Funny stuff that's happened here!

i usually dont lie, but if you wont believe, ill ask this; why would i lie about it?

just to be funny..

you think of that as funny?

No but maybe you do

i dont, my humor isnt like that, i prefer tormenting people in other ways

I see....hmmmm

FUCKING CAPS LOCK!!!!!!

[18:20:08] @ Catspirit123 : OH SHIT BLACK GUY POWERS

[18:20:16] @ Darc : BLACK POWAH?

[18:20:22] @ Catspirit123 : BLACK POWA

[18:20:40] @ Darc : IS HE RALLYING HIS FELLOW BLACK RUSSIAN JAPANESE PEOPLE TO WAR AGAINST THE MAN?!

[18:21:10] @ Catspirit123 : NOT QUITE BUT THAT'D MAKE A REALLY AWESOME STORY

[18:21:23] @ Catspirit123 : FUCKING CAPS LOOOOOOOCK

[18:21:48] @ Darc : BILLY MAYS LIVES IN THIS CHAT.

[18:22:01] @ Darc : HE HAS GIVEN US THE GIFT OF ALLCAPS.

[18:22:04] @ Catspirit123 : HOLY MOSES

[18:22:43] @ Darc : AYE, SHAHOMMED!

[18:23:41] @ Catspirit123 : OH SHIT THE BLACK GUY WAS HURT BY THE WHITE GUY! HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!!!!!!

[18:24:10] @ Darc : GIVE THE WHITE GUY A SHARPIE IN THE POOPER!

[18:25:17] @ Darc : OH SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TOMORROW IS THE 20TH!

[18:27:27] * Darc GETS THE MONEY TOGETHER FOR LONESOME ROAD.

[18:29:08] @ Darc : SAINT BOB THE ABSORBENT ABSOLVES HUMANITY OF IT'S SINS

[18:30:37] * Darc DOESN'T KNOW WHY HE'S DOING THIS ANYMORE

[18:31:52] Dimbo has been disconnected on Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:31 pm (session timeout)

[18:31:58] @ Catspirit123 : YEAH MAN GEARS 3 COMING OUT TOMORROW AND I'M EXCITED

[18:32:39] @ Catspirit123 : I'M JUST GONNA SHIMME DOWN THE BLOCKE WITH MY HOMIES AND PICK UP DEH GAME

[18:32:55] @ Darc : NO

[18:33:22] @ Darc : YOU ARE GOING TO STAY HERE, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID WRONG.

[18:34:04] @ Darc : ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[18:34:27] @ Catspirit123 : YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!

[18:34:46] @ Darc : SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!

[18:34:53] @ Catspirit123 : NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[18:35:03] @ Catspirit123 : NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME

[18:35:03] * Darc CHOPS CAT'S HAND OFF.

[18:35:22] @ Catspirit123 : (ﾉ ಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻

[18:35:47] @ Catspirit123 : YARGH!!!!!

[18:35:51] @ Darc : IT'S DISAPPOINT TIME!

[18:36:03] * Catspirit123 CONFETTI BURSTS OUT OF ARM

[18:36:10] * Darc TAKES OFF HIS BELT AND COILS IT LIKE A WHIP.

[18:36:35] @ Catspirit123 : A WHIP IS THE PROPER WEAPON FOR ALL HETEROSEXUEL MEN

[18:37:17] @ Catspirit123 : *HETEROSEXUAL*

[18:37:29] @ Darc : WUT

[18:37:42] @ Darc : I'M TRYING TO BE AN ABUSIVE FATHER HERE!

[18:37:47] @ Catspirit123 : JUST LIKE HARRISON FORD

[18:38:02] * Darc CRACKS HIS BELT OVER CAT'S HEAD.

[18:39:28] * Catspirit123 PULLS THE SLEIGH TO THE BELLS JINGLING IN THE LOVELY WEATHER FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOU

[18:40:15] @ Darc : GRAGH!

[18:40:22] * Darc STARTS MELTING

[18:40:37] @ Catspirit123 : BWAHAHA

[18:40:44] @ Catspirit123 : THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD

[18:41:07] * Catspirit123 CLICKS HIS HEELS 3 TIMES

[18:42:20] @ Catspirit123 : THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!

[18:42:32] * Catspirit123 VASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[18:42:53] Messages cleared by THE POWER OF LOVE

Why do I always end up missing the awesomest conversations?! This is so epic!

you guys, that is too epic lol

OK this one is a bit long. Butt monkey got drunk last night and wasv trying to tell everyone he was sober but couldn't spell it, so he asked me how to spell it. I of course here is the resulting hilarity of him spelling sober with a D R U N K. (Note each time I count is the amount of times he tried to say the word sober with the spelling I gave him)

[00:40:19] Draezeth joined the chat on Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:40 am
[00:43:40] @ Trace-114 : wn drae
[00:43:53] @ Draezeth : Never left, just distracted.
[00:44:12] @ Trace-114 : lol
[00:47:40] Dimbo joined the chat on Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:47 am
[00:47:52] @ Dimbo : GENTLEMENTLEMEN
[00:48:05] @ Draezeth : Hi
[00:48:21] @ Dimbo : Hey
[00:48:49] Butt Monkey has been disconnected on Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:48 am (session timeout)
[00:49:11] @ Trace-114 : hello dimbo
[00:49:26] @ Trace-114 : btw Butt monkey is frunk
[00:49:31] @ Trace-114 : *drunk
[00:51:41] @ Dimbo : K
[00:52:29] @ Draezeth : andbhuh
[00:53:54] Butt Monkey joined the chat on Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:53 am
[00:54:04] Butt Monkey : hi
[00:54:12] @ Draezeth : hi.
[00:54:29] @ Draezeth : try spelling pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
[00:54:47] Butt Monkey : i am drunk yes
[00:55:14] Butt Monkey : no i mean drunk
[00:55:39] @ Draezeth : ...
[00:55:55] Butt Monkey : i am not i think
[00:56:02] @ Trace-114 : i cant beleive i made him say it twice
[00:57:21] Butt Monkey : say what
[00:57:43] Butt Monkey : drunk
[00:58:03] @ Trace-114 : 3 times
[00:58:22] Butt Monkey : say what 4 times
[00:58:28] Butt Monkey : 5
[00:58:31] Butt Monkey : 3
[00:59:27] Butt Monkey : drunk i thin that ks right ok
[00:59:30] @ Trace-114 : 4 times
[00:59:38] Butt Monkey : druk
[00:59:45] @ Draezeth : XD
[00:59:46] Butt Monkey : drukn
[00:59:48] @ Draezeth : this is funny.
[01:00:00] Butt Monkey : i maen drnouk
[01:00:06] @ Draezeth : try "hammered"
[01:00:13] Butt Monkey : dunk
[01:00:31] Butt Monkey : hhhrmmmmmmmd
[01:00:49] @ Draezeth : *loling irl*
[01:00:50] Butt Monkey : drunk i am
[01:00:59] @ Trace-114 : 5
[01:01:03] Butt Monkey : soopber
[01:01:14] @ Draezeth : XD
[01:01:19] Butt Monkey : i think i an drunk
[01:01:28] @ Draezeth : I think so too.
[01:01:28] @ Trace-114 : 6
[01:01:33] Butt Monkey : ok i have hade nothing
[01:01:55] Butt Monkey : neho
[01:02:00] Butt Monkey : neko
[01:03:19] Butt Monkey : see drubnk
[01:03:20] @ Trace-114 : 7
[01:03:33] Butt Monkey : wat is 8
[01:03:36] Butt Monkey : 6
[01:03:38] Butt Monkey : 8
[01:03:40] Butt Monkey : 6
[01:03:43] Butt Monkey : 8
[01:03:45] Butt Monkey : 6
[01:03:46] Butt Monkey : 9
[01:03:52] Butt Monkey : drunk
[01:03:55] @ Trace-114 : 8
[01:04:11] Butt Monkey : thats right fginhy
[01:04:39] Butt Monkey : drunk
[01:04:44] @ Trace-114 : 9
[01:05:05] Butt Monkey : is wjhat i am thayt is drunk
[01:05:17] @ Trace-114 : aand 10
[01:05:18] @ Draezeth : between 1980 and 1990, the average cup size in Asia went from A to C.
[01:05:30] @ Trace-114 : lol
[01:05:33] Butt Monkey : but dont tel l J ok
[01:06:43] Dimbo has been disconnected on Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:06 am (session timeout)
[01:06:55] @ Trace-114 : all this is going into funny stuff
[01:07:13] @ Draezeth : XD yeah
[01:07:48] Butt Monkey : i love neko and i am drunk
[01:07:55] @ Trace-114 : 11
[01:09:55] Butt Monkey : ok evry one trace is tell me i am drunk
[01:10:01] @ Trace-114 : 12
[01:10:12] Butt Monkey : what is 127545678
[01:10:12] Butt Monkey : what is 127545678
[01:12:36] Butt Monkey : i am going to drunk to 7 ok
[01:12:51] @ Trace-114 : 13 but thats a completly different word
[01:12:51] Butt Monkey : 72345164321456532135676543219
[01:12:53] @ Draezeth : kk
[01:13:19] Butt Monkey : i one more time
[01:13:35] @ Draezeth : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
[01:13:37] Butt Monkey : 9557332198432576532i9863247746890-65432345612345678909876543345678987654234567899212345678965432124567890764321234567
[01:14:12] Butt Monkey : porn lol
[01:14:14] Butt Monkey : i diont klie oprn
[01:14:20] @ Draezeth : it's not porn.
[01:14:24] @ Draezeth : It's an advertisement.
[01:14:31] Butt Monkey : i odnt like ayg oprn
[01:14:36] @ Trace-114 : lol
[01:14:57] @ Draezeth : Das boot~
[01:15:15] Butt Monkey : what
[01:15:28] Butt Monkey : cookie ddrunk
[01:15:29] @ Draezeth : that's the name of the video.
[01:15:38] @ Trace-114 : 14
[01:15:58] Butt Monkey : 96
[01:16:24] Butt Monkey : weyatts it about
[01:16:40] Butt Monkey : sheam wow
[01:16:52] Butt Monkey : slap drunk
[01:17:01] Butt Monkey : slap chop
[01:17:08] Butt Monkey : 16
[01:17:16] Butt Monkey : 18
[01:17:22] Butt Monkey : 9
[01:17:28] @ Trace-114 : 15 I dont need to even say anything now
[01:17:29] Butt Monkey : ome
[01:17:41] Butt Monkey : what
[01:17:56] Butt Monkey : haruhi
[01:18:03] Butt Monkey : lol
[01:18:15] Butt Monkey : your funny dshun
[01:18:34] Butt Monkey : yorc ,kjuhgfcvhunnny man
[01:18:50] @ Draezeth : watch this playlist. These things are so epikkk! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vde3xGXoXPc&feature=BFa&list=UL4nB9unAURx8&lf=mfu_in_order
[01:19:02] @ Draezeth : and if I spell it with 3 Ks, it's gotta be EPIC.
[01:19:03] Butt Monkey : epcis
[01:19:21] Butt Monkey : fly
[01:19:31] Butt Monkey : i love sasuke
[01:19:46] Butt Monkey : i lobe girls
[01:20:02] Butt Monkey : baby + 1
[01:20:19] Butt Monkey : it over 900000000000000
[01:20:27] Butt Monkey : the game
[01:20:31] @ Trace-114 : lol
[01:20:39] @ Draezeth : FFFFFFFF-
[01:20:54] @ Trace-114 : the bastard
[01:21:08] Butt Monkey : no shouck cuse i am drunk
[01:21:24] @ Trace-114 : 16
[01:21:30] Butt Monkey : i mean sober i think its spell drunk
[01:21:40] Butt Monkey : lol
[01:21:43] @ Trace-114 : 17
[01:21:51] Butt Monkey : 6200
[01:22:04] Butt Monkey : 4060
[01:22:10] Butt Monkey : 1
[01:22:15] @ Trace-114 : go percy
[01:22:17] Butt Monkey : no up keep
[01:22:40] Butt Monkey : 13080
[01:23:03] Dimbo joined the chat on Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:23 am
[01:23:21] @ Trace-114 : wb dimbo
[01:23:36] Butt Monkey : drunk back
[01:23:48] Butt Monkey : drunk
[01:23:59] Butt Monkey : neko
[01:24:03] @ Trace-114 : 18 and 19
[01:24:37] Butt Monkey : 18 18 18 18 18 18
[01:24:50] Butt Monkey : ia a goooood numerb
[01:30:22] @ Draezeth : quiet.
[01:31:16] Butt Monkey : kxhx skfdkytd
[01:32:49] Butt Monkey : i a m deunk a s tracwe
[01:33:10] Butt Monkey : drumk
[01:36:15] @ Trace-114 : andbhuh
[01:36:30] @ Draezeth : hey trace, are you watching the playlist I sent?
[01:37:04] @ Trace-114 : yeah
[01:37:13] @ Trace-114 : i, up to the usb cannon
[01:37:28] Butt Monkey : drunkbhteghjiefgj
[01:37:40] @ Draezeth : these things are pretty cool.
[01:37:51] @ Trace-114 : 20

Aww yeah

Drunk Monkey is so funny! XD

lol im sad i missed this but i have to wonder about the "dont tell J" part

Lol the dont tell J part is the face of that there is now a zap button to zap the monkey.

[23:14:08] @ Catspirit123 : and now

[23:14:15] @ Catspirit123 : everyone leaves again

[23:14:58] @ J : nawp...still here

[23:15:30] @ Catspirit123 : so you are

[23:15:43] @ J : eyup

[23:15:57] @ Catspirit123 : or so I am to believe

[23:18:05] @ J : you must BELIEVE

[23:18:12] @ J : WHY CANT THEY JUST BELIEVE

[23:19:56] @ Catspirit123 : I DON'T KNOW

[23:20:11] @ Catspirit123 : believe and you shall receive

[23:20:15] @ Catspirit123 : about tree fiddy

[23:20:24] @ J : JUST BELIEVE

[23:20:29] @ J : IN YOURSELF

[23:20:41] @ J : IN YOUR BATTALION

[23:20:52] @ J : IN YOUR

[23:20:54] @ J : DREAMS

[23:21:08] @ J : AND IN YOUR...

[23:21:12] @ Catspirit123 : THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL

[23:21:13] @ J : OTHER INSPIRING THINGS

[23:21:29] @ J : JUST BELIEVE

[23:21:32] @ Catspirit123 : IF I DIDN'T I'D GET NOWHERE

[23:21:42] @ J : LIKE I BELIEVE IN YOU

[23:21:54] @ J : I BELIEVE IN YOU COMMANDER

[23:22:13] @ J : ...

[23:22:30] @ Catspirit123 : rainbooooows :3

[23:22:36] @ J : im trying to give an inspiring speech here and you keep interupting me

[23:23:20] @ J : I BELIEVE IN YOU AND THE BATTALION AND MAGIC AND YOUR DREAMS

[23:23:27] @ J : AND OTHER INSPIRING THINGS

[23:23:43] @ J : SO YOU GO OUT THERE COMMANDER...YOU GO OUT THERE AND LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

[23:24:06] @ J : BECAUSE YOU ARENT THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVES, I BELIEVE TOO

[23:24:09] @ J : ...

[23:24:37] @ J : *inspiring speech music plays*

[23:24:47] * Catspirit123 claps

[23:24:51] @ Catspirit123 : well said

I think the only really funny thing about that one is where you comment on him interrupting. =/

hehehe
nice speech

22:34:51] @ Darc : LIKE WHEN YOU CALLED YAOI ON ME AND MOBE.

[22:35:10] * Darc facedesks.

[22:35:11] @ Catspirit123 : not surprised about that either

[22:35:32] @ J : lol but you and mobe yaoi still sounds pretty cute

[22:35:47] @ J : like the commander and the general yaoi

[22:35:49] @ Catspirit123 : heh heh

[22:35:57] @ Catspirit123 : wait

[22:35:58] @ Catspirit123 : wat

[22:36:01] Black Catspirit : O.o

[22:36:01] * J is just now processing the idea

[22:36:06] Black Catspirit : HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO

[22:36:10] @ J : THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE

[22:36:11] Black Catspirit : that's like

[22:36:15] Black Catspirit : HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO

[22:36:25] @ Catspirit123 : you want to see gay furry porn now?

[22:36:38] Black Catspirit : HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO

[22:37:04] @ J : and the reactions are priceless as ever

[22:37:05] 423 joined the chat on Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:37 pm

[22:37:14] @ J : 423!!

[22:37:17] 423 : the hell

[22:37:18] @ J : /ME TACKLEHUGS

[22:37:28] @ Catspirit123 : heyo

[22:37:29] 423 : i log in to gay furry pron?

[22:37:33] @ J : lol probably dont scroll up

[22:37:34] Black Catspirit : numbers

[22:37:37] 423 : also hey everyone

[22:37:47] @ Darc : ...





Proof that there is never a right time to come into the chat.

XD Haha.

I think i've been in wolf mode for a little too long, it's starting to go to my head.


[00:11:37] Mobius 2.0 joined the chat on Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:11 am

[00:13:03] @ Wolfmoon : lol

[00:13:07] @ Wolfmoon : MOBE!!!

[00:13:19] * Wolfmoon tackles mobe and wags her tail

[00:13:21] Pantherspirit>:3 : heh heh

[00:14:14] @ Wolfmoon : hey how ya doin?

[00:14:21] @ Wolfmoon : whats up?

[00:14:24] @ Wolfmoon : ...

[00:14:35] @ Wolfmoon : guys i think ive been in wolf form for to long

[00:14:47] @ Lionspirit>:3 : lol

[00:15:10] @ Lionspirit>:3 : aw shit

[00:15:14] * Wolfmoon drops ball in her mouth at mobe's feet and sits expectantly

[00:15:24] * Wolfmoon wags her tail

[00:15:35] @ Wolfmoon : ball? ball? wanna play ball?

[00:15:43] Pantherspirit>:3 : sounds more like a house dog then a wolf

[00:15:51] @ Lionspirit>:3 : it got away again

[00:15:56] Pantherspirit>:3 : wait what?

[00:16:01] @ Wolfmoon : lol i may possibly have dog-like loyalties to mobe

[00:16:05] @ Lionspirit>:3 : flaming kitty, he got out again

[00:16:16] @ Wolfmoon : he lets me curl up in his bed

[00:16:30] @ Wolfmoon : so yeah, kinda more like a happy puppy with him

[00:16:30] Pantherspirit>:3 : wouldn't it be more like he have loyalties to you? I mean you are a higher rank

[00:16:57] Pantherspirit>:3 : and dammit how did it get out again?

[00:17:11] @ Wolfmoon : but dont get any ideas you, im still a fierce and menecing wolf

[00:17:12] @ Lionspirit>:3 : it burst into flames and jacked another ship

[00:17:19] Pantherspirit>:3 : I am getting ideas

[00:17:24] @ Wolfmoon : i dont play catch with just anybody

[00:17:32] Pantherspirit>:3 : puppy doesn't really scream menacing

[00:17:53] @ Wolfmoon : grrrrr... i am NOT your puppy!

[00:18:03] Pantherspirit>:3 : I know you're not

[00:18:09] @ Wolfmoon : im a fierce and menecing wolf

[00:20:03] @ Lionspirit>:3 : it is funny seeing you on all fours to play catch with a lower ranking soldier

[00:20:10] Pantherspirit>:3 : heh heh

[00:20:42] * Mobius 2.0 was afk

[00:20:56] * Mobius 2.0 picks up the ball and throws it out of the cave

[00:21:00] @ Wolfmoon : grrr...

[00:21:04] Mobius 2.0 : >:3

[00:21:19] @ Wolfmoon : you know what forget i ever wanted to play cat...OHH BALL!

[00:21:27] * Wolfmoon runs and get the ball

[00:21:34] @ Lionspirit>:3 : BAhAHAHAHAHA

[00:21:40] Pantherspirit>:3 : AHAHAHAHA

Oh To Stumble In On An Odd Conversation.....How Lucky Am I?????

[20:10:57] @ Darc : Oh, on Saturday, I'm going to fuck everything and sit up playing a game on my PC all day..

[20:11:29] @ Darc : and /b/ narrowed it down to 4 choices, so you wanna do the honors and pick one of the four?.

[20:11:49] @ Lionspirit>:3 : what are the choices?.

[20:12:37] @ Darc : 1. Fallout 2.

[20:12:54] @ Darc : 2. Moonbase Alpha.

[20:13:06] @ Darc : 3. Dragon Age: Origins.

[20:13:14] @ Darc : 4. Secret Agent Barbie.

[20:13:31] @ Lionspirit>:3 : hm.

[20:14:15] @ Lionspirit>:3 : what's the story behind secret agent barbie?.

[20:14:28] @ Darc : Um....

[20:14:46] @ Darc : Like some super secret file gets stolen or something..

[20:14:53] @ Darc : And you have to get it back..

[20:14:55] @ Lionspirit>:3 : sounds deep.

fail sentence is fail

What was he trying to say?

i think he was trying to say;
"Dragon the Conqueror is an awesome name and you should stick with it"

=P

suure i was
It seem s my hands were one key to the right so it messed everything up. what I was trying to say (after actually deciphering it) was "Well I better give back monkeys laptop seeyas"

yeah i know it was obvious, i just decided to act like an egotist for some unknown reason