Make a wish and spoil it game!

It sucks.

I wish for another tub of non-buffout-laced Cookie Dough Icecream.

Oh, sure enough, you get it. But it tastes nowhere near as good as when it was buffout-laced. This further propagates your addiction, ruining your life forever.

I wish I could have a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish inside a wish.

But nobody cared!

I wish that people would actually spoil my wish!

Granted, but spoiling your wish is such a tedious task that people actually have a sacrificial raffle to decide who's forced to spoil it this time.

I wish J didn't ship so much homoerotic content on this forum. It's reached the point where I can't bleach away Mobe x Darc.

try DarcxDraexDragonxMobe on for size...HOT MALE ON MALE ON MALE ON MALE FOURSOME FANFIC TIME!!!! >:3

I wish scams didnt exist

(Wait, Mobe is being shipped with someone OTHER than ME? THAT TWO-TIMING JERK!)

Granted, but then people on the internet become a lot more lenient, making things a lot easier for hackers.

I wish the outcome of High School didn't hinge on exams.

Now it depends on how many pinecones you can eat without any water or other liquids. 95% of the population chokes on the pinecones and fail due to choking for the duration of the final pinecone eat off!

I wish nobody would touch my treasure!

*poke poke*

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Granted, but now you've missed your chance at a dream promotion that will never come your way.

I wish I could visit my favorite store on the Citadel.

Granted, it's closed.

I wish I was unable to get a sunburn.

Instead of getting a sunburn you get skin cancer instead

i wish i knew how to solve the problems im currently faced with

youre problems are solved but not in the way you wanted and now several people are dead.

I wish i had a can of unsweetened condensed milk.

granted, but it's also home to a thousand flies.

I wish I could sleep just a little bit longer.

You sleep 2 seconds longer.

I wish this sore under my tongue stopped hurting.

Granted, but now it's become a sentient life form that's seized control of your ability to speak, rendering you unable to say anything unless you bust it out in a "funky disco beat."

I wish Day Four had much more activity than it currently has.

Granted, it's now so active that you never see anyone you care about on here any more.

I wish I had more cherries.

Granted, they are all rotten

I wish my school holidays were longer.

Granted but its longer because you got really sick

I wish i could find a job suitable for me

granted, but the pay sucks

I wish I could find a house i like and just be able to move in.

Granted, but it's even more haunted than your old one!

I wish I could instantly dry off after coming out of the pool.

Granted but as soon as you put on clothes you get soaked.

I wish people would leave me alone sometimes.

Granted, you are now left alone whenever you wish you had someone there.

I wish my tummy wasn't hurting anymore.

Draezeth wrote:

Granted, but it's even more haunted than your old one!

And that would be a problem because....?

Granted but you throw up for hours before it gets better.

I wish it wasn't so humid outside.

Granted, it's now so dry you find yourself having to constantly drink.

I wish Summer break was longer.

Granted, but now the school year is waaaay longer.

I wish transcontinental teleportation was possible and accessible to the public.