Make a wish and spoil it game!

Soon after getting better you get cancer

I wish for a giant cup of strawberry milkshake

the milk has gone bad....you drink

I wish I had a super awesome pet octopus of great strength who loved me and watched out for me always

Granted, but it's too difficult for you to take care of, and it gets sick and dies.

I wish bookstores in France had a bigger selection of English books that aren't vampire-related in any way.

(By the way, we're probably gonna just pause the ZRP until more of us are available. Until then, we have other RPs to use.)

Granted! They're werewolf romance stories. Nuff' said.

I wish I could experience a lucid dream.

It's so lucid that it's weird and therefor not a lucid dream


I wish that I could snap my fingers to create the perfect box of french fries

You break your fingers whenever you snap them

I wish i didnt get leg injuries constantly

Granted, but you end up breaking things with your crazy leg strength, and you start to owe people a lot of money.

I wish for a box of chocolate chip cookies.

the cookies are burnt and the chocolate is tasteless

I wish I could destroy that fly over there

When it is destroyed it sprays its juices everywhere

I wish that i could have fallen asleep when i wanted to several hours ago

Granted, you fell asleep! But you slept so well that the house burned down around you and nobody was able to save you.

*remains silent*

I wish for a new ring

It's the One Ring. You're screwed.

I wish Dragon could love.

Granted, but now Dragon becomes a yandere and creepily stalks you whilst killing everyone close to you until you're forced to love him.

I wish I didn't make the mistake of forgetting to make a wish.

In the next post your wish is completely ruined and you become sad faced

I wish that I could breath again *sniff*

arent you supposed to supply a wish now?

Granted, but you can only breathe Carbon Monoxide, and suffocate.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, but the more hours added to a day will be the same amount of homework hours added

I wish i could be sane

Granted and then you realize sanity is boring and overrated.

I wish I had a million bucks...

right after you get it you blow it all on trading cards which are soon lit on fire during a drunken frenzy

I wish I didn't have to take latin anymore

Granted, but Latin becomes the world's primary language over a few years, and you find yourself unable to communicate with the younger population.

I wish it was summer break already.

unable to communicate with the world even after 7 years of latin class ;_;

anyways it's summer break, but you get hit by a bus as you walk out of school for the last time. You spend the rest of the summer in a coma

*Remains Silent*

I wish Alex would give me twenty dollas already.

Granted, but with those twenny dollas in your grasp, your life quickly loses its meaning. You have nothing left to live for, and so go and commit Slendersuicide.

I wish I had a jacket made of blanket.

Jacket is infested with fleas. before you know it they've spread all over your house.


I wish I had some new sunglasses

They aren't as awesome as your old ones, which you lost.

I wish there was something on TV I was interested in, I'm kinda bored but theres never anything good on.