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"part of me prefers just thinking Links a dumbass. if i wanted to summon the apocalypse and destroy Hyrule id built a little fence around myself and theres not a god damn thing he can do about it" - Naomi
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeSun Oct 16, 2011 8:01 pm

I could read up to the word "better", but I couldn't decipher the rest. =P
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 17, 2011 6:57 am

lol fail sentence is funny
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Soulless Dragon
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 17, 2011 3:55 pm

im not sure how many of you will get this joke.....



[22:25:54] @ Random Messenger : we seek peace

[22:26:03] @ Random Messenger : we no longer want war between our people

[22:26:26] @ Random Messenger : we hope you accept these reasonable demands for peace between our people

[22:26:41] @ Random Messenger : we want all our provinces back including the one we took from you to begin with

[22:26:50] @ Random Messenger : and a sum of 84573 denarii and not a coin less

[22:27:34] @ Trace-114 : Hmm

[22:27:41] @ Trace-114 : Interesting

[22:27:47] @ Trace-114 : How about

[22:28:15] @ Trace-114 : We do not give you any provinces

[22:28:37] @ Trace-114 : We do not give you 84573 Denarii

[22:28:59] @ Trace-114 : You give us one of your provinces

[22:29:49] @ Trace-114 : And 200000 Denarii every turn for 10 turns

[22:30:12] @ Random Messenger : NO

[22:30:21] @ Random Messenger : we will not accept such things

[22:30:35] @ Random Messenger : do you think of us as stupid?

[22:30:54] Random Messenger has logged off the chat on Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:30
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Preschooler Florian
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 17, 2011 4:02 pm

Its funny because my army was negotiating from outside the gate of his last city.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 18, 2011 4:47 am

[21:28:58] @ J : brb

[21:29:34] @ Catspirit123 : mkay

[21:30:43] @ J : back

[21:31:16] @ Catspirit123 : proof

[21:31:55] @ J : what kind of proof

[21:32:26] @ Catspirit123 : just proof

[21:32:29] @ Catspirit123 : in general

[21:32:48] @ J : umm...i dont know what to do to prove it

[21:33:06] @ Catspirit123 : ......

[21:33:50] @ J : well im typing i guess that proof

[21:34:31] @ J : isnt it

[21:34:53] @ Catspirit123 : general proof

[21:35:05] @ Catspirit123 : yes it is

[21:35:23] @ J : lol what you want proof that im J?

[21:35:34] @ Catspirit123 : yes

[21:36:07] @ J : well my screen name says so

[21:36:31] @ Catspirit123 : yup

[21:36:45] @ Catspirit123 : but your dog could be typing while you're still signed in

[21:36:45] @ J : so doesnt that make me J?

[21:38:16] @ Catspirit123 : ......

[21:38:50] @ J : my dog? dogs cant type

[21:39:13] @ Catspirit123 : prove it

[21:39:16] @ Catspirit123 : >:3

[21:39:27] @ J : uhh

[21:39:29] @ J : umm

[21:39:31] J has logged off the chat on Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:39 pm

[21:39:46] @ Catspirit123 : haha

[21:40:13] J joined the chat on Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:40 pm

[21:40:18] @ J : im back

[21:40:23] @ J : umm?

[21:40:29] @ J : whats that up there

[21:40:43] @ Catspirit123 : dunno

[21:40:53] @ J : WHO THE FUCK WAS IMPERSINATING ME WHILE I WAS GONE

[21:41:15] @ J : i spelled impersonating very wrong

[21:41:40] @ Catspirit123 : I knew it

[21:41:56] @ J : clearly the moment you said "proof" I would have responded with metal zebra tits

[21:42:07] @ Catspirit123 : obviously

[21:42:12] @ J : thats all the proof you would need

[21:42:24] @ Catspirit123 : yup

[21:42:26] @ J : clearly they were doing it wrong

[21:43:03] @ J : glad to see you can spot the fakes and weed em out

[21:43:58] @ J : but really WHY

[21:44:04] @ Catspirit123 : Iunno

[21:44:11] @ J : what is the point of pretending to be me

[21:44:25] @ J : WHAT WERE THEY TRYING TO GAIN

[21:44:58] @ Catspirit123 : the skittles

[21:45:15] @ J : OH NO

[21:45:19] @ J : NOT THE SKITTLES

[21:45:32] @ Catspirit123 : afraid so

[21:45:53] @ J : D:





Im not quite sure what to make of this...but it makes me feel violated.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 18, 2011 10:16 am

That's HILARIOUS!
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lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 20, 2011 6:21 am

[23:20:01] @ Darc : ┏┓

[23:20:13] @ Darc : ┃┃

[23:20:20] @ Darc : ┃┃┏┫┃┏┳━━┓┏━━┓┃┗━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓

[23:20:27] @ Darc : ┃┃┣┫┗┛┫┃━┫┃┏┓┃┃┏┓┃┏┓┃━━┫━━┫

[23:20:35] @ Darc : ┃┗┫┃┏┓┫┃━┫┃┏┓┃┃┗┛┃┗┛┣━━┣━━┃

[23:20:42] @ Darc : ┗━┻┻┛┗┻━━┛┗┛┗┛┗━━┻━━┻━━┻━━┛


someones been chatboxing LIKE A BAWS
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 20, 2011 8:13 am

He can call me Princess if he wants to.






[01:05:16] Link : Princess!!

[01:05:34] @ Catspirit123 : where?

[01:05:38] @ Catspirit123 : I see no princess here

[01:06:02] Link : J?

[01:06:11] @ Catspirit123 : I thought we went over this

[01:06:28] @ Trace-114 : what about me?

[01:06:35] @ Catspirit123 : not a princess, just an unblemished lily that's actually not all that unblemished

[01:07:18] @ Darc : .

[01:07:40] @ Catspirit123 : after spending a month on a mountain on a planet where it rains fire, and you have to fight off tons of beasts with nothing but a knife and eat centepede, you can't really call yourself unblemished

[01:08:53] @ Catspirit123 : no matter how much you look like a woman you still have actually be one to be a princess Trace Razz

[01:09:06] @ J : wait wait WAIT

[01:09:10] @ Trace-114 : awww

[01:09:19] @ J : if he wants to think im a princess why are we correcting him

[01:09:30] @ Catspirit123 : because

[01:09:44] @ Catspirit123 : I don't want it to go to your head

[01:09:45] @ Trace-114 : odd are ganon will come afte ryou

[01:09:51] @ J : he can call me princess...if he wants to...

[01:09:59] @ Catspirit123 : having one of them heroes of time trying to save you and stuff

[01:10:04] @ J : *blushes*

[01:10:10] * Catspirit123 rolls eyes

[01:10:11] @ Trace-114 : although i dont thing he will expect a ghost cat kicking his ass

[01:10:49] @ J : ok listen you i have had a crush on the hero of time since i was EIGHT

[01:10:52] @ J : EIGHT

[01:11:14] @ J : you know how long ago that was??? Ocarina of Time came out that year

[01:11:21] @ Catspirit123 : it's not healthy to hold obsessions like that

[01:11:33] Link : I agree.

[01:11:41] @ J : SO WHEN THE HERO OF TIME SHOWS UP IN CHAT AND WANTS TO CALL ME A PRINCESS WE LET HIM

[01:11:45] @ J : GOT IT!!!!!

[01:11:54] @ Catspirit123 : no...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 20, 2011 5:04 pm

it's ok. You are a princess whether cat acknowledges it or not Wink

(and she can remain unblemished. It's a morality thing i think)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 27, 2011 7:19 am

no comment.....

[00:14:22] * J licks trace some more

[00:14:40] @ Trace-114 : I used diable you cant use lick

[00:15:20] @ J : im not using lick...im just licking you

[00:15:28] @ Darc : ...

[00:15:34] * J brushes her tounge against traces skin

[00:15:37] @ J : like this

[00:15:40] @ Trace-114 : T_T

[00:15:43] @ J : delicious

[00:15:55] @ Catspirit123 : ......

[00:16:04] @ J : you guys really need to try this

[00:16:18] @ Catspirit123 : no.....
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeSun Oct 30, 2011 6:39 pm

he didnt realise numel was a camel -.-

[02:30:43] @ Catspirit123 : oh no wait

[02:30:44] @ Catspirit123 : camel

[02:30:46] @ Catspirit123 : DUH

[02:30:53] @ Catspirit123 : why did I never think of that

[02:30:53] @ Dragon The Conqueror : -.-

[02:30:59] @ Catspirit123 : the humps and stuff

[02:31:02] @ Catspirit123 : ugh I'm stupid

[02:31:16] @ Dragon The Conqueror : you only just realised?

[02:31:25] @ Catspirit123 : yes

[02:31:30] @ Dragon The Conqueror : omg

[02:31:52] @ Dragon The Conqueror : what a fun adventure the battalion is

[02:32:00] @ Dragon The Conqueror : when we have you as a leader
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 31, 2011 4:39 am

And you thought word games were boring, no?

[22:02:31 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : boobs
[22:03:06 30/10/11] @ Darc : tits
[22:03:28 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : knockers
[22:03:37 30/10/11] @ Darc : bazooms.
[22:03:49 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : funbags
[22:03:54 30/10/11] @ Darc : racks
[22:04:03 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : tatas
[22:04:14 30/10/11] @ Darc : tities
[22:04:25 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : puppies
[22:04:31 30/10/11] @ Darc : jugs
[22:04:40 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : melons
[22:05:04 30/10/11] @ Darc : meat loaves
[22:05:16 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : mountains
[22:05:27 30/10/11] @ Darc : hooters
[22:05:47 30/10/11] * Catspirit123 looks hoping someone enters the chat
[22:06:09 30/10/11] * Darc hopes he doesn't run out of terms for boobs soon.
[22:06:22 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : chesticles
[22:06:46 30/10/11] @ Darc : butterballs
[22:07:00 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : never heard that one
[22:07:10 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : interesting
[22:07:20 30/10/11] @ Darc : meh
[22:07:27 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : breasts
[22:07:36 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : somehow nobody said that
[22:07:42 30/10/11] @ Darc : lol
[22:07:44 30/10/11] @ Darc : bosom
[22:08:11 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : pillows
[22:08:19 30/10/11] @ Darc : teats
[22:08:32 30/10/11] @ Trace-114 : lol
[22:09:22 30/10/11] @ Darc : Trace....
[22:09:38 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : fake
[22:09:48 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : lololololol
[22:09:50 30/10/11] @ Darc : You interrupted out contest!
[22:10:11 30/10/11] @ Darc : You need a word now, cat.
[22:10:19 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : I just gave one
[22:10:26 30/10/11] @ Darc : fake.
[22:10:30 30/10/11] @ Trace-114 : what
[22:10:34 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : yup :3
[22:10:39 30/10/11] @ Darc : How is that...? Just nevermind.
[22:10:42 30/10/11] @ Darc : Hood Ornaments
[22:11:06 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : well you know since a good chunk of pornstars have fake breasts now
[22:11:35 30/10/11] @ Darc : True... Very True...
[22:11:44 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : at least in america
[22:12:43 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : love humps
[22:12:48 30/10/11] @ Darc : Spongecakes
[22:14:25 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : globes
[22:14:33 30/10/11] @ Darc : Orbs
[22:15:03 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : honkers
[22:15:34 30/10/11] @ Darc : Wind Jammers
[22:16:22 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : shirt stretchers
[22:16:35 30/10/11] @ Darc : Sandbags
[22:17:19 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : lung protectors
[22:17:42 30/10/11] @ Darc : Gob Stoppers
[22:18:07 30/10/11] @ Darc : Wait.. Lemme spell it the Wonka approved way...
[22:18:13 30/10/11] @ Darc : Gobstoppers
[22:18:34 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : whoopee cushions
[22:18:49 30/10/11] @ Darc : Curves
[22:19:02 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : damn there are a ton of words for boobs
[22:19:13 30/10/11] @ Darc : Yup.
[22:19:32 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : double whoppers
[22:19:51 30/10/11] @ Darc : Twofers
[22:20:14 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : distractions
[22:20:33 30/10/11] @ Darc : ^^Good Show, Sir.
[22:20:37 30/10/11] @ Trace-114 : bouncing bettys
[22:20:43 30/10/11] @ Darc : Nips
[22:21:02 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : humpback whales
[22:21:19 30/10/11] @ Darc : Hand Warmers
[22:22:28 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : jogging partners
[22:22:51 30/10/11] @ Darc : Physics Tutors
[22:24:05 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : BIG FAT LUMPS OF FAT THAT ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH
[22:24:44 30/10/11] @ Darc : YES
[22:24:50 30/10/11] * Darc highfives cat.
[22:25:12 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : we've nearly filled the whole chat box
[22:25:21 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : WHY IS NOBODY SIGNING ON
[22:25:32 30/10/11] @ Darc : Traffic Stoppers
[22:25:47 30/10/11] @ Darc : BECAUSE NOBODY IS AS AWESOME AS US
[22:26:00 30/10/11] @ Darc : THAT IS WHY NOBODY WANTS TO SIGN ON
[22:26:47 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : jello sacks
[22:27:33 30/10/11] @ Darc : RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS
[22:27:59 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : emergency airbag
[22:28:25 30/10/11] @ Darc : Satellites
[22:30:02 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : gods best gift to mankind
[22:30:24 30/10/11] @ Darc : Siamese Twins
[22:31:53 30/10/11] @ Trace-114 : andbhuh
[22:32:54 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : sweet treats
[22:33:47 30/10/11] @ Darc : Damn...
[22:33:57 30/10/11] @ Darc : I'm starting to run out of words...
[22:34:02 30/10/11] @ Darc : Um...
[22:34:15 30/10/11] @ Darc : Dunes
[22:34:30 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : flesh bongos
[22:35:15 30/10/11] @ Darc : Humpty Dumpties
[22:36:02 30/10/11] @ Darc : Well, I'm done.
[22:36:42 30/10/11] @ Darc : And now I'm going to post this in the Funny Things thread to show everyone our awesome love for mammary glands.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 31, 2011 5:00 am

har har...so THIS is what you meant by word games
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here!   Funny stuff that's happened here! - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 31, 2011 6:14 am

[23:49:52] @ J : my little brother gave me the SCARE OF MY LIFE this morning.

[23:50:09] @ Darc : YES.

[23:50:11] @ Darc : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m71U2jJp09w&feature=related.

[23:50:11] @ Darc : SUBJECT CHANGE.

[23:50:17] @ Darc : He sis?.

[23:50:18] @ J : i literally thought i was going to die and people were going to find my beaten and violated body in a field somewhere.

[23:50:24] @ Darc : *did.

[23:50:36] @ Catspirit123 : .................

[23:50:38] @ Catspirit123 : wow.

[23:50:43] @ Catspirit123 : must have been pretty scary.

[23:50:47] @ J : so anyway i worked til 1 am last night ok.

[23:50:59] @ J : so i didnt go to church this morning.

[23:51:01] @ Trace-114 : lol awesome cake.

[23:51:03] @ Catspirit123 : yeah you weren't on last night.

[23:51:11] @ J : and when i woke up i assumed i was the only one home.

[23:51:25] @ J : pretty safe assumption yes?.

[23:51:45] @ Catspirit123 : I guess.

[23:51:50] @ J : so i hop in the shower and as im shampooing my little bro KNOCKS ON THE BATHROOM DOOR.

[23:51:52] @ Catspirit123 : usually I'm alone sunday morning.

[23:51:52] @ Darc : Yup.

[23:52:01] @ Catspirit123 : lol.

[23:52:05] @ Darc : ^^ like where this is going..

[23:52:06] @ Catspirit123 : WHO'S THAT KNOCKING.

[23:52:18] @ J : and then doesnt say anything for the longest twenty seconds of my life.

[23:52:24] @ Darc : KELBRIS IS GETTING HIS RAPE FACE ON.

[23:52:33] @ Trace-114 : lol.

[23:53:11] @ J : im litrally standing at the door naked and soapy with a bottle of conditioner in my hands waiting for the door to fly open.

[23:53:32] @ Trace-114 : hahaha.

[23:53:39] @ Darc : ....

[23:53:43] @ Darc : THE IMAGRY.

[23:53:43] @ J : i was planning on squirting whorever it is in the eyes with conditioner and then kick them down the stairs.

[23:53:48] @ Catspirit123 : you didn't say " WHO DA FUCK IS THIS".

[23:53:50] @ Darc : COOL IT WITH THE IMAGRY.

[23:53:57] @ J : no i actually did.

[23:54:09] @ Catspirit123 : do it in a black guy voice though.

[23:54:15] @ J : darc...im your sister...thats disgusting.

[23:54:19] @ Catspirit123 : because if they were an intruder they might be like.

[23:54:28] @ Catspirit123 : "OH FUCK THAT GUY SOUNDS HUGE".

[23:54:50] @ J : actually im pretty sure i sounded terrified.

[23:54:55] @ J : like a little girl.

[23:54:58] @ Trace-114 : at least this guy didnt open the dor and poked his head through.

[23:55:38] @ J : seriously though those twenty seconds i as going "I didnt think it would end like this, theyre going to find my violated body in a field somewhere oh god why?".

[23:55:48] @ Darc : Trace, it could have been worse..

[23:56:04] @ Darc : He could have run in with his pants down to take a dump..

[23:56:26] @ J : and then my little bro goes "hey Jo, can you take me to grandmas at 12?".

[23:56:28] @ Catspirit123 : rposted.

[23:56:34] @ Darc : lol.

[23:56:59] @ Catspirit123 : " I GOTTA DROP A CHOCOLATE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG".

[23:57:02] @ J : and i felt silly for getting ready to sruirt soap in his eyes and kick him down the stairs.




truest of true storyies...and terrifying to have went through

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lol at both of yours
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nuff said, Dimbo.
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[11:22:18] Draezeth joined the chat on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:22 am

[11:22:24] @ J : DRAE~!

[11:22:25] @ Draezeth : FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HOMEWOOOOOOOOOOOORK!

[11:22:27] Draezeth has logged off the chat on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:22 am

[11:22:31] * J tacklehugs Drae

[11:22:36] @ J : aww

[11:22:37] @ Necruta : XD nope

[11:22:42] Mobe : too late Razz

[11:22:44] @ J : ;.; the ultimate dodge

[11:22:59] * J cries a little on the inside





Why do you go where I can't follow Drae? ;.;
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Homework is why.

STOP THE MADNESS!
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Just a normal conversation for the late nighters

[23:32:29] Mobe : so you have me wired up except for my head

[23:32:59] Link joined the chat on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:32 pm

[23:34:30] Mobe : wait...

[23:34:35] * Mobe checks his pants

[23:34:42] Mobe : well...one of my heads

[23:34:53] @ J : oh no mobe...ive wired you up in your everywhere

[23:35:06] @ J : MWAHAHAHAHA

[23:35:14] Mobe : .....

[23:35:19] @ J : no who wants a popsickle?

[23:35:24] @ J : YOU DO!

[23:35:30] @ Catspirit123 : lol

[23:35:39] @ Catspirit123 : gobble it up >:3

[23:35:43] * Mobe starts going to the freezer and grabs a popsicle

[23:35:43] @ J : yeah thats right...lick it all nice

[23:35:47] Mobe : O__O

[23:35:55] @ J : what flavor is it mobe

[23:36:09] * Mobe opens it "CHERRY, PLEASE NO!!!

[23:36:12] @ J : WHAT FLAVOR

[23:36:22] @ J : ...

[23:36:25] Mobe : PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME

[23:36:40] Mobe : CHERRY IS THE WORST YOU COULD EVER DO

[23:36:41] * J gets real close and whispers in mobes ear

[23:36:45] @ J : eat it

[23:36:59] @ Catspirit123 : slowly.....

[23:37:15] @ J : lick it good...just like that...mmmm thats right all slow like...this pleases me

[23:37:33] * Mobe starts eating it and tries to say "DEAR GOD IT'S HORRIBLE"

[23:37:50] @ Catspirit123 : all the way to the back

[23:37:53] @ J : no no...dont talk

[23:37:57] @ J : just lick

[23:38:15] * Mobe stops talking and starts eating the popsicle faster

[23:38:17] @ J : no sick in in your mouth and twirl it all around

[23:38:28] Mobe : ......

[23:38:29] @ J : no no...slowly

[23:38:30] Darc joined the chat on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:38 pm

[23:38:36] * Mobe slows down

[23:38:40] @ Catspirit123 : long and slow

[23:38:42] @ Darc : ...

[23:38:46] @ J : yeah...like that

[23:38:59] Mobe : J, have you ever watched doctor who?

[23:38:59] @ Darc : Shit. I'm in the wierd part of Day Four again.

[23:39:12] Link : O___O

[23:39:44] * Catspirit123 can barely contain his amusement

[23:39:59] @ J : darc you did not walk into anything unusual

[23:40:03] @ J : at sll

[23:40:22] @ Darc : Yeah....

[23:40:29] Mobe : sll?

[23:40:40] Link : I guess so princess.

[23:40:50] @ Darc : This is pretty routine for us now. I should have expected this much.

[23:41:00] @ J : mobe keep licking

[23:41:13] @ J : oh its staring to get melty

[23:41:15] * Mobe continues giving the popsicle head

[23:41:22] @ J : no no...dont wipe it off

[23:41:35] @ J : just let it run down your face all sticky like

[23:41:35] @ Darc : Dammit J!

[23:41:35] Mobe : didn't say i was

[23:41:41] Link : O____O

[23:42:06] @ Darc : Your commentary of this popsicle eating is really creepy.

.[23:42:16] * J licks popsicle juice off of mobe's chin

[23:42:19] @ J : mmmmm

[23:42:22] @ J : like that?

[23:42:26] Mobe : O__O

[23:42:32] Mobe : ....yes

[23:42:45] Mobe : and you're screwed Razz

[23:42:53] @ J : yes i am

[23:42:55] * Darc gives chat a look of horror that is too much to even describe with words.

[23:43:03] * Mobe shows that he is wearing a wire

[23:43:18] Link : *Dies*

[23:43:20] * Mobe shows the tiny video camera on his shirt

[23:43:22] @ J : hes my mind slave and is forced to obey me

[23:43:29] @ Catspirit123 : oh god, this is amazing

[23:43:34] @ J : MWAHAHAHAHA

[23:43:36] Mobe : YOU'RE GETTING SU-yes master

[23:43:56] @ J : meanwhile the commander is getting off on this

[23:43:58] @ Darc : Hm....

[23:44:00] * Mobe breaks the video camera

[23:44:12] @ J : so i ask you who the twisted one is

[23:44:31] Mobe : not you master...

[23:44:40] @ Darc : I'm going to apply some mind bleach now, so I can pretend J is still an unblemished lily.

[23:44:42] @ J : oh...looks like the popsicles gone...but mobe you got some juice on your shirt

[23:44:52] @ J : take it off

[23:44:56] @ J : all slow like

[23:45:08] @ J : I AM AN UNBLEMISHED LILY

[23:45:10] * Mobe looks down, "yes master" *takes off shirt all slow and sexy*

[23:45:23] @ J : yes...this pleases me

[23:45:25] Link : *Dies again*

[23:45:40] @ Darc : Me Gusta

[23:45:50] @ J : lol

[23:46:07] @ J : now go take a shower...you need to clean yourself up

[23:46:08] Link : *Pokes J*

[23:46:18] Mobe : yes master

[23:46:25] * Mobe goes to the showers

[23:46:30] @ Catspirit123 : YARGH I NEED FELICITY RIGHT NOW -____-

[23:46:38] @ Darc : Now excuse me, I'm going to write a fanfic on this.

[23:46:49] @ J : wow...O_O you really ARE getting off on this

[23:46:55] Mobe : (so she can do to you what i did to that popsicle?)

[23:47:05] @ Catspirit123 : ....maybe......

[23:47:10] @ Catspirit123 : no wait, not maybe

[23:47:12] @ Catspirit123 : YES



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Now who else wants a popcicle?
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[01:27:59] @ J : im alot good ican do when you do just like we always do because im fine and been doing this for long time without help like as i n any other day

[01:28:12] @ J : yeah

[01:28:31] * Mobe gives J some stronger meds




and you thougt i was the only offender <.<
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what the hell happened while i was gone?
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Good question..... WHAT THE HELL?!?!? XP
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Why do i always miss the funny stuff? TT_TT
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