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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:17 am | |
| [01:06:17] @ Darc : Wait... [01:06:23] @ Darc : …………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_ [01:06:36] @ Darc : ………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„ [01:06:43] @ Darc : …………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\ [01:06:50] @ Darc : …………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '| [01:06:58] @ Darc : ……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : | [01:07:05] @ Darc : ………...\„-* . . . . .| : : : : : : : :'| [01:07:13] @ Darc : ……….../ . . . . . . '| : : : : : : : :| [01:07:20] @ Darc : ……..../ . . . . . . . .'\ : : : : : : : | [01:07:26] @ Darc : ……../ . . . . . . . . . .\ : : : : : : :| [01:07:33] @ Darc : ……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : / [01:07:40] @ Darc : ….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*' [01:07:46] @ Darc : ….'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| [01:07:52] @ Darc : …/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .| [01:07:58] @ Darc : ../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'| [01:08:04] @ Darc : ./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'| [01:08:10] @ Darc : '/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| [01:08:16] @ Darc : '| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .| [01:08:22] @ Darc : '| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'| [01:08:29] @ Darc : '| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'| [01:08:36] @ Darc : '| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'| [01:08:45] @ Darc : | . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .| [01:08:59] @ Darc : | . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .| [01:09:08] @ Darc : Hey Trace. [01:09:24] @ Darc : Expand your chatbox and check out that whole combo. [01:09:31] @ J : what is that supposed to be? [01:10:00] @ Ghost Trace : i beleive its a hiant penis [01:10:04] Necruta joined the chat on Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:10 am [01:10:05] @ Ghost Trace : *giant [01:10:31] @ J : i dun see it [01:10:32] @ Ghost Trace : although i cant be sure wit the ascii art [01:11:09] @ Darc : ? [01:11:17] @ Darc : I thought it was a tad obvious. [01:11:18] @ Ghost Trace : well what is it? [01:11:26] @ Darc : Anywho, WB, Nec. [01:14:35] @ Ghost Trace : darc? [01:14:39] @ J : no what is it [01:14:49] @ Darc : LOOK AT IT [01:15:02] @ J : ive turned it in all different directions but i just dont see it [01:16:26] @ J : ok i give up [01:16:32] @ Darc : IT'S A SPACE SHIP, DAMMIT [01:16:42] @ J : oh [01:16:44] @ J : ok [01:16:56] @ J : i dont see it [01:17:00] @ J : but ok the art of trolling | |
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Commander Catspirit Galactic
Posts : 1987 Friendliness : 1935 Reputation : 42 Join date : 2010-12-09 Age : 535 Location : Kicking ass aboard the B.D.A Great Lion.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:50 pm | |
| I love getting my sword polished!
[15:11:54 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : you seen Claymore?
[15:12:34 18/04/12] @ Aka : no
[15:12:45 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : watch it
[15:12:57 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : really awesome
[15:13:01 18/04/12] @ J : i liked reading Claymore
[15:13:07 18/04/12] @ J : over watching it
[15:13:14 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : well
[15:13:15 18/04/12] @ Draezeth : I watched the first episode.
[15:13:31 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : the anime ended at a point where you really wanted to keep going
[15:13:37 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : because it didnt end
[15:13:39 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : Heh
[15:13:51 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : I can't imagine watching a sword would be all that exciting. Not sure how much there'd be to read on one either
[15:14:02 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : Troll
[15:14:40 18/04/12] @ Aka : lol
[15:14:42 18/04/12] @ Draezeth : haha
[15:14:45 18/04/12] @ J : haha
[15:14:48 18/04/12] @ J : you tried
[15:14:51 18/04/12] @ J : im sure
[15:14:59 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : yeah
[15:15:04 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : people kept telling me to watch claymore
[15:15:09 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : so I got a claymore and watched it
[15:15:13 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : you know what it did?
[15:15:27 18/04/12] @ Aka : nothing??
[15:15:30 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : Watched claymore
[15:15:30 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : slapped me across the face and flew out the window
[15:15:32 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : GASP
[15:15:43 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : never wasting my money like that again
[15:15:44 18/04/12] @ Aka : =O
[15:16:02 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : Hmm
[15:16:05 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : Well then
[15:16:36 18/04/12] @ J : lol
[15:16:49 18/04/12] @ J : I like Claymore
[15:16:57 18/04/12] @ J : but again i prefer reading it
[15:17:08 18/04/12] @ Draezeth : Bro just gave up on the internet.
[15:17:11 18/04/12] @ Draezeth : Time for Fairy Tail.
[15:17:24 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : never tried reading one
[15:17:30 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : you think I should give it another shot?
[15:18:01 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : I have a list of things I need to go bother looking at
[15:18:07 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : I've fallen behind on my list
[15:18:18 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : T-T
[15:19:12 18/04/12] @ J : if you try reading one and it doesnt work out dont let it fly out the window
[15:19:22 18/04/12] @ J : i'll be sure to take it off your hands...
[15:19:29 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : alright fine
[15:19:42 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : but if another one flies away on me then you're gonna owe me
[15:20:01 18/04/12] @ J : just tie it down before you start reading it
[15:20:46 18/04/12] @ Aka : the beginning of the first ep looks interenting...
[15:21:09 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : really
[15:21:19 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : it just looks like a sword to me
[15:21:28 18/04/12] * Commander Lionspirit>:3 swings the claymore around
[15:21:29 18/04/12] @ J : and if youre not happy with it dont hesitate to let me have it
[15:21:41 18/04/12] @ J : ...cuz i'll take good care of it...
[15:21:51 18/04/12] @ J : hang it on my mantle
[15:21:54 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : I think you may have a problem J
[15:21:59 18/04/12] @ J : and polish it all the time...
[15:22:01 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : you shouldn't be hording claymores
[15:22:08 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : Why not?
[15:22:12 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : always polishing those things
[15:22:14 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : Everyone needs a hobby
[15:22:14 18/04/12] @ J : ITS NOT A PROBLEM
[15:22:31 18/04/12] @ J : and im not overcompensating for anything...i just happen to like huge swords
[15:22:33 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : they're kind of large don't ya think
[15:22:44 18/04/12] @ J : SIZE MATTERS YA KNOW
[15:22:55 18/04/12] @ J : theyre very large
[15:22:57 18/04/12] @ Aka : it's called a ;ongsword for a reason, y'know
[15:23:03 18/04/12] @ Aka : longsword**
[15:23:03 18/04/12] @ J : which is why i love them
[15:23:12 18/04/12] @ J : ...im not obsessed
[15:23:14 18/04/12] @ J : im not
[15:23:24 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : ...
[15:23:25 18/04/12] @ J : i...just...
[15:23:29 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : obsessed with polishing long swords
[15:23:29 18/04/12] @ J : claymores...
[15:23:30 18/04/12] @ Aka : I believe you, J
[15:23:44 18/04/12] @ Aka : If you were obsessed you talk about them constantly
[15:23:45 18/04/12] @ J : yes commander
[15:23:52 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : J if you are obsessed with very big swords then i will like you more
[15:23:58 18/04/12] @ Aka : lol
[15:24:03 18/04/12] @ J : obsessed with polishing long swords....
[15:24:11 18/04/12] @ J : there ya go
[15:24:18 18/04/12] @ Aka : J's obsessede with poisihing longswords
[15:24:18 18/04/12] @ J : i love it
[15:24:31 18/04/12] @ J : there is no dirty connotation whatsoever
[15:24:32 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : yeah you 'polish' that 'sword'
[15:24:39 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : I was just thinking
[15:24:47 18/04/12] @ J : NO DIRTY CONNOTATION WHATSOEVER
[15:24:48 18/04/12] @ Aka : obsessed** polishing**
[15:24:48 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : But I didn't really want to say it
[15:24:50 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : I prefer my awesometana
[15:25:05 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : it's getting a little less awesome lately though
[15:25:20 18/04/12] @ J : why's that?
[15:25:40 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : well when you use a weapon you have to maintain it every now and then
[15:25:52 18/04/12] @ J : exactly
[15:26:08 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : every now and then. Not ALL THE TIME
[15:26:33 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : but yeah, my sword needs polishing and stuff
[15:26:33 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : here J
[15:26:59 18/04/12] * Emperor Dragon the Great pulls out Katruak
[15:27:20 18/04/12] * Emperor Dragon the Great gives it to J
[15:27:29 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : oddly enough rubbing jelly beans into it makes it amazing
[15:27:40 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : if you like polishing then you can start with this
[15:27:42 18/04/12] * J starts polishing her commanders awesometana
[15:27:55 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : you know, my most prized and famous sword
[15:28:15 18/04/12] @ J : yeah commander asked first...
[15:28:24 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : its ok
[15:28:37 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : itll take you awhile with mine
[15:29:09 18/04/12] @ J : oh shit its 3:30!
[15:29:12 18/04/12] @ J : i have to go
[15:29:18 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : just be careful. Sometimes when polishing it it'll change form
[15:29:20 18/04/12] @ SevyTehSavvy : : l
[15:29:24 18/04/12] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : its 256 cm long
[15:29:26 18/04/12] @ J : we'll continue this polishing later commander
[15:29:34 18/04/12] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : can't wait :3
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:56 pm | |
| I have a feeling J's going to regret this lol | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:05 am | |
| lol, we shall see if she does | |
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Commander Catspirit Galactic
Posts : 1987 Friendliness : 1935 Reputation : 42 Join date : 2010-12-09 Age : 535 Location : Kicking ass aboard the B.D.A Great Lion.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:45 am | |
| Awesome story Jo. I loved it!
[23:30:07] @ Darc : That, and I think it'll rustle the collective jimmies of chat.
[23:30:28] @ Darc : And to be honest, I love it when jimmies get rustled.
[23:32:21] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : THEY ARE CALLED SPRINKLES
[23:32:21] @ J : Faint gasps and moans could be heard from within the storeroom. The servants passed by, noting that this was a regular occurrence in the mansion of Darc, an enigmatic person who had come to amass considerable wealth over the years. To any and all that passed by, and even to the guests, it just seemed to be a relaxing place owned by an overzealous man who’d often go to extremes to get his point across.
[23:32:22] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : FUCK
[23:32:36] @ J : The head maid was a kind, albeit clumsy, young woman by the name of Florian Un Deux the Third. She had been sold into servitude to Darc during her teenage years, and he seemed to dote on her when she was the sole person to serve him. As the years went on, and he seemed to grow more and more wrathful as the amount of work piled up on Florian, forcing him to hire more and more, which in turn, made him even angrier.
[23:32:58] @ Darc : Your delivery is awful.
[23:33:00] @ J : “M-master Darc! I’m sorry! It won’t happen again!” “That’s what you said the last time. And the time before that. Lest we forget the time before that too. You’ve broken too much fine china for me to be lenient with you this time.” The poor maid is bent over a crate as every inch of her body is felt up. Her currently faceless master tears the maid’s ankle-length skirt, the remaining scrap, barely capable of covering her undergarments. “This is why I suggested you wear a business suit… Goes to show, you have no real foresight.”
[23:33:11] @ J : FINE
[23:33:13] @ Darc : ONE MUST NARRATE IN YELLOW
[23:33:15] @ J : YOU DO IT
[23:33:38] @ Darc : Nawp.
[23:33:42] @ Darc : I insist.
[23:33:49] @ Darc : You do it.
[23:34:47] †Saviha Vosterku† : lo___o
[23:34:49] †Saviha Vosterku† : ummmmmmm
[23:34:56] @ Darc : Yep.
[23:34:58] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : keep going dammit!
[23:34:59] †Saviha Vosterku† : Hey, does anyone in here like Cheesecake?
[23:35:04] @ Darc : It's exactly what you see, Megan.
[23:35:15] @ Florian Un Deux the Third : yes yes i do Miss megan
[23:35:21] †Saviha Vosterku† : I like cheesecake
[23:35:32] †Saviha Vosterku† : What kind of cheesecake do you like?
[23:35:42] @ J : turtle
[23:35:56] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : TORTOISE
[23:36:05] @ Darc : I like cheesecakes laid out on the belly of a half naked loli.
[23:36:32] @ J : Florian remained silent, knowing she wasn’t in a place to attempt to argue with her hormonally driven, lust crazed master. Tossing away the torn skirt, Darc begins to rub away at Florian’s panties. Beads of moisture begin to dampen the thin wall of cloth that protects her from her master’s advances. A curt, fanged smile draws across his face as he feels the moisture on his long, pointed fingers. “You seem to want this... Who am I to deny you your baser desires?” He slowly lowers Florian’s undergarments, prompting a whimper in resistance as she attempts to force her legs together. In response, Darc quickly begins to fondle her perky, A-Cup breasts.
[23:36:51] @ J : “If you want me to draw this out until you have trouble standing, just say it. I’d be happy to oblige.” Florian attempts to verbalize some form of protest as a noticeable flush appears on her face. “Master D-darc! P-please stop this at once!” “But Florian, do you really want to, when things are going to feel really good?” Darc pinches Florian’s delicate nipples, the sudden sensation tearing through her sensitive body like a storm. He begins to tease her vaginal opening, making even more fluids run free. He prepares to shove the length of his finger straight in, when it bumps into Florian’s hymen, a telltale sign of how much experience she had.
[23:36:51] @ Darc : YELLOW, DAMMIT
[23:37:05] @ Darc : AND YOU NEED THE UNIQUE CHARACTER COLORS
[23:37:08] @ Darc : GAWD
[23:37:11] @ J : “Oh dear! I can’t just be forceful here! I have to make sure your first is a memorable experience, not a guy’s finger! Be thankful that I’m such a gentleman, Florian.” Florian, at the peak of arousal, still attempts to convince her master otherwise. “I’m saving myself for marriage, Master!” She’s quickly silenced by another pinch at her breasts. She can only assume that he’ll penetrate her with one of the various tentacles that grew from his back. This had happened to other servants, and some of them even seemed to be in the midst of pure bliss as it happened. Florian didn’t want to be one of those whores, permanently tainted beyond redemption.
[23:37:17] @ J : THEN YOU DO IT
[23:37:22] @ Darc : NO.
[23:37:22] @ J : OR SHUT UP
[23:37:25] @ Darc : YOU MUST LEARN.
[23:37:36] @ J : He begins to undo his belt and zipper, and prods Florian with his now rigid manhood. He makes a slow push, breaking through the thin wall of flesh that had prevented them from becoming one. “Don’t worry, Florian. I’ll be gentle.” He begins slow gentle movements, ensuring that only the head of his shaft is piercing the maid. The blood of Florian’s broken hymen slowly runs from where the two joined down to the base of Darc’s penis.
[23:37:42] @ J : MAKE ME
[23:37:42] * Darc sticks his finger up J's nose.
[23:37:57] @ J : He adds a bit more length, slowly, and gently moving his hips. The sensation isn’t horrible for Florian, yet however gentle he’s being, it doesn't change the fact that he is raping her. Attempting to struggle free, all Florian manages to do is drive his penis deeper in, and further stimulate the two of them. The gasps of her master seem highly irregular. His stamina doesn’t really match up with the image he gives off with those tentacles that many of the servants had learned to fear through his examples on others. Glancing back to see her master, the man who was raping her, the man who had stolen her purity, she didn’t see his usual featureless face that had intimidated everyone. Rather, it was the face of a charming young man, who was blushing madly. As soon as Florian makes eye-contact with him, he shyly turns his head away, as if that would hide him from the somber eyes of the girl he was currently violating.
[23:38:10] @ J : oooow myd dose...
[23:38:25] @ J : He slowly begins to pick up the pace, and the head of his penis suddenly slams into the opening to the maid’s womb, the sensation driving her past the point of climax. Florian clenches the crate as hard as she can, her toes curling, and arching her back upwards. Her vaginal passage clamps down on Darc's manhood. This, in turn, is too much for Darc, who in return releases several massive spurts of his seed into her womb, filling it to the brim. Still remaining as hard as he was on entry, Darc leans forwards and locks mouths with Florian. His tongue clumsily darts through her mouth as he again pistons Florian, the mixture of their released fluids and Florian’s blood slowly leaks out. Breaking the kiss, Florian makes an assessment of her rapist as her body cools down from her climax.
[23:38:44] @ J : “You… You kiss like a kindergartener…” “S-sorry…” Darc had just said something horrendously out of character. He never apologized for anything, even if he was the only person in the wrong. “I… I have a confession to make, Florian…” Darc slows down his pace and embraces Florian with oddly human hands. “You can’t laugh at this, or I… I’ll make you regret it…” He feebly threatens Florian, trying to mask the shyness in his voice with pseudo-dominance.
[23:39:05] @ J : Humoring him at this point, seeing as he was the one who was embarrassed now, Florian accepts. “I’m not really in any place to laugh right now, if how you have me bent over is any indication.” Darc looks away again, trying to cover up the blush that had consumed his face at this point. “This was… Well… You were… My first doing something like this." Darc gestures towards his loins. "And, eh… I love you."
[23:39:25] @ J : Florian barely manages to cover up her surprise as Darc acts in a way completely opposite to his usual, perpetually pissed-off demeanor. It was something reminiscent of the first few years that she had spent with him. “No… Not love… This wasn’t a spur of the moment kind of thing…” He trails off for a second, then resumes. “It’s always been this way… I’ve just tried being stupid and unreasonable to try and push you away… I feared rejection. And look where that got me… I’m sorry.” He withdraws from Florian, manhood covered in the mixtures of their mating.
[23:39:41] @ J : He then joins lips with her, this time trying to make this kiss better than the last.
[23:39:51] @ Commander Lionspirit>:3 : :3
[23:40:01] @ J : “Move out of the quarters. I’m giving you the guesthouse. I need to start treating you better.”
[23:40:09] @ Darc : My body is ready J, I'm flattered that you wrote something like this about me and Trace.
[23:40:23] @ Darc : But I don't roll that way.
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:03 am | |
| 4/26/12
The day my sarcasm and Cat's quickfire saving made J out to be one hell of a pervert. I feel that we need a picture to commemorate this glorious day. And also, who would have thought me that following up on a dare and actually writing that travesty against mankind would produce such lulzy results? | |
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Preschooler Florian AFSDFHWEGWODJA
Posts : 1007 Friendliness : 1167 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-12-09 Age : 12 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:54 am | |
| It wasnt that bad, compared to the stuff thats happened in chat. | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:26 pm | |
| HA HA HA HA HA i laughed quite a bit at this, it was rather amusing... also good story but it needs more whipping and chains | |
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:59 pm | |
| - Emperor Dragon the Great wrote:
- HA HA HA HA HA i laughed quite a bit at this, it was rather amusing... also good story but it needs more whipping and chains
Dragon laughed. This confirms that it was worth it. | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:17 am | |
| as long as Dragon laughs it was worth it, although I have to be honest I now have images of a female Trace in my head... It's not nice lol. | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:59 pm | |
| well you arent the only who thinks of trace as a girl..... (its a guy to me) | |
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Commander Catspirit Galactic
Posts : 1987 Friendliness : 1935 Reputation : 42 Join date : 2010-12-09 Age : 535 Location : Kicking ass aboard the B.D.A Great Lion.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:40 pm | |
| but he is a girl now. Darc turned him into one for maid related stuff and so far Florian has seemed pretty happy with the change. Pretty good fit | |
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Tue May 01, 2012 7:48 am | |
| - Aka wrote:
- as long as Dragon laughs it was worth it, although I have to be honest I now have images of a female Trace in my head... It's not nice lol.
- Spoiler:
- Darc wrote:
- Jxflorianhardcorelesbiandominationshittingdicknipplesthegamescatmanjohn
Don't make me go there, Aka. | |
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Sevy Awesomeness!
Posts : 156 Friendliness : 184 Reputation : 19 Join date : 2012-01-27 Age : 29 Location : Albertaland
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Tue May 01, 2012 2:16 pm | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Fri May 11, 2012 8:05 pm | |
| [13:02:42] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : you know something like this only has a 0% accuracy
[13:02:47] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : *50%
[13:03:41] * Emperor Dragon the Great summons Commander Lionspirit
[13:03:50] Draezeth joined the chat on Fri May 11, 2012 1:03 pm
[13:03:57] @ Draezeth :
[13:04:03] @ J : hahahahaha | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Fri May 11, 2012 8:06 pm | |
| damn it i was just about to post it | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Fri May 11, 2012 10:50 pm | |
| [05:03:29] * Emperor Dragon the Great summons Commander Lionspirit
[05:14:26] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : this summon is taking its time....
[05:37:21] Draezeth joined the chat on Sat 12 May - 5:37:21
[05:37:35] @ Draezeth : NOPE
[05:37:52] @ Draezeth : That's twice today.
[05:38:04] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : i know
[05:38:54] @ Draezeth : Anyways
[05:39:12] @ Draezeth : I'm gonn ahead home now. Just wanted to... Not sure.
[05:39:16] @ Draezeth : Must be the summon.
[05:39:20] @ Draezeth : Anyways, cya in a bit.
why is my attempts to summon the commander summoning drae...?
i think we need to fix our summoner, its malfunctioning | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Fri May 11, 2012 11:14 pm | |
| try summoning drae to summon commander | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Sun May 27, 2012 9:23 am | |
| [02:20:12] @ Trace-114 : *NOT ACCORDING TO gRAMMAR CLASSES.
[02:20:16] @ Trace-114 : damn it
[02:20:25] @ Trace-114 : *OT ACCORDING TO GRAMMAR CLASSES.
[02:20:32] @ Trace-114 : T_T i give up
[02:20:34] @ Trace-114 : you win
way to quit after you're behind trace... | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Tue May 29, 2012 10:29 pm | |
| [05:25:41] @ Mobe : btw, I just noticed that I am once again the only non mod In chat Sad
[05:25:48] @ Mobe : O__o
[05:26:13] @ Draezeth : wait
[05:26:15] @ Draezeth : you're not a mode
[05:26:18] Moderator status given to mobe by Draezeth
[05:26:22] @ Draezeth : that must be fixed.
[05:26:26] @ Draezeth : mod*
[05:26:30] @ Mobe : YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[05:26:45] @ Mobe : BY THE POWER OF DRAEZETH
[05:26:53] @ Mobe : I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[05:26:55] @ Emperor Dragon the Great : LOL
[05:27:08] @ Draezeth : XD
he got a laugh irl from me, i thought it deserved attention | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Wed May 30, 2012 8:44 am | |
| [01:41:27] Drаеzeth has been kicked by Draеzеth
[01:41:32] Drаеzeth joined the chat on Wed May 30, 2012 1:41 am
[01:41:38] @ Drаеzeth : STOP THAT
[01:41:45] Draеzeth has been kicked by Draеzеth
[01:41:51] Draеzeth joined the chat on Wed May 30, 2012 1:41 am
[01:42:05] @ Draеzеth : XD
[01:42:19] @ Draеzеth : guiz i love da ponies,especially Rarity
[01:42:25] @ Draеzеth : she is best pony
[01:42:38] @ Drаezeth : I want to ride that pony
[01:42:47] @ Draеzеth : all night long
[01:43:01] @ Draеzеth : XD
What drae does when he plays with himself... | |
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Wed May 30, 2012 8:55 am | |
| [01:46:57] @ Draеzеth : I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
[01:46:59] @ Draеzeth : NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
[01:47:09] @ Draеzeth : MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
[01:47:23] @ Draеzеth : YOU OTHA BROTHAS CANT DENY
[01:47:35] @ Draеzeth : I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT, NOW SIT DOWN, DRAE,
[01:48:00] @ Draеzeth : I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I BECAME THE MOST OVERUSED NAME.
[01:48:24] @ Draеzeth : EARLY IN DAY FOUR, BORN AND RAISED
[01:48:37] @ Draеzeth : IN THE CHATBOX WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
[01:48:54] @ Draеzeth : CHILLIN' OUT MAX, RELAXIN' ALL COOL
[01:48:57] @ Draеzеth : THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
[01:49:09] @ Draеzеth : AND A ROUND THING IN YO FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
[01:49:23] @ Draеzeth : WRITING A FEW THEORIES, CAUSE WE ALL THOUGHT THAT WAS COOL
[01:49:35] @ Draеzeth : WHEN A COUPLE OF MODS
[01:49:41] @ Draеzeth : WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
[01:49:44] @ Draеzеth : YA WANNA PULL OUT YA TONGUE
[01:49:56] @ Draеzeth : STARTED STEALIN' NAMES IN MAH NEIGHBORHOOD
[01:50:13] @ Draеzeth : I MADE ONE LITTLE BAN, AND MY MOMMA DIDN'T CARE
[01:50:29] @ Draеzеth : CUZ YOU NOTICE THAT BUTT WAS STUFFED DEEP IN THEJEANS SHES WEARING
[01:50:32] @ Draеzeth : "YOU'RE BEHIND ON YOUR HOMEWORK, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!"
[01:50:38] Asheeveechu joined the chat on Wed May 30, 2012 1:50 am
[01:50:46] @ Draеzeth : And that's all I got thus far.
[01:50:46] @ Draеzеth : IM HOOKED AND I CANT STOP STARIN
[01:50:48] Asheeveechu : ...should i ask?
[01:50:51] @ Drаezeth : XD
[01:50:59] @ Draеzеth : OH BABY I WANNA GET WITH YA
[01:51:03] @ Draezеth : Hai Ash
[01:51:05] @ Drаezeth : Hey ash
[01:51:09] NotSoScotia : This is a success
[01:51:13] @ Draеzeth : Ohai Ash.
[01:51:13] @ Draеzеth : AND TAKE YO PICTCHA
[01:51:14] Asheeveechu : 0_o...
[01:51:15] @ Sevy : It is
[01:51:18] @ Sevy : It really is
[01:51:27] @ Draеzеth : MAH HOMEBOYS TRY TO WARN ME
[01:51:49] @ Draеzеth : BUT THAT BIG BUTT YOU GOT MAKE ME SO HORNY
wow drae...i didnt know you were so into big butts... | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Wed May 30, 2012 3:58 pm | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Funny stuff that's happened here! Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:17 am | |
| [17:15:53] @ Aero : hey guys
[17:16:09] @ Commander Catspirit : hmmmmmmmm
[17:16:18] @ Aero : What do you call nuts on your chest?
[17:16:35] @ Wolfmoon : ...
[17:16:44] @ Wolfmoon : i dont have nuts on my chest
[17:16:47] Scotia : ...
[17:16:48] @ Wolfmoon : i have boobies
[17:16:52] @ Wolfmoon : but uh...
[17:17:00] @ Wolfmoon : id see a doctor about that if i were you
ya really brought this one on yourself aero. | |
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