

You didn't make a wish so I'm gonna make it so you can't wish anymore. :P.


I wish Megan would hurry with the eggs.

She dropped them. EVERY, LAST, ONE!!!

I wish I knew how many licks it took to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

the world may never know (but i tried once and got to 2,241 before i got bored and just ate the damn thing)

I wish for...something, just not sure what...i wish I could remember what it was I wanted to wish for.

you remember, but then you get hit in the face by a brick and forget again

I wish I had a big potatoe right now

Granted, but it falls on you and paralyzes you from the waste down, preventing you from doing all your kitty things.



I WISH THIS FUCKING EMULATOR WASNT SO RETARDED

It works, but then the creator of the game busts the door down and turns out he's the hulk so he gets angry, punches through your computer, and smashes your wall down

I wish that humpty dumpty didn't fall

We had to go back in time to stop him from falling and now in the present the butterfly effect has set in and theres no such thing as space...earth is the only thing ever.

I wish this brick hadn't hit me in the face.

Wish granted.
A baseball does instead.


I wish I was tired so I could sleep

Oh you're sleeping alright....sleeping with the fishes...


I wish this book didn't have words

you accidentally fill it with words.

I wish this baseball hadnt hit me in the face so i could remember what i was doing before this baseball hit me in the face

What you remembered wasn't actually what happened, but what you remember is that yer really a dude in a girls body.



I wish....

....idk

Wish granted, you now know nothing.

I wish it would snow here.

it rains right after and makes a ton of lousy slush

I wish that I had a pretty necklace

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unfortunately for you, the beholder has a twisted sense of beauty.

I wish I could teleport.

you can only teleport to one place and it happens to be a locked cage, you'll never be able to teleport out...

I wish life didn't have to be so complicated all the time and I could just chill and have what I need to survive and the few things and people i really want with me and never have to worry about a complex situation fucking it all up.

You grow bored with no loops or curves in the roller coaster called life and start to wish something would happen....is what I WOULD say if you didn't just get get flattened by that grand piano right after your wish was granted....



I wish that I could remember everything in my life perfectly. Every taste, every sound, almost like I was there....

Eventually the line between memory and reality blurs and you wind up in a coma thinking you are still alive in the past you remember so well and all your loved ones gather around your hospital bed and beg you to come back to them, but you cant hear them because you're living out your memories like they are just happening.

I wish stuff would stop hitting me/falling on me in this thread.

things stop hitting and falling on you, so instead you just end up exploding.

I wish that I could make potatoes in any form appear out of thin air.....get off my back it's 3 am!

you can get them in any form except dressed in jackets. No bomber jacket-wearing potato for you.

I wish i was good at minecraft so I'd stop dying every two minutes in survival mode.

Granted, but after hundreds of hours of gameplay, a creeper blows up your statue of gold, making the last hundred hours completely pointless.

I wish that I could focus on homework without wanting to be distracted all the time.

Granted, but it turns out those distractions were secretly educating you on how to do your homework, and now all you get is failing grades.

I wish I had something clever to say for a change.

Granted. It's too clever, and nobody understands it.

I wish Party 1 would move.

oh it moves, but if moves so fast that you make it to the end before you're prepared and everyone dies

I wish some more posts would happen in lotsa parties ( HINT HINT )

Posts occur but J never posts in it again

I wish that I could figure out on how I wanted my story to start, so I can begin writing it.

you're story ends up sucking so bad that your computer explodes

I wish I wasn't sick anymore