Funny stuff that's happened here!

[02:25:56] @ J : I'm inot guys
[02:26:08] @ J : *into
[02:26:38] @ Kikren : [02:25:56] @ J : I'm not into guys
[02:26:39] @ Kikren : There
[02:26:41] @ Kikren : Fixed it

[00:50:40] @ J : bogan?

[00:51:30] @ Khyley : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan

[00:52:03] @ Khyley : I think sie's insulting you.

[00:52:11] @ J : so you're calling mea hick

[00:52:26] @ Catgirl Florian : http://imgmf3.starnow.com/83/2246683_3634828.jpg

[00:52:26] @ J : ...

[00:52:32] @ J : fair enough

[00:52:39] @ Catgirl Florian : not you J

[00:52:55] @ Catgirl Florian : you are american the wird bogan doesnt apply to you

[00:53:13] @ J : now you're being racist

[00:53:26] @ J : and I don't appriciate it

[11:32:11] @ J : This morning while making my oatmeal I became suddenly inspired

[11:32:20] @ AkaShika : Hi J

[11:32:42] @ A Dark and Stormy Night : How so, J?

[11:33:22] @ J : well, after bouncing many ideas around this is how I start chapter 9

[11:33:27] @ J : (AN srry i havnt updatad in a wile james u CHEETING SON OF A BICH HOW CULD U LEEVE ME FR HEATHER I HATE U BOT ND I HOP U DIE! tnx robyn for allteh good reviews nd fr helpin me wif teh spellen

[11:34:04] @ A Dark and Stormy Night : I like it.

[11:34:06] @ Catgirl Florian : hahaha

[11:34:08] @ AkaShika : OV*

[11:34:12] @ AkaShika : Not OF

[11:34:39] @ J : thsanks for helping me with the spelling

[11:34:55] @ AkaShika : totes welcum

[11:34:59] @ A Dark and Stormy Night : This, this right here is art.

[23:35:58] * Scotia puts a monocle on her monocle

[23:37:06] @ J : you need a moustache with your monocle

[23:38:01] @ J : and a top hat
[23:59:32] @ Scotia : https://i.servimg.com/u/f58/17/55/86/19/dapper10.png

[23:59:47] @ Scotia : This is the most productive thing I've done all day.

[00:00:10] @ J : that's so cute

[00:00:13] @ A Dark and Stormy Night : Congratulations, Scotia.

[00:00:17] @ Kikren : Oh my god yes

[00:00:37] @ A Dark and Stormy Night : You have surpassed me on the rankings for usefullness for the day.

01:43:16] @ Catgirl Robomaidmaster19 : just shorts and a tshirt

[01:43:38] @ J : FUCK YOU

[01:43:54] @ J : ISN'T IT FUCKING AUTUMN THERE OR SOMETHING!?

[01:43:55] @ Catgirl Robomaidmaster19 : lol

[01:44:01] @ Catgirl Robomaidmaster19 : yeah

[01:44:12] @ J : AND YOU'RE STILL WEARING SHORTS

[01:44:24] @ J : AND YOU'LL PROBABLY WEAR THEM ALL WINTER

[01:44:30] @ Catgirl Robomaidmaster19 : its 84F right now

[01:44:33] @ J : I HATE YOUR COUNTRY!

[01:45:50] @ Catgirl Robomaidmaster19 : lol

This is what happens when I'm alone in chat.

[17:13:38 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪ Reindeer are better than people ♪
[17:13:56 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪Sven don't you think that's true? ♪
[17:14:14 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪ Yeah people will beat you and curse you and cheat you ♪
[17:14:31 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪ Everyone of 'em's bad, except you ♪
[17:14:53 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪ But people smell better than reindeer ♪
[17:15:09 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪ Sven, don't you think that's right? ♪
[17:15:35 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪ That#s once again true, for all except you ♪
[17:15:41 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪ You got
[17:16:03 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪ You got me, Let's call it a night ♪
[17:16:18 04/04/14] @ AkaShika : ♪ Goodnight, don't let the frostbite bite ♪

wit yo ugly aahahahahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[09:27:57] @ Darc the Rape Dragon : I was reported to management by one chick because she though I was "Part of Anonymous." for using Task Manager.

A line like this doesn't need a set up, it's funny on its own.

On skype with Robby:

[11:25:27 PM] Kik: Wassup?
[11:45:04 PM] J: made dinner
[11:45:17 PM] Kik: What didja make
[11:48:49 PM] J: parmesian encrusted tilapia with spaghetti and sauce
[11:49:02 PM] Kik: Jesus shut up I regret asking
[11:49:09 PM] J: what?
[11:49:15 PM] Kik: That sounds amazing

[03:56:47] @ Catgirl Florian : they just strolled in through the gate

[03:57:08] @ J : fire a warning shot at the ground

[03:57:35] @ J : I don't understand Australian culture

[03:57:37] @ Catgirl Florian : guns are basically illegal here

[03:57:55] @ J : okay now I'm even more confused

[03:58:09] @ Darc the Rape Dragon : So, I poured out a glass of scotch. First glass of alcohol in moths, and I think I'll drink this one glass to the white hot analpocalypse that is the destruction of my sleep cycle.

[03:58:19] @ Darc the Rape Dragon : ^^J, they don't have freedom.

[03:58:36] @ J : that's because they don't have guns

[03:58:43] @ Darc the Rape Dragon : They're ruled by fascists that think copper makes for a good internet system.

[03:58:45] @ J : you guys need guns




Seriously, I don't understand.

(I don't mean to start an argument but) That is what happens when government gets too big.

[11:18:05] @ Catgirl Florian : hello J

[11:18:55] @ J : howsit?

[11:19:32] @ Catgirl Florian : drunk as hell

[11:19:38] @ J : well

[11:19:43] @ Catgirl Florian : i can hardly type

[11:19:59] @ J : you've yet to make a typo

[11:20:09] @ Catgirl Florian : weird

[11:20:10] @ J : are you sure you don't type better drunk?

[11:20:26] @ Catgirl Florian : maybe

[11:20:29] @ Catgirl Florian : well sww

[11:20:36] @ Catgirl Florian : there qe go

[11:20:52] @ J : you fucked up my whole theory

Trace let's us know what he's up to and I let phonetics get the better of me.

[07:50:39] @ Catgirl Florian : brb itty litter
[07:51:09] @ AkaShika : We don't need to know when you're doing your bisness Trace

This was on Skype but still well worth a mention.

[02:16:59] Scotia: http://www.twitch.tv/totalbiscuit
Playing Dawngate.
[02:17:23] Scotia: If anybody killed.
[02:18:02] Robyn: Killed?
[02:18:11] Scotia: Cared.
[02:18:12] Scotia: Wow.
[02:18:15] Scotia: What is wrong with me.
[02:18:20] Robyn: ^_^'

[23:03:17] @ Darc : Vague as shit riddle time. "When I go down on you, you'll be feeling sad. But when I'm up, you'll have a great time. I bring out the best and worst in people too. What am I?"

[23:03:39] @ J : a dick

[23:03:43] @ AkaShika : A penis

[23:03:49] @ Aria : I was thinking the same thing >~>

[23:03:55] @ Darc : Nope.

[23:04:17] @ Aria : should we be concerned?

[23:04:21] @ Mj. Spoilers : Okay, the answer to mine is "Turn 30"

[23:04:27] @ Aria : we all immediately thought penis and that's not the answer?

[23:04:29] @ Catgirl Florian : makeup

[23:04:35] @ Aria : that's lame

[23:04:39] @ Aria : XP

[23:04:40] @ Darc : Nope.

[23:04:43] @ Catgirl Florian : or clothes

[23:05:02] @ Catgirl Florian : drress up ormdown

[23:05:03] @ J : the stock market

[23:05:21] @ Mj. Spoilers : Of course.

[23:05:27] @ Darc : Well, J's answer works, but it's not the one I had in mind.

[23:05:47] @ J : well penis works too

[23:05:49] @ AkaShika : Our other answer works too

[23:05:55] @ Aria : :P

[23:06:04] @ J : that doesn't make it the right one

[23:06:10] @ Catgirl Florian : i prefer the penis

[23:06:13] @ Darc : Well, the answer was the internet.

[23:06:19] @ Darc : ^^I'm sure you do, Trace.

[23:06:29] @ J : hahaha

[23:06:33] @ AkaShika : ^_^'

[23:06:47] @ J : I'm laughing so hard

[23:06:52] @ Mj. Spoilers : Oh haha

[23:06:59] @ Mj. Spoilers : pfft

[01:15:59] @ Aria : in other news, by replacing my frames with more shocks, I have created a vehicle that repeatedly thrusts my crotch into the ground at 200 miles an hour repeatedly

[01:16:02] @ Aria : I am a genius

[01:16:40] @ J : is this like...the car for people too lazy to hump?

[01:17:38] Commander Catspirit joined the chat on Mon May 19, 2014 1:17 am

[01:20:14] @ Aria : why am I funding this

[18:53:14] @ Mj. Spoilers : You never said we were going to ICP.
[18:53:21] @ Jogn : ya think Austin will come?
[18:53:25] @ Mj. Spoilers : All I knew is that you'd be coming over, which I wouldn't get in the way of.
[18:53:31] @ Mj. Spoilers : I see no reason why not.
[18:53:38] @ Mj. Spoilers : Wait, IPC.
[18:53:42] @ Jogn : and I thought we said we were
[18:53:56] @ Jogn : Lol

[21:40:31] Darc joined the chat on Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:40 pm

[21:40:42] @ Darc : HELL

[21:40:45] @ Darc : GOD DAMN

[21:40:47] @ Darc : TITS

[21:40:50] @ Darc : BITCH

[21:40:53] @ Darc : FOUL

[21:40:57] @ Darc : ASS CLOWN

[21:42:29] J joined the chat on Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:42 pm

[21:42:47] @ J : I see you were attempting a summoning chant

[20:19:02] @ AkaShika : Yet more proof (as if we needed it) that Drae has no sense of humour
[20:19:12] akashika has been kicked by Mj. Spoilers
[20:19:13] @ Mj. Spoilers : Rude.
[20:19:25] * Mj. Spoilers huffs.

[00:55:39] @ J : for 2014-2015 I'm reading: My Inner Life, Being in Love with a Fictional Man, The Human Centipede: Love at First Bite, Dark and Light The Adventures of Dark Yagami, and Eye of Argon

[00:56:12] @ J : Dark and Light is actually going to carry me into 2016 if I'm not institutionalized by then

[00:56:17] @ Darc : I will pray for your soul.

[00:56:44] @ Darc : Such a daunting task is not meant for mere mortals.

[00:56:59] @ J : I'm saving Blood Raining Night for when manwithoutabody is finished with it

[00:57:24] @ J : I am not a mere mortal my friend

[00:57:44] @ J : I am J, Reader of Fanfic!

[00:58:21] * Darc prostrates himself before J, Reader of Fanfic.

[00:59:30] @ J : I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Illiteracy

[00:59:41] @ J : where mere mortals dare to tread

[01:00:19] @ J : (also I plan to oneshot actually good material to try and keep me sane)

[01:01:01] @ Darc : Good idea, my liege.