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I wish I didn't have BEN nightmares all the time.

Sure, now you're just going to have more encounters with him in your conscious life.

I wish my tummy didn't hurt. :c

Granted but you only got rid of our tummy-ache because of a night full of explosive diarrhea

I wish for world peace

J wrote:

Granted but you only got rid of our tummy-ache because of a night full of explosive diarrhea

I wish for world peace

so that's where it came from.
fuck you. <3

TheMeekOne wrote:

J wrote:

Granted but you only got rid of our tummy-ache because of a night full of explosive diarrhea

I wish for world peace

so that's where it came from.
fuck you. <3

Sorry but you had to get rid of it somehow <3

Granted but now we have war with [i]other[/i] planets

I wish that I could play my PS3!

Granted but the only game you have is Kayne and Lynch 2: Dog Days
I wish I could defeat BEN!

Granted but now the happy mask salesman is invincible

I wish I didn't have to do laundry today.

Okay, now you just have to iron the tableclothes, vaccuum the floorboards, scrub the toilet, polish the gate, chop some wood, beat the rug, take out the trash, test some atomic bombs, bake three or four pies, lay some tiles, let the cat out of the bag, send some faxes, and end world hunger.

I wish I could be motivated to do my school work more often. :c

Granted but now people have higher expectations of you and you have to be motivated to do everything and work harder at it or everyone will be mad at you.

I wish my house was already clean so i didnt have to clean it

Granted, but now you will have to clean the houses of everyone in the city.
I wish I had a working GBA with games, AC adapter, rechargeable batteries and everything working fine!

it all works fine but you cannot seem to aquire any games for it and after a week it all breaks.

i wish my cat wasn't so dumb

(I said WITH GAMES, but OK)
Granted, but now your cat swears revenge on the human race and kills us all.
I wish that Portal 2 launches already and for it to be awesome.

granted, but Gabe Newell goes on a rampage and kills everyone who ever played it and breaks their disks and consoles/computers. Starting with you.

I wish I could sing like the Chocolate Rain Guy.

Okay, but I think he just swallowed Sebastien the crab. Prolly going to pay for that whenever that bowel movement occurs.

I wish everything didn't scare me so much. ._.

Granted, but your house burns down and you're too "brave" to get out.

I wish people wouldn't use offensive language in colloquial speech.

granted, but FUCK YOU. (JK)

I wish I had some Dr. Pepper in my fridge.

granted but it's flat

I wish it was warmer in my house, but not like my house was on fire or the world was burning and I dont want my house TO hot, just to where im not shivering and when summer comes around i want my house to become comfortably cool again, you know to where im not sweltering in the summer heat. (SPOIL THAT! I covered every base i could think of)

hey my sig showed up!

Granted, but you move to another house that doesn't have those accomodation.

I wish I had a laptop with a decent amount of memory, a CD drive as well as USB ports.

It crashes

I wish I could get better grades

Granted, but later you'll drop it.

I wish I hadn't lost all of my mail yesterday. :c

Granted, but now you've lost your mind.

I wish I had a Keyblade, like from Kingdom Hearts, but it also functions as a soda fountain.

granted but it breaks after the first time you try the soda fountain

i wish that my internet is 3 times fater

Granted, but it goes so fast that it begins to form a mind of its own and tries to take over the world. (There is no logic)


I wish that Santa Claus was real!!