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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:01 pm | |
| I could read up to the word "better", but I couldn't decipher the rest. =P | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:57 am | |
| lol fail sentence is funny | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:55 pm | |
| im not sure how many of you will get this joke.....
[22:25:54] @ Random Messenger : we seek peace
[22:26:03] @ Random Messenger : we no longer want war between our people
[22:26:26] @ Random Messenger : we hope you accept these reasonable demands for peace between our people
[22:26:41] @ Random Messenger : we want all our provinces back including the one we took from you to begin with
[22:26:50] @ Random Messenger : and a sum of 84573 denarii and not a coin less
[22:27:34] @ Trace-114 : Hmm
[22:27:41] @ Trace-114 : Interesting
[22:27:47] @ Trace-114 : How about
[22:28:15] @ Trace-114 : We do not give you any provinces
[22:28:37] @ Trace-114 : We do not give you 84573 Denarii
[22:28:59] @ Trace-114 : You give us one of your provinces
[22:29:49] @ Trace-114 : And 200000 Denarii every turn for 10 turns
[22:30:12] @ Random Messenger : NO
[22:30:21] @ Random Messenger : we will not accept such things
[22:30:35] @ Random Messenger : do you think of us as stupid?
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Preschooler Florian AFSDFHWEGWODJA
Posts : 1007 Friendliness : 1167 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-12-09 Age : 12 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:02 pm | |
| Its funny because my army was negotiating from outside the gate of his last city. | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:47 am | |
| [21:28:58] @ J : brb
[21:29:34] @ Catspirit123 : mkay
[21:30:43] @ J : back
[21:31:16] @ Catspirit123 : proof
[21:31:55] @ J : what kind of proof
[21:32:26] @ Catspirit123 : just proof
[21:32:29] @ Catspirit123 : in general
[21:32:48] @ J : umm...i dont know what to do to prove it
[21:33:06] @ Catspirit123 : ......
[21:33:50] @ J : well im typing i guess that proof
[21:34:31] @ J : isnt it
[21:34:53] @ Catspirit123 : general proof
[21:35:05] @ Catspirit123 : yes it is
[21:35:23] @ J : lol what you want proof that im J?
[21:35:34] @ Catspirit123 : yes
[21:36:07] @ J : well my screen name says so
[21:36:31] @ Catspirit123 : yup
[21:36:45] @ Catspirit123 : but your dog could be typing while you're still signed in
[21:36:45] @ J : so doesnt that make me J?
[21:38:16] @ Catspirit123 : ......
[21:38:50] @ J : my dog? dogs cant type
[21:39:13] @ Catspirit123 : prove it
[21:39:16] @ Catspirit123 : >:3
[21:39:27] @ J : uhh
[21:39:29] @ J : umm
[21:39:31] J has logged off the chat on Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:39 pm
[21:39:46] @ Catspirit123 : haha
[21:40:13] J joined the chat on Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:40 pm
[21:40:18] @ J : im back
[21:40:23] @ J : umm?
[21:40:29] @ J : whats that up there
[21:40:43] @ Catspirit123 : dunno
[21:40:53] @ J : WHO THE FUCK WAS IMPERSINATING ME WHILE I WAS GONE
[21:41:15] @ J : i spelled impersonating very wrong
[21:41:40] @ Catspirit123 : I knew it
[21:41:56] @ J : clearly the moment you said "proof" I would have responded with metal zebra tits
[21:42:07] @ Catspirit123 : obviously
[21:42:12] @ J : thats all the proof you would need
[21:42:24] @ Catspirit123 : yup
[21:42:26] @ J : clearly they were doing it wrong
[21:43:03] @ J : glad to see you can spot the fakes and weed em out
[21:43:58] @ J : but really WHY
[21:44:04] @ Catspirit123 : Iunno
[21:44:11] @ J : what is the point of pretending to be me
[21:44:25] @ J : WHAT WERE THEY TRYING TO GAIN
[21:44:58] @ Catspirit123 : the skittles
[21:45:15] @ J : OH NO
[21:45:19] @ J : NOT THE SKITTLES
[21:45:32] @ Catspirit123 : afraid so
[21:45:53] @ J : D:
Im not quite sure what to make of this...but it makes me feel violated. | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:16 am | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:14 pm | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:21 am | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:13 am | |
| He can call me Princess if he wants to.
[01:05:16] Link : Princess!!
[01:05:34] @ Catspirit123 : where?
[01:05:38] @ Catspirit123 : I see no princess here
[01:06:02] Link : J?
[01:06:11] @ Catspirit123 : I thought we went over this
[01:06:28] @ Trace-114 : what about me?
[01:06:35] @ Catspirit123 : not a princess, just an unblemished lily that's actually not all that unblemished
[01:07:18] @ Darc : .
[01:07:40] @ Catspirit123 : after spending a month on a mountain on a planet where it rains fire, and you have to fight off tons of beasts with nothing but a knife and eat centepede, you can't really call yourself unblemished
[01:08:53] @ Catspirit123 : no matter how much you look like a woman you still have actually be one to be a princess Trace Razz
[01:09:06] @ J : wait wait WAIT
[01:09:10] @ Trace-114 : awww
[01:09:19] @ J : if he wants to think im a princess why are we correcting him
[01:09:30] @ Catspirit123 : because
[01:09:44] @ Catspirit123 : I don't want it to go to your head
[01:09:45] @ Trace-114 : odd are ganon will come afte ryou
[01:09:51] @ J : he can call me princess...if he wants to...
[01:09:59] @ Catspirit123 : having one of them heroes of time trying to save you and stuff
[01:10:04] @ J : *blushes*
[01:10:10] * Catspirit123 rolls eyes
[01:10:11] @ Trace-114 : although i dont thing he will expect a ghost cat kicking his ass
[01:10:49] @ J : ok listen you i have had a crush on the hero of time since i was EIGHT
[01:10:52] @ J : EIGHT
[01:11:14] @ J : you know how long ago that was??? Ocarina of Time came out that year
[01:11:21] @ Catspirit123 : it's not healthy to hold obsessions like that
[01:11:33] Link : I agree.
[01:11:41] @ J : SO WHEN THE HERO OF TIME SHOWS UP IN CHAT AND WANTS TO CALL ME A PRINCESS WE LET HIM
[01:11:45] @ J : GOT IT!!!!!
[01:11:54] @ Catspirit123 : no... | |
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rickamaru Demon Slayer (posted it to death)
Posts : 613 Friendliness : 459 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2011-05-18 Age : 34 Location : Digging a pit (Digging Digging Digging)
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:04 pm | |
| it's ok. You are a princess whether cat acknowledges it or not (and she can remain unblemished. It's a morality thing i think) | |
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Commander Catspirit Galactic
Posts : 1987 Friendliness : 1935 Reputation : 42 Join date : 2010-12-09 Age : 535 Location : Kicking ass aboard the B.D.A Great Lion.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:19 am | |
| no comment.....
[00:14:22] * J licks trace some more
[00:14:40] @ Trace-114 : I used diable you cant use lick
[00:15:20] @ J : im not using lick...im just licking you
[00:15:28] @ Darc : ...
[00:15:34] * J brushes her tounge against traces skin
[00:15:37] @ J : like this
[00:15:40] @ Trace-114 : T_T
[00:15:43] @ J : delicious
[00:15:55] @ Catspirit123 : ......
[00:16:04] @ J : you guys really need to try this
[00:16:18] @ Catspirit123 : no..... | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:39 pm | |
| he didnt realise numel was a camel -.-
[02:30:43] @ Catspirit123 : oh no wait
[02:30:44] @ Catspirit123 : camel
[02:30:46] @ Catspirit123 : DUH
[02:30:53] @ Catspirit123 : why did I never think of that
[02:30:53] @ Dragon The Conqueror : -.-
[02:30:59] @ Catspirit123 : the humps and stuff
[02:31:02] @ Catspirit123 : ugh I'm stupid
[02:31:16] @ Dragon The Conqueror : you only just realised?
[02:31:25] @ Catspirit123 : yes
[02:31:30] @ Dragon The Conqueror : omg
[02:31:52] @ Dragon The Conqueror : what a fun adventure the battalion is
[02:32:00] @ Dragon The Conqueror : when we have you as a leader | |
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:39 am | |
| And you thought word games were boring, no?
[22:02:31 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : boobs [22:03:06 30/10/11] @ Darc : tits [22:03:28 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : knockers [22:03:37 30/10/11] @ Darc : bazooms. [22:03:49 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : funbags [22:03:54 30/10/11] @ Darc : racks [22:04:03 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : tatas [22:04:14 30/10/11] @ Darc : tities [22:04:25 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : puppies [22:04:31 30/10/11] @ Darc : jugs [22:04:40 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : melons [22:05:04 30/10/11] @ Darc : meat loaves [22:05:16 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : mountains [22:05:27 30/10/11] @ Darc : hooters [22:05:47 30/10/11] * Catspirit123 looks hoping someone enters the chat [22:06:09 30/10/11] * Darc hopes he doesn't run out of terms for boobs soon. [22:06:22 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : chesticles [22:06:46 30/10/11] @ Darc : butterballs [22:07:00 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : never heard that one [22:07:10 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : interesting [22:07:20 30/10/11] @ Darc : meh [22:07:27 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : breasts [22:07:36 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : somehow nobody said that [22:07:42 30/10/11] @ Darc : lol [22:07:44 30/10/11] @ Darc : bosom [22:08:11 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : pillows [22:08:19 30/10/11] @ Darc : teats [22:08:32 30/10/11] @ Trace-114 : lol [22:09:22 30/10/11] @ Darc : Trace.... [22:09:38 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : fake [22:09:48 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : lololololol [22:09:50 30/10/11] @ Darc : You interrupted out contest! [22:10:11 30/10/11] @ Darc : You need a word now, cat. [22:10:19 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : I just gave one [22:10:26 30/10/11] @ Darc : fake. [22:10:30 30/10/11] @ Trace-114 : what [22:10:34 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : yup :3 [22:10:39 30/10/11] @ Darc : How is that...? Just nevermind. [22:10:42 30/10/11] @ Darc : Hood Ornaments [22:11:06 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : well you know since a good chunk of pornstars have fake breasts now [22:11:35 30/10/11] @ Darc : True... Very True... [22:11:44 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : at least in america [22:12:43 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : love humps [22:12:48 30/10/11] @ Darc : Spongecakes [22:14:25 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : globes [22:14:33 30/10/11] @ Darc : Orbs [22:15:03 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : honkers [22:15:34 30/10/11] @ Darc : Wind Jammers [22:16:22 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : shirt stretchers [22:16:35 30/10/11] @ Darc : Sandbags [22:17:19 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : lung protectors [22:17:42 30/10/11] @ Darc : Gob Stoppers [22:18:07 30/10/11] @ Darc : Wait.. Lemme spell it the Wonka approved way... [22:18:13 30/10/11] @ Darc : Gobstoppers [22:18:34 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : whoopee cushions [22:18:49 30/10/11] @ Darc : Curves [22:19:02 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : damn there are a ton of words for boobs [22:19:13 30/10/11] @ Darc : Yup. [22:19:32 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : double whoppers [22:19:51 30/10/11] @ Darc : Twofers [22:20:14 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : distractions [22:20:33 30/10/11] @ Darc : ^^Good Show, Sir. [22:20:37 30/10/11] @ Trace-114 : bouncing bettys [22:20:43 30/10/11] @ Darc : Nips [22:21:02 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : humpback whales [22:21:19 30/10/11] @ Darc : Hand Warmers [22:22:28 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : jogging partners [22:22:51 30/10/11] @ Darc : Physics Tutors [22:24:05 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : BIG FAT LUMPS OF FAT THAT ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH [22:24:44 30/10/11] @ Darc : YES [22:24:50 30/10/11] * Darc highfives cat. [22:25:12 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : we've nearly filled the whole chat box [22:25:21 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : WHY IS NOBODY SIGNING ON [22:25:32 30/10/11] @ Darc : Traffic Stoppers [22:25:47 30/10/11] @ Darc : BECAUSE NOBODY IS AS AWESOME AS US [22:26:00 30/10/11] @ Darc : THAT IS WHY NOBODY WANTS TO SIGN ON [22:26:47 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : jello sacks [22:27:33 30/10/11] @ Darc : RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS [22:27:59 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : emergency airbag [22:28:25 30/10/11] @ Darc : Satellites [22:30:02 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : gods best gift to mankind [22:30:24 30/10/11] @ Darc : Siamese Twins [22:31:53 30/10/11] @ Trace-114 : andbhuh [22:32:54 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : sweet treats [22:33:47 30/10/11] @ Darc : Damn... [22:33:57 30/10/11] @ Darc : I'm starting to run out of words... [22:34:02 30/10/11] @ Darc : Um... [22:34:15 30/10/11] @ Darc : Dunes [22:34:30 30/10/11] @ Catspirit123 : flesh bongos [22:35:15 30/10/11] @ Darc : Humpty Dumpties [22:36:02 30/10/11] @ Darc : Well, I'm done. [22:36:42 30/10/11] @ Darc : And now I'm going to post this in the Funny Things thread to show everyone our awesome love for mammary glands. | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:00 am | |
| har har...so THIS is what you meant by word games | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:14 am | |
| [23:49:52] @ J : my little brother gave me the SCARE OF MY LIFE this morning. [23:50:09] @ Darc : YES. [23:50:11] @ Darc : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m71U2jJp09w&feature=related.[23:50:11] @ Darc : SUBJECT CHANGE. [23:50:17] @ Darc : He sis?. [23:50:18] @ J : i literally thought i was going to die and people were going to find my beaten and violated body in a field somewhere. [23:50:24] @ Darc : *did. [23:50:36] @ Catspirit123 : ................. [23:50:38] @ Catspirit123 : wow. [23:50:43] @ Catspirit123 : must have been pretty scary. [23:50:47] @ J : so anyway i worked til 1 am last night ok. [23:50:59] @ J : so i didnt go to church this morning. [23:51:01] @ Trace-114 : lol awesome cake. [23:51:03] @ Catspirit123 : yeah you weren't on last night. [23:51:11] @ J : and when i woke up i assumed i was the only one home. [23:51:25] @ J : pretty safe assumption yes?. [23:51:45] @ Catspirit123 : I guess. [23:51:50] @ J : so i hop in the shower and as im shampooing my little bro KNOCKS ON THE BATHROOM DOOR. [23:51:52] @ Catspirit123 : usually I'm alone sunday morning. [23:51:52] @ Darc : Yup. [23:52:01] @ Catspirit123 : lol. [23:52:05] @ Darc : ^^ like where this is going.. [23:52:06] @ Catspirit123 : WHO'S THAT KNOCKING. [23:52:18] @ J : and then doesnt say anything for the longest twenty seconds of my life. [23:52:24] @ Darc : KELBRIS IS GETTING HIS RAPE FACE ON. [23:52:33] @ Trace-114 : lol. [23:53:11] @ J : im litrally standing at the door naked and soapy with a bottle of conditioner in my hands waiting for the door to fly open. [23:53:32] @ Trace-114 : hahaha. [23:53:39] @ Darc : .... [23:53:43] @ Darc : THE IMAGRY. [23:53:43] @ J : i was planning on squirting whorever it is in the eyes with conditioner and then kick them down the stairs. [23:53:48] @ Catspirit123 : you didn't say " WHO DA FUCK IS THIS". [23:53:50] @ Darc : COOL IT WITH THE IMAGRY. [23:53:57] @ J : no i actually did. [23:54:09] @ Catspirit123 : do it in a black guy voice though. [23:54:15] @ J : darc...im your sister...thats disgusting. [23:54:19] @ Catspirit123 : because if they were an intruder they might be like. [23:54:28] @ Catspirit123 : "OH FUCK THAT GUY SOUNDS HUGE". [23:54:50] @ J : actually im pretty sure i sounded terrified. [23:54:55] @ J : like a little girl. [23:54:58] @ Trace-114 : at least this guy didnt open the dor and poked his head through. [23:55:38] @ J : seriously though those twenty seconds i as going "I didnt think it would end like this, theyre going to find my violated body in a field somewhere oh god why?". [23:55:48] @ Darc : Trace, it could have been worse.. [23:56:04] @ Darc : He could have run in with his pants down to take a dump.. [23:56:26] @ J : and then my little bro goes "hey Jo, can you take me to grandmas at 12?". [23:56:28] @ Catspirit123 : rposted. [23:56:34] @ Darc : lol. [23:56:59] @ Catspirit123 : " I GOTTA DROP A CHOCOLATE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG". [23:57:02] @ J : and i felt silly for getting ready to sruirt soap in his eyes and kick him down the stairs. truest of true storyies...and terrifying to have went through | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:03 am | |
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KungpowPanda SPARTAAAA!!!
Posts : 354 Friendliness : 486 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 33 Location : Wherever I want to be.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:08 pm | |
| nuff said, Dimbo. | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:24 pm | |
| [11:22:18] Draezeth joined the chat on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:22 am
[11:22:24] @ J : DRAE~!
[11:22:25] @ Draezeth : FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HOMEWOOOOOOOOOOOORK!
[11:22:27] Draezeth has logged off the chat on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:22 am
[11:22:31] * J tacklehugs Drae
[11:22:36] @ J : aww
[11:22:37] @ Necruta : XD nope
[11:22:42] Mobe : too late Razz
[11:22:44] @ J : ;.; the ultimate dodge
[11:22:59] * J cries a little on the inside
Why do you go where I can't follow Drae? ;.; | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:07 pm | |
| Homework is why.
STOP THE MADNESS! | |
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Commander Catspirit Galactic
Posts : 1987 Friendliness : 1935 Reputation : 42 Join date : 2010-12-09 Age : 535 Location : Kicking ass aboard the B.D.A Great Lion.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:47 am | |
| Just a normal conversation for the late nighters
[23:32:29] Mobe : so you have me wired up except for my head
[23:32:59] Link joined the chat on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:32 pm
[23:34:30] Mobe : wait...
[23:34:35] * Mobe checks his pants
[23:34:42] Mobe : well...one of my heads
[23:34:53] @ J : oh no mobe...ive wired you up in your everywhere
[23:35:06] @ J : MWAHAHAHAHA
[23:35:14] Mobe : .....
[23:35:19] @ J : no who wants a popsickle?
[23:35:24] @ J : YOU DO!
[23:35:30] @ Catspirit123 : lol
[23:35:39] @ Catspirit123 : gobble it up >:3
[23:35:43] * Mobe starts going to the freezer and grabs a popsicle
[23:35:43] @ J : yeah thats right...lick it all nice
[23:35:47] Mobe : O__O
[23:35:55] @ J : what flavor is it mobe
[23:36:09] * Mobe opens it "CHERRY, PLEASE NO!!!
[23:36:12] @ J : WHAT FLAVOR
[23:36:22] @ J : ...
[23:36:25] Mobe : PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
[23:36:40] Mobe : CHERRY IS THE WORST YOU COULD EVER DO
[23:36:41] * J gets real close and whispers in mobes ear
[23:36:45] @ J : eat it
[23:36:59] @ Catspirit123 : slowly.....
[23:37:15] @ J : lick it good...just like that...mmmm thats right all slow like...this pleases me
[23:37:33] * Mobe starts eating it and tries to say "DEAR GOD IT'S HORRIBLE"
[23:37:50] @ Catspirit123 : all the way to the back
[23:37:53] @ J : no no...dont talk
[23:37:57] @ J : just lick
[23:38:15] * Mobe stops talking and starts eating the popsicle faster
[23:38:17] @ J : no sick in in your mouth and twirl it all around
[23:38:28] Mobe : ......
[23:38:29] @ J : no no...slowly
[23:38:30] Darc joined the chat on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:38 pm
[23:38:36] * Mobe slows down
[23:38:40] @ Catspirit123 : long and slow
[23:38:42] @ Darc : ...
[23:38:46] @ J : yeah...like that
[23:38:59] Mobe : J, have you ever watched doctor who?
[23:38:59] @ Darc : Shit. I'm in the wierd part of Day Four again.
[23:39:12] Link : O___O
[23:39:44] * Catspirit123 can barely contain his amusement
[23:39:59] @ J : darc you did not walk into anything unusual
[23:40:03] @ J : at sll
[23:40:22] @ Darc : Yeah....
[23:40:29] Mobe : sll?
[23:40:40] Link : I guess so princess.
[23:40:50] @ Darc : This is pretty routine for us now. I should have expected this much.
[23:41:00] @ J : mobe keep licking
[23:41:13] @ J : oh its staring to get melty
[23:41:15] * Mobe continues giving the popsicle head
[23:41:22] @ J : no no...dont wipe it off
[23:41:35] @ J : just let it run down your face all sticky like
[23:41:35] @ Darc : Dammit J!
[23:41:35] Mobe : didn't say i was
[23:41:41] Link : O____O
[23:42:06] @ Darc : Your commentary of this popsicle eating is really creepy.
.[23:42:16] * J licks popsicle juice off of mobe's chin
[23:42:19] @ J : mmmmm
[23:42:22] @ J : like that?
[23:42:26] Mobe : O__O
[23:42:32] Mobe : ....yes
[23:42:45] Mobe : and you're screwed Razz
[23:42:53] @ J : yes i am
[23:42:55] * Darc gives chat a look of horror that is too much to even describe with words.
[23:43:03] * Mobe shows that he is wearing a wire
[23:43:18] Link : *Dies*
[23:43:20] * Mobe shows the tiny video camera on his shirt
[23:43:22] @ J : hes my mind slave and is forced to obey me
[23:43:29] @ Catspirit123 : oh god, this is amazing
[23:43:34] @ J : MWAHAHAHAHA
[23:43:36] Mobe : YOU'RE GETTING SU-yes master
[23:43:56] @ J : meanwhile the commander is getting off on this
[23:43:58] @ Darc : Hm....
[23:44:00] * Mobe breaks the video camera
[23:44:12] @ J : so i ask you who the twisted one is
[23:44:31] Mobe : not you master...
[23:44:40] @ Darc : I'm going to apply some mind bleach now, so I can pretend J is still an unblemished lily.
[23:44:42] @ J : oh...looks like the popsicles gone...but mobe you got some juice on your shirt
[23:44:52] @ J : take it off
[23:44:56] @ J : all slow like
[23:45:08] @ J : I AM AN UNBLEMISHED LILY
[23:45:10] * Mobe looks down, "yes master" *takes off shirt all slow and sexy*
[23:45:23] @ J : yes...this pleases me
[23:45:25] Link : *Dies again*
[23:45:40] @ Darc : Me Gusta
[23:45:50] @ J : lol
[23:46:07] @ J : now go take a shower...you need to clean yourself up
[23:46:08] Link : *Pokes J*
[23:46:18] Mobe : yes master
[23:46:25] * Mobe goes to the showers
[23:46:30] @ Catspirit123 : YARGH I NEED FELICITY RIGHT NOW -____-
[23:46:38] @ Darc : Now excuse me, I'm going to write a fanfic on this.
[23:46:49] @ J : wow...O_O you really ARE getting off on this
[23:46:55] Mobe : (so she can do to you what i did to that popsicle?)
[23:47:05] @ Catspirit123 : ....maybe......
[23:47:10] @ Catspirit123 : no wait, not maybe
[23:47:12] @ Catspirit123 : YES
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:48 am | |
| Now who else wants a popcicle? | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:32 am | |
| [01:27:59] @ J : im alot good ican do when you do just like we always do because im fine and been doing this for long time without help like as i n any other day
[01:28:12] @ J : yeah
[01:28:31] * Mobe gives J some stronger meds
and you thougt i was the only offender <.<
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:41 am | |
| what the hell happened while i was gone? | |
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rickamaru Demon Slayer (posted it to death)
Posts : 613 Friendliness : 459 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2011-05-18 Age : 34 Location : Digging a pit (Digging Digging Digging)
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:44 pm | |
| Good question..... WHAT THE HELL?!?!? XP | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:21 pm | |
| Why do i always miss the funny stuff? TT_TT | |
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