Funny stuff that's happened here!

This, ALL OF IT!


P0int13lank : *Sips Tea* So... How we all doin'?
[21:45:40] * Masky kicks Point's tea
[21:45:46] Masky : NO TEA FOR YOU
[21:46:33] P0int13lank : FFFF.
[21:47:25] @ Meek : >:c
[21:47:37] Masky : :D
[21:48:25] Kylinn : /
[21:48:32] * Kylinn noms random people
[21:49:15] P0int13lank : *Sulks in the corner, tea-less*
[21:52:42] * Kylinn licks Point
[21:52:44] Blue has been disconnected the Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:52 pm (session timeout)
[21:52:57] Kylinn : I hope Seph comes in so I can berate him for continually stepping on my feet >.>
[21:53:14] Kylinn : All I remember about my dream last night was that Seph was there and he kept stepping on my feet.
[21:53:33] P0int13lank : *Was apparently licked* You dreamin' 'bout Fourth Day people again, Ky?
[21:53:43] Kylinn : Apparently XD
[21:55:06] Kylinn : Although it was nothing big. Just some random frustration junk with buses and napkins.
[21:55:14] Kylinn : And Seph stepping on my feet. >.> A lot.
[21:55:16] Kylinn : Jerk.
[21:56:22] Masky : XD
[21:56:35] Kylinn : It hurt, too
[21:56:42] Kylinn : Seph is a meanie face
[21:57:07] Masky : Jad should TOTALLY do an April Fools joke
[21:57:12] Kylinn : I'm gonna harass him about his pregnancy when he comes in
[21:57:14] Kylinn : Er
[21:57:17] Kylinn : Seph, not Jad
[21:57:21] Kylinn : Although I suppose that would work too
[21:57:32] Kylinn : And yes, he should. XD
[21:57:43] Masky : ...wat
[21:58:11] Kylinn : What?
[21:58:27] P0int13lank : Whut.
[21:58:50] Kylinn : Well, I just like breaking Seph
[21:58:55] Kylinn : But it's an added bonus if I can do it in rveenge
[21:58:57] Kylinn : revenge*
[21:59:13] Kylinn : Like when he kept stepping on my feet
[21:59:13] Masky : ...
[21:59:16] Masky is Disconnected on Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:59 pm
[21:59:24] Kylinn : Oh boy
[21:59:31] Kylinn : inb4 he comes back in as "Seph"
[21:59:47] Kylinn : So Point
[21:59:55] Seph the foot crusher has joined the chat on Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:59 pm
[21:59:59] Seph the foot crusher : :D
[22:00:02] Kylinn : Remember that pic I showed--HAHAH
[22:00:04] Seph the foot crusher : XDDDD
[22:00:07] Kylinn : Oh man
[22:00:13] Kylinn : Okay, I was partly right
[22:00:17] Kylinn : *hides feet*
[22:00:51] Kylinn : >.>
[22:00:54] Kylinn : Well, anyway
[22:01:01] Kylinn : I have a friend who works at McDonalds, right
[22:01:07] Kylinn : ...have I told you this one?
[22:01:22] Kylinn : Okay, wait
[22:01:26] Kylinn : I know I've told "Seph"
[22:01:26] Seph the foot crusher : Nope
[22:01:31] Kylinn : I don't think Point was there
[22:01:41] Seph the foot crusher : What was it again?
[22:01:57] Kylinn : Okay, so I showed this friend that picture
[22:02:05] Kylinn : And she was all like "I see where I work!"
[22:02:22] Kylinn : And I was like "omg you work at--oh wait, you just mean the chain"
[22:02:26] Meek has been disconnected the Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:02 pm (session timeout)
[22:02:34] Kylinn : "Too bad, cause I was gonna ask you to say hi if you saw him :D"
[22:02:50] Kylinn : "Oh hey, you're that guy my friend is stalking! She told me to say hi."
[22:02:56] Kylinn : "Uh...I think I'll go to Burger King..."
[22:02:58] P0int13lank : Huh?
[22:03:05] Kylinn : XD
[22:03:26] Kylinn : Were you there when I definitely did not save that picture that is definitely not of Jad
[22:03:33] Seph the foot crusher : Oh yeah
[22:03:38] Seph the foot crusher : XD
[22:03:42] Kylinn : That picture that doesn't exist has a McDonalds in the background
[22:03:49] Kylinn : Hence the conversation *nodnod*
[22:04:27] Seph the foot crusher : Oh
[22:04:34] Seph the foot crusher : Awesome
[22:04:51] Seph the foot crusher : THIS IS ALL A MCDONALDS COMMERCIAL STUNT!
[22:04:57] Seph the foot crusher : IT ALL MAKES SENSEEEEEEEE
[22:04:58] Kylinn : XD
[22:05:01] Kylinn : Damn you, Jad
[22:05:56] Seph the foot crusher : That also explains the pic with Kelbris working at Mc
[22:06:03] Seph the foot crusher : DAMN YOU MCDONALDS!
[22:06:21] Kylinn : XD
[22:06:23] Seph the foot crusher : Wait, so gonna post that in the "Funny things that happened here thread"

[23:32:43] EXE : HEY GUYS

[23:32:44] EXE : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829896/1/The_Orchard_of_Love

[23:32:45] Catspirit123 : so in place of a relevent picture I will now post something random from my computer out of a hat. Let's hope it's safe for work

[23:32:54] EXE : Troll

[23:33:43] Catspirit123 : WOAH SHIT NOT USING THIS ONE

[23:33:47] Catspirit123 : lemme try again

[23:34:45] Catspirit123 : http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199068_211891945493752_100000188432188_1010839_6213567_n.jpg

[23:35:01] Catspirit123 : there's something random from this weird game I played a little while back

[23:36:03] EXE : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829896/1/The_Orchard_of_Love

[23:36:05] EXE : READ ITTTT

[23:36:25] Catspirit123 : NO I'M GOING TO BATHROOM NOW!

[23:36:30] Catspirit123 : THEN I'LL READ IT

[23:36:53] J : O.o I read it

[23:37:01] J : and im still laughing

[23:37:09] EXE : Just as planned.

[23:37:16] J : everyone who plays this game MUST READ

[23:37:49] J : that was not only disturbing but also arousing and heart-breaking all at the same time

[23:38:08] J : i think im going to go get my bike outta the garage now

[23:38:41] J : its a pretty bike, its shiny and blue, but the breaks dont work so well, they just sqeal

[23:38:53] Catspirit123 : back

[23:39:43] Catspirit123 : oh pshhhhhh they could have gone way further

[23:39:50] Catspirit123 : I know some sexual things to do witha bike

[23:40:08] KaydXBikeOtp has joined the chat on Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:40 pm

[23:40:56] KaydXBikeOtp : Ohay

[23:41:11] Catspirit123 : OHAI DENNY

[23:41:13] EXE : hey mantam Razz

[23:41:19] KaydXBikeOtp : ... Denny?

[23:41:25] Sarjinn has been disconnected the Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:41 pm (session timeout)

[23:41:25] KaydXBikeOtp : Hey EXE :D

[23:41:27] Kayds Bike is Disconnected on Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:41 pm

[23:41:28] EXE : .. denny what

[23:41:28] Kayds Bike has joined the chat on Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:41 pm

[23:41:41] KaydXBikeOtp : Ohello Bike.

[23:41:44] Kayds Bike : i feel so violated

[23:41:47] Catspirit123 : OHAI MARK

[23:41:56] The Muffin Button has been disconnected the Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:41 pm (session timeout)

[23:42:03] Catspirit123 : Oh Mark, you always say the funniest things

[23:42:10] Kylinn has been disconnected the Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:42 pm (session timeout)

[23:42:10] Kylinn has been disconnected the Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:42 pm (session timeout)

[23:42:10] Kayds Bike : he promised me he'd never tell anyone about that

[23:42:24] Catspirit123 : What a funny story Mark

[23:42:26] KaydXBikeOtp : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829896/1/The_Orchard_of_Love Trust me, people know

[23:42:59] Kayds Bike : and now, hes made me look like a SLUT!

[23:43:15] Catspirit123 : we're all sluts deep inside

[23:43:23] Catspirit123 : at least a little

[23:43:27] Kayds Bike : here i was minding my own bussiness when he took my seat off

[23:43:35] Catspirit123 : and some of it gets out from time to time

[23:43:45] Kayds Bike : and then he let that...that...ELEGY inside me

[23:43:57] Catspirit123 : hot

[23:44:01] Kayds Bike : i was raped twice in one day

[23:44:08] Catspirit123 : aren't we all

[23:44:09] Kayds Bike : ;.;

[23:44:14] Catspirit123 : :3

[23:44:16] KaydXBikeOtp : My favorite part is when Kelbris rapes BEN.

[23:44:19] Catspirit123 : up for a thrid?

[23:44:24] Catspirit123 : *third*

[23:44:33] Catspirit123 : :D

[23:44:52] Catspirit123 : third time's the charm after all

[23:45:01] Kayds Bike : CAT! innapropriate, you NEVER ask someone if they WANT to be raped

[23:45:12] KaydXBikeOtp : No, you just do it.

[23:45:13] The Meek One has been disconnected the Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:45 pm (session timeout)

[23:45:19] Kayds Bike : you just give them a surprise present

[23:45:39] Catspirit123 : well you can ask, but it isn't like the answer matters

[23:45:42] KaydXBikeOtp : The present is your penis.

[23:46:03] Kayds Bike : ;.; I was going to get married!

[23:46:19] Catspirit123 : although I do know that after 7 times it becomes fully consensual

[23:46:20] KaydXBikeOtp : Too bad BEN DESTROYED you D:

[23:46:34] Kayds Bike : to an upstanding motorcycle in NYC

[23:46:53] Kayds Bike : and now...im ruined, no bike will ever want me again

[23:47:04] KaydXBikeOtp : http://pastebin.com/b2a3QSvb Now these

[23:47:34] Catspirit123 : go get surgery to turn yourself into 2 unicycles so one can marry the other

[23:47:39] Catspirit123 : PROBLEM SOLVED

[23:47:51] Catspirit123 : and the burden is split

[23:48:00] Catspirit123 : I'M SUCH A GENIUS

[23:48:16] Kayds Bike : ;.; but i want someone to want ME!

[23:48:36] Kayds Bike : and now... *sobs and bawls*

[23:48:36] Catspirit123 : someone will, the other unicycle

[23:48:51] Catspirit123 : and if you don't want that then I guess you're screwed

[23:49:39] * Kayds Bike has commited suicide

[23:49:44] Catspirit123 : might as well fly off to pluto to live with the 5 wheeled double bike and the double motorcycle

[23:49:45] Kayds Bike is Disconnected on Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:49 pm

[23:49:49] KaydXBikeOtp : NNNOOOO!!!!

[23:49:51] Catspirit123 : or an hero

[23:50:00] J has joined the chat on Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:50 pm

[23:50:00] Catspirit123 : well see what you caused?

[23:50:07] Catspirit123 : now a bike killed itself

[23:50:15] KaydXBikeOtp : THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!

During a WYM Nutsy Bolts game, the card "Looking up Link's tunic" was played for "Risky".

Kylinn: It is! He's got a freaking arsenal in his pants
Kylinn: :P
Uberzolik: lol
Wayward Soul: xD
Kylinn: And some cool weapons too

to bad i missed that game of nutsy boltsy

Spontaneous singing of "Always" By Erasure


01:01:57] J : and then i waslike REALLY addicted

[01:02:17] J : and then...i fell in love with robot unicorns

[01:02:34] Catspirit123 : forever

[01:03:00] J : and ever

[01:03:16] Catspirit123 : in harmony

[01:03:33] J : harmony

[01:03:50] Catspirit123 : ooooh loooove

[01:04:00] J : ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BEIEEVE WITH YOU

[01:04:38] Catspirit123 : I think we did it backwards @_@

[01:04:54] J : NAH THE CHORUS REPEATS TWICE

[01:05:06] J : caps lock fai;

[01:05:15] J : spelling fail

[01:05:18] Catspirit123 : OPEN YOUR EEEEYES. I see, your eyes are open

[01:05:53] J : WEAR NO DISGUI-I-ISE

[01:07:04] Catspirit123 : for me, come into the open

[01:07:47] J : WHEN ITS COLD (when its cold) OUTSIDE (outside)

[01:08:18] Catspirit123 : and I'm here, in VA-AA-A-AAAIN

[01:08:47] J : HOLD ON...TO THE NIGHT...THERE WILL BE NO SHAME!

[01:09:15] Catspirit123 : AAAALWAYS

[01:10:37] J : I WANNA BEEEE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEEEVE WITH YOU

[01:11:04] Catspirit123 : AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOOOOOOOOOVE

[01:15:28] J : MELTING THE I-I-ICE FOR ME

[01:15:45] Catspirit123 : Jump into the ocean

[01:17:05] J : HOLD BAC THE TI-I-I

[01:17:08] J : DE

[01:17:42] Catspirit123 : I see, your love in motion

[01:18:58] J : WHEN ITS COL (when its cold) OUTSIDE (outsie) AM I HERE IN VA-AAA-AIN

[01:19:21] Catspirit123 : HOLD OOOOOOON, TO THE NIIIGHT

[01:19:33] J : THERE WILL BE NO SHAME!

[01:19:49] Catspirit123 : AAAALWAYS

[01:20:10] J : I WANNA BEEEE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEEEVE WIT YOU

[01:20:30] Catspirit123 : AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOOOOVE

[01:20:38] J : ALWAYS

[01:21:03] Catspirit123 : ( techno keyboard noise thing )

[01:21:17] J : XD

[01:21:42] J : WHEN ITS COLD (when its cold) OUTSIDE (outside)

[01:22:13] Catspirit123 : AND I'M HERE, IN VAAAAA-AAAIN

[01:23:18] J : HOLD OOOON TO THE NIIIIGHT

[01:24:12] Catspirit123 : THERE WILL BEEEE NOOO SHAAAAAAME

[01:24:27] J : ALWAYS...

[01:24:44] Catspirit123 : I WANNA BEEE WITH YOU!

[01:25:11] J : AND MAKE BELIEEEVE WITH YOU

[01:25:23] Catspirit123 : AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOOH LOOOOOVE

[01:26:19] J : (fade out)

[01:27:07] Catspirit123 : AAAALWAYS

[01:27:45] J : aaaalways

[01:28:07] Catspirit123 : I WANNA BEEE WITH YOU

[01:28:19] J : and make belieeve with you

[01:28:36] Catspirit123 : AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOOOH LOOOOOOOOVE

[01:29:00] J : always...

[01:29:11] Catspirit123 : I wanna be with you...

[01:30:34] J : and make belieeeve with you...

[01:30:49] Catspirit123 : and live in harmony harmony ooooh loooooooooooooooooooooo

[01:31:35] J : we are great typing-singers

[01:31:44] Catspirit123 : yes we are

[01:31:50] Catspirit123 : this is going to be saved

[14:48:57] * Necruta ducktapes the ducktaped Darc to the ground
[14:49:12] @ Necruta : you aren't going anywere darc
[14:49:21] Darc is Disconnected on Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:49 pm

HAHA thatsw what you think....

No matter how long we've been together...there will always be gender confusion.



[01:04:20 27/06/11] @ Trace-114 : back

[01:04:32 27/06/11] Darc : Welcome Back, my love.

[01:04:46 27/06/11] @ Trace-114 : ??

[01:05:07 27/06/11] J : ...ive...ive been replaced...by TRACE

[01:05:17 27/06/11] J : OF ALL PEOPLE...TRACE!

[01:05:24 27/06/11] J : no offence trace

[01:05:29 27/06/11] J : bit REALLY

[01:05:40 27/06/11] * Darc - Logic + Time / Astrophysics Grade = 8th Master of the Creeper Hieracrchy.

[01:06:33 27/06/11] Catspirit123 : Good luck calling Trace your love, HE DOESN'T EVEN DANCE WITH PEOPLE OR SING WITH THEM GAL DURNIT BITCHAMITCHA

[01:07:10 27/06/11] J : ...;.;

[01:07:14 27/06/11] Darc : TRACE IS GUY?!

[01:07:22 27/06/11] J : yes

[01:07:26 27/06/11] J : ;.;

[01:07:36 27/06/11] J : but sometimes he dresses like a girl for fun

[01:07:38 27/06/11] @ Trace-114 : yeah

[01:07:40 27/06/11] Darc : Huh. It seems I have to delete some pictures off my hardrive...

[01:07:41 27/06/11] Catspirit123 : yeah, don't let the schoolgirl outfit fool you

[01:08:04 27/06/11] @ Trace-114 : I didntthink i was tha convincing

[01:08:11 27/06/11] J : lol for the llamas with hats reference

[01:08:52 27/06/11] Darc : Anyway, Trace, I suppose I don't love you anymore.

[01:08:55 27/06/11] Catspirit123 : he probably just though you were really flat

[01:09:06 27/06/11] J : does that mean...im not replaced?

[01:09:08 27/06/11] Darc : So uh... I'll be leaving your front yard now.

HAHAHA! >u<

That's hilarious. I don't think he really thought trace was a girl, though. Knowing him, he was probably just kidding around.

Later that day...

[17:22:15] Darc : Now I'm gonna have to go. My internet is uper lagging on me.
[17:22:20] Darc : *super.
[17:22:32] Catspirit123 : bye
[17:22:37] Darc : Play nice, or I'll creep you both.
[17:22:40] @ Trace-114 : seeya
[17:22:48] @ Trace-114 : lol
[17:22:58] Darc : By the way...
[17:23:49] Darc : [Idunnowhattoputherethistime]I really do love you, Trace[/Idunnowhattoputherethistime]
[17:23:51] Darc is Disconnected on Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:23 pm
[17:25:25] @ Trace-114 : ??
[17:25:32] Catspirit123 : cute

Amazing! I got a few quotes from last night added in!

They were definatly worthy of sharing here

[22:12:43] Darc joined the chat on Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:12 pm

[22:13:08] Darc : Greetings and salutations, Day Four!

[22:13:44] Darc : Do you miss those days back when you didn't have to think for yourself?

[22:14:18] Darc : When every day was filled with us blissfully following the TheResistance's orders?

[22:15:28] Darc : Wasn't it sad, how after Jadusable's hiatus made them quit, there was nobody to tell you what to do?

[22:15:57] Darc : Well, this is your best friend Darc, and I'm here to tell YOU WHAT TO DO!

[22:17:08] Darc : That's right, Day Four! I will proudly take on the responsibility of your obedience, so that you can relive those days in the TheResistance's Army!

[22:19:24] Darc : So welcome to Day Four, the Arcadia of all ARG players!

[22:22:21] Darc : Day Four is a exclusive society for ARG Players only. Best Friend Darc reserves the right to turn away applicants based on whimsy or boredom. Former members of the Jadusable ARG welcome, dismemberment may occur.

[22:23:31] Darc : Day Four. Rest your mind.

[22:24:14] Darc has logged off the chat on Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:24 pm

[22:24:52] Yuuki Terumi joined the chat on Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:24 pm

[22:25:47] Yuuki Terumi : Man... You know it's sad when I comment on myself performing a parody of Black Mountain Radio under an alias.

lol dismemberment may occur

I got REALLY bored in chat after work...

[22:45:04] @ Zant : come with me to a world of pure imagination

[22:45:18] @ Zant : go to hell Willy Wonka this is MY destination

[22:45:34] @ Zant : it's a world of severe psychological pain

[22:45:51] @ Zant : welcome friends, to the realm known as Zant's domain

[22:47:33] @ Zant : Padded walls stare at me with menacing grins

[22:47:43] @ Zant : I throw my trash away in the loony bin

[22:47:57] @ Zant : I was hatched from an egg in a cuckoo's nest

[22:48:14] @ Zant : They call me 2 questions short of a sanity test

[22:48:39] @ Zant : I take a leisurely stroll down insanity lane

[22:48:50] @ Zant : And hop aboard for a ride on the crazy train

[22:49:01] @ Zant : Roller coaster curves pave the tracks' progression

[22:49:12] @ Zant : They go up and down like my manic-depression

[22:49:26] @ Zant : Men in white tackle me to put a stop to my racket

[22:49:59] @ Zant : I pick a pair of dress pants to match my straitjacket

[22:50:12] @ Zant : I skip merrily through the dementia hills

[22:50:22] @ Zant : Where all the rain drops are made out of tranquilizer pills

[22:50:30] @ Zant : Dance solo Fluffy!!!...........God, you are so talented!

[22:51:02] @ Link: There's no one there.

[22:51:15] @ Zant : Shut up! He's real!

[22:51:36] @ Link: Ok!

[22:51:52] @ Zant : I start my mornings with Folgers and electroshock

[22:53:31] @ Zant : I have painful memories that I would like to block

[22:53:40] @ Zant : I pack my nutcase full of office supplies

[22:53:49] @ Zant : And go to meetings with squirrels that have the bodies of files

[22:53:58] @ Zant : I get off from my job about a quarter to three

[22:54:21] @ Zant : I get coffee with myself all twenty-seven of me

[22:54:30] @ Zant : Doctors try to diagnose but they don't know jack

[22:54:39] @ Zant : I keep my gardening tools in the wacky shack

[22:54:46] @ Zant : I go off the deep end at the local pool

[22:54:56] @ Zant : I once ate a rabbit 'cause I though it was a mule

[22:55:06] @ Zant : When I come up with my plans, I leave logic behind

[22:55:16] @ Zant : You better bring a search party 'cause I've lost my mind

[22:55:28] @ Zant : They call me Rap Master Z!...Z as in...cantaloupe! Big purple meaty cantaloupes.....I love them and their delicious chocolate flavor......Isn't squash just fantastic?!

[22:55:32] @ Zant : HAHA

[22:55:54] @ Zant : Come with me to a world of pure imagination

[22:56:08] @ Zant : Go to hell Willy Wonka this is MY destination

[22:56:23] @ Zant : It's a land of severe psycological pain

[22:56:40] @ Zant : welcome friends to the realm known as ZANTS DOMAIN!!!

[01:17:36 28/07/11] @ J : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY

[01:35:15 28/07/11] @ J : i love it

[01:35:46 28/07/11] Darc : The only way he could be better is if he asked his mom for a sandwich.

[01:36:20 28/07/11] Darc : or if he graped a few kids.

[01:37:07 28/07/11] @ J : O.O now i really have to find my grape whistle

[01:37:13 28/07/11] @ J : i cant believe i lost it

[01:37:14 28/07/11] @ J : ;.;

[01:37:42 28/07/11] Darc : Maybe Xavier Alkatraz Elcazoro the Fifteenth has it!

[01:37:43 28/07/11] @ J : OH! here it is! right behind thse handcuffs....next to the...O.O radiator...

[01:38:00 28/07/11] Darc : Oh snap!

[01:38:17 28/07/11] Darc : Watch out, J! I'm sensing a Grapist!

[01:38:25 28/07/11] Darc : And you don

[01:38:43 28/07/11] Darc : Holy shite.

[01:38:48 28/07/11] @ J : this was clearly a trap

[01:38:54 28/07/11] @ J : what? WHAT?

[01:39:07 28/07/11] Darc : That was awesome. I accidentally cut off my own message.

[01:39:17 28/07/11] @ J : lol

[01:39:29 28/07/11] Darc : It was like me and Candlejack were having a convers

[01:39:35 28/07/11] @ J : i thought you were gonna tell me you saw a grapist

[01:39:55 28/07/11] @ J : and im AM wearing...PURPLE!

[01:40:02 28/07/11] @ J : this just gets worse and worse

[01:40:06 28/07/11] Darc : You're asking for it.

[01:40:17 28/07/11] Darc : I'm wearing blue and red.

[01:40:35 28/07/11] Darc : Awshitthisisbadbadbadnotgoodbadbad...

[01:40:57 28/07/11] Darc : Blue and Red....

[01:41:06 28/07/11] @ J : D:

[01:41:11 28/07/11] Darc : I'M JUST ASKING TO BE GRAPED!

[01:41:12 28/07/11] @ J : make...PURPLE!

[01:41:32 28/07/11] @ J : WHY AM I STILL SITTING NEXT TO THIS RADIATOR?

[01:41:40 28/07/11] * Darc throws off his very fluffy pyjama bottoms.

[01:41:44 28/07/11] @ J : WHY AM I STILL WEARING A PURPLE NIGHTGOWN

[01:41:57 28/07/11] * J rips off nightgown

[01:41:58 28/07/11] Darc : Excuse me while I look for my grey pyjamas.

[01:42:08 28/07/11] Darc : ...

[01:42:12 28/07/11] Darc : Found em.

[01:42:23 28/07/11] Darc : They were under my keyboard.

[01:42:28 28/07/11] @ J : DAMMIT! PURPLE PANTIES TOO!

[01:42:38 28/07/11] @ J : ...i gotta go change

[01:42:38 28/07/11] Darc : Ohhhh!

[01:42:48 28/07/11] * Darc likes where this is going.

[01:42:54 28/07/11] * Darc gets shot.

[01:43:13 28/07/11] @ J : lol

[01:43:14 28/07/11] @ J : XD

[01:44:22 28/07/11] @ J : why is everything i own suddenly purple?

[01:44:31 28/07/11] @ J : WHO DYED ALL MY STUFF PURPLE?

[01:44:42 28/07/11] Darc : I KNOW WHO...

[01:44:50 28/07/11] @ J : i cant wear this....ill be graped

[01:45:25 28/07/11] @ J : i refuse to wear clothes until i can find something not purple1 that'll totoally prevent me from being graped

[01:45:58 28/07/11] Darc : I have something that'll prevent you from being graped.

[01:46:14 28/07/11] * Darc pulls out a carton of Welch's Apple Juice.

[01:46:25 28/07/11] @ J : YES!

[01:46:36 28/07/11] @ J : what do i do with this anyway?

[01:46:43 28/07/11] Darc : XD

[01:47:13 28/07/11] Darc : I dunno. Use it to fake a urine exam or something.

[01:47:46 28/07/11] @ J : ok im not wearing anything and therefore nothing purple...im keeping FAR away from the radiator, and ive just dumped the entire carton of appl,e juice all over my body...im totoally NOT asking to be graped now

[01:49:57 28/07/11] @ J : im trying not to get graped...i just panicked and poured the apple juice, slowly, over my body, to make sure i covered myself, i am totoally NOT making this erotic

[01:50:08 28/07/11] @ J : at all

[01:51:09 28/07/11] Darc : T.T

[01:54:13 28/07/11] @ J : ...

[01:54:17 28/07/11] @ J : thats hilarious

[01:54:45 28/07/11] @ J : and yes, worng

[01:55:04 28/07/11] @ J : so how are you holding up? not getting graped are you?

[01:55:29 28/07/11] Darc : Not getting graped at all.

[01:55:44 28/07/11] @ J : me neither

[01:55:45 28/07/11] Darc : I have my secret weapon on me at all times.

[01:55:54 28/07/11] @ J : i think the apple juice is working

[01:56:05 28/07/11] @ J : or the grape whistle

[01:56:09 28/07/11] Darc : A black speedo with a thunderbolt is my secret weapon.

[01:56:20 28/07/11] @ J : or the fact that im not wearing anythin...purple

[01:56:33 28/07/11] @ J : or maybe its the stobe light and rave music

[01:56:49 28/07/11] Darc : PURPLE STROBE LIGHTS!

[01:56:51 28/07/11] @ J : idk but, nope not getting graped here

[01:57:19 28/07/11] @ J : and totally not asking for it...cuz the strobe lights are white

[01:58:13 28/07/11] @ J : i think me keeping as far away from the radiator as possible is halping too

[02:04:54 28/07/11] @ J : its getting cold over here away from the radiator

[02:05:49 28/07/11] @ J : i think i have enough safegaurds...it should be safe for me to warm up...since all my blankets have been dyed purple too

[02:06:33 28/07/11] @ J : im gonna find the person who dyed my stuff purple....they will pay for making me choose between nudity and asking for a graping

[02:07:09 28/07/11] Darc : ...

[02:07:25 28/07/11] Darc : I blame Cat.

[02:07:38 28/07/11] @ J : oh is he ever gonna get it

[02:07:43 28/07/11] Darc : His purple font makes him very suspicious.

[02:07:49 28/07/11] @ J : i am so punishing him for this

[02:08:49 28/07/11] @ J : ...come to think of it...YOUR font is purple-ish....like a blueish purple...doesnt that make YOU suspicious

[02:09:59 28/07/11] Darc : Nope.

[02:10:12 28/07/11] Darc : It's a faded blue.

[02:10:18 28/07/11] @ J : i think maybe choosing the suspect on the basis of font color is probably a bad idea

[02:10:21 28/07/11] Darc : And it's not grape purple.

[02:10:30 28/07/11] @ J : its not really evidence

[02:10:42 28/07/11] @ J : ...i blame trace

[02:11:03 28/07/11] @ J : if i remember correctly, grapes are his favorite fruit

[02:11:23 28/07/11] @ J : oh wait...that was Demitri Martin...he could be at fault here to

[02:11:52 28/07/11] * J pulls out torture devices

[02:12:02 28/07/11] @ J : well whoever it was, i will make them pay

[02:13:42 28/07/11] Darc : Well...

[02:13:50 28/07/11] @ J : FINDING the culprit will be difficult though, it could be ANYONE

[02:20:30 28/07/11] Darc : I FIGURED OUT WHO THE GRAPIST IS!

[02:20:34 28/07/11] Darc : IS DRAE!

[02:20:43 28/07/11] Darc : HE HAS A PURPLE NAME!

[02:21:37 28/07/11] @ J : O:

[02:21:41 28/07/11] @ J : DRAE!

[02:21:54 28/07/11] @ J : it cant be him...hes got a girlfriend

[02:22:06 28/07/11] Darc : No...

[02:22:33 28/07/11] Darc : Get your mind out of the gutter, you sick freak!

[02:23:01 28/07/11] Darc : Why would someone grape their girlfriend?

[02:23:30 28/07/11] Darc : It makes it much easier for them to identify you at the police lineup.

[02:23:36 28/07/11] @ J : T.T im saying he wouldnt grape anybody because he has a girlfriend

[02:23:52 28/07/11] Darc : Nonsense!

[02:23:55 28/07/11] @ J : T.T im not a sick freak...

[02:24:15 28/07/11] @ J : T.T i I have not said a single dirty thing tonight

[02:24:20 28/07/11] @ J : at all

[02:24:26 28/07/11] Darc : Once you put on that grapesuit, you aren't Darc... I mean Drae!

[02:24:51 28/07/11] @ J : O: YOU dyed all my clothes purple!

[02:25:00 28/07/11] @ J : O: yure the grapist!

[02:25:02 28/07/11] Darc : No!

[02:25:14 28/07/11] @ J : :O why did you give me the apple juice then

[02:25:15 28/07/11] Darc : I just made a mistake!

[02:25:36 28/07/11] Darc : I always get me and Drae mixed up!

[02:25:45 28/07/11] @ J : it was a CONFESSION

[02:25:51 28/07/11] Darc : NO!

[02:25:56 28/07/11] Darc : I have graped.

[02:25:58 28/07/11] @ J : O: i trusted you!

[02:26:05 28/07/11] Darc : But I am not THE GRAPIST

[02:26:07 28/07/11] @ J : you have BEFORE

[02:26:16 28/07/11] Darc : I left that chapter behind.

[02:26:33 28/07/11] Darc : Along with my autoerotic funtions.

[02:26:34 28/07/11] @ J : WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THE APPLE JUICE? WHY DID YOU DYE ALL MY CLOTHES PURPLE

[02:26:45 28/07/11] @ J : WHY ARE YOU WEARING A GRAPE SUIT?

[02:26:57 28/07/11] Darc : I DO NOT HAVE A GRAPESUIT!

[02:27:08 28/07/11] Darc : I SOLD THAT ON EBAY TO...

[02:27:14 28/07/11] Darc : THE SITUATION!

[02:27:32 28/07/11] @ J : WHY ARE WE YELLING AT EACH OTHER

[02:27:43 28/07/11] @ J : WHY DID YOU HIDE MY GRAPE WHISTLE

[02:27:55 28/07/11] @ J : WHY DID YOU SELL THE GRAPE SUIT ON E BAY

[02:28:24 28/07/11] @ J : WHATS WRON WITH US AS A CHAT COMMUNITY, SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE CONVERSATION HERE

[02:28:42 28/07/11] @ J : WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS?

[02:28:56 28/07/11] @ J : WHY AM I STILL YELLING?

[02:29:41 28/07/11] Darc : IDUNNO!

[02:30:10 28/07/11] Darc : IMICAPABLEOFFORMINGCOHERENTSENTENCESANYMOREBECAUSEYOUKEPTYELLINGATME

[02:30:49 28/07/11] @ J : IM NOT YELLING AT YOU!

[02:30:55 28/07/11] @ J : IM JUST YELLIN!

[02:31:37 28/07/11] @ J : ANDIAMNOWINCAPABLEOFTYPINGCOHERENTSENTANCESBECAUSEYOUTYPEDANINNCOHERANTSENTANCE

[02:31:55 28/07/11] @ J : THERES SOMETHING VERY WRON GWITH THE TWO OF US

[02:32:18 28/07/11] @ J : AND TYPING WITHOUT SPACES MAKES MY FINGERS HURT

[02:32:28 28/07/11] @ J : NOT SURE WHY BUT IT WAS HARD TO DO

[02:32:47 28/07/11] @ J : O.O IM INCAPABLE OF TYPING AN INCOHERANT SENTANCE

[02:32:56 28/07/11] @ J : WH AM I STILL YELLING

[02:33:03 28/07/11] Darc : ...

[02:33:45 28/07/11] @ J : YOURETHEGRAPISTYOUCONFESSED

[02:33:59 28/07/11] @ J : DAMMITWHYISTHERENOMEATINMYFRIDGE

[02:34:20 28/07/11] Darc : That. Was my fualt.

[02:34:25 28/07/11] Darc : *fault.

[02:34:35 28/07/11] @ J : YOU ATE ALL MY MEAT!!!

[02:34:37 28/07/11] Darc : I love steaks at 2:34 in the morning.

[02:34:47 28/07/11] @ J : T.T me too

[02:35:15 28/07/11] @ J : i wanted some meat tonight too, its 2 35 in the morning and i have no more meat

[02:35:56 28/07/11] @ J : dont you have your own meat to eat or something why do you always haver to eat mine?

[02:38:03 28/07/11] Darc : WHYWOULDIBUYMYOWNMEAT?

[02:38:38 28/07/11] Darc : INEEDBLOODFROMOTHERPEOPLESSTEAKSTOQUENCHMYETERNALTHIRSTFORJUSTICE

[02:38:43 28/07/11] Darc : ANDBLOOD

[02:39:23 28/07/11] @ J : so...does it have to be MY meat with and said blood...because i was using that

[02:41:59 28/07/11] Darc : Look.

[02:42:05 28/07/11] Darc : It's meat, or birds.

[02:42:20 28/07/11] Darc : And I do not want to have to kill another cop.

[02:43:52 28/07/11] @ J : someone would get hurt

[02:44:38 28/07/11] @ J : and yes, if it means you stop eating my meat i fully support you killing a cop...i want my meat back im starving

[02:45:43 28/07/11] Darc : No

[02:45:51 28/07/11] Darc : I can't kill another cop.

[02:46:16 28/07/11] Darc : Last time I did that, the resulting fires created more CO2 than human industry ever did.

[02:46:26 28/07/11] @ J : well stop eating my meat, im the only one even allowed to touch it anymore ok

[02:46:41 28/07/11] Darc : And the planeteers let me off with a warning that time.

[02:47:17 28/07/11] @ J : well im letting you off with a warning, stop eating my meat

[02:47:42 28/07/11] Darc : T.T

[02:47:45 28/07/11] Darc : Fine.

[02:47:47 28/07/11] @ J : touching, smelling, licking and so forth is also forbidden

[02:47:57 28/07/11] @ J : so dont even think about it

[02:47:59 28/07/11] Darc : I'm sure Cat has a rather nice store of meat.

[02:48:24 28/07/11] Darc : And I'm sure he won't mind if I buy back that grape suit I sold him.

[02:48:26 28/07/11] @ J : nope...just fish...i have all the good meat in the fridge, go get your own

[02:48:44 28/07/11] @ J : why do you want the grape suit

[02:48:53 28/07/11] Darc : Oh...'

[02:48:56 28/07/11] Darc : You know...

[02:49:34 28/07/11] @ J : ...this applejuice has made me really sticky, i should probably go wash it off

[02:50:02 28/07/11] @ J : juice+skin=sticky why didnt i remember that before i did this

[02:50:30 28/07/11] @ J : anyway...theres absolutely no reason why you should feel the need to use a grape suit

[02:50:52 28/07/11] Darc : ORLY?

[02:50:56 28/07/11] Darc : I like it.

[02:51:17 28/07/11] @ J : yeah...even that...no one needs a grape suit

[02:51:26 28/07/11] Darc : Because my world is A PLACE OF RUIN AND DESPAIR, RULED BY A BEAR WHO SMELLS OF STRAWBERRIES!

[02:51:44 28/07/11] @ J : OH NO!!! not LOTSO!

[02:51:54 28/07/11] @ J : *Dramatic J*

[02:52:15 28/07/11] Darc : DAMMIT.

[02:52:20 28/07/11] @ J : well right now i smell of apples

[02:52:28 28/07/11] @ J : what?

[02:52:29 28/07/11] Darc : I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ONE.

[02:52:42 28/07/11] @ J : oh i know them all...

[02:53:02 28/07/11] Darc : A PLACE OF RUIN AND DESPAIR, RULED BY A BEAR WHO SMELLS OF STRAWBERRIES! is a way of censoring a decent joke with a kid friendly joke.

[02:53:03 28/07/11] @ J : cuz im just that good

[02:53:47 28/07/11] Darc : For example, "I'd have sex with Stella, but her dad is A PLACE OF RUIN AND DESPAIR, RULED BY A BEAR WHO SMELLS OF STRAWBERRIES!:

[02:53:55 28/07/11] Darc : Got it?

[02:54:09 28/07/11] @ J : yeah i got it

[02:54:40 28/07/11] Darc : And before you ask, that was off the top off my head.

[02:54:52 28/07/11] Darc : Sweet now we have a party!

[02:55:05 28/07/11] * Darc breaks out the sake.

[02:55:35 28/07/11] Darc : Welcome, Square/A7ex!

[02:56:04 28/07/11] @ J : welcome A7ex

[02:56:15 28/07/11] A7ex : Oh,hi.

[02:56:48 28/07/11] Darc : Hey... J...

[02:56:55 28/07/11] Darc : I'm at your freezer!

[02:57:07 28/07/11] Darc : AND I'M LICKING YOUR MEAT!

[02:57:46 28/07/11] Darc : TRY AND STOP ME!

[02:58:02 28/07/11] Darc : I've already turned your house into A PLACE OF RUIN AND DESPAIR, RULED BY A BEAR WHO SMELLS OF STRAWBERRIES!

[02:58:38 28/07/11] @ J : WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! you get away from my meat right now or ill take your INFERNO DEFYER and give it some CARNAGE SCISSORS

[02:58:51 28/07/11] A7ex : o.o

[02:59:05 28/07/11] @ J : stop licking my meat this instant!

[02:59:28 28/07/11] Darc : First off, it's INFERNO DEVIDER

[02:59:53 28/07/11] @ J : WHATEVER GET AWAY FROM MY MEAT!

[03:00:11 28/07/11] * J rushes to freezer

[03:00:30 28/07/11] Darc : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojV0WZmra4

[03:00:41 28/07/11] Darc : Stay in the loop, Al.

[03:01:12 28/07/11] @ J : AGH! i have GOT to clean this applejuice off of me and get some clothes on...alex is gonna think we're doing disturbing things around here

[03:01:33 28/07/11] @ J : better turn off the strobe lights and rave music too

[03:01:46 28/07/11] A7ex : o.0

[03:02:04 28/07/11] A7ex : I definately get the feeling I am at the wrong place right now

[03:02:04 28/07/11] @ J : also I am MUCH smarter than an AI

[03:02:22 28/07/11] Darc : Now excuse me.

[03:02:35 28/07/11] Darc : I think I should return the grape suit to Cat.

[03:02:52 28/07/11] @ J : poor alex...no we were not doing anything wrong...i was trying to avoid being graped when Darc ate all my meat while in a grape suit

[03:03:08 28/07/11] A7ex : O.O

[03:03:13 28/07/11] A7ex : Yeah....

[03:03:20 28/07/11] @ J : and i am totoally putting this conversation in the spam thread

[03:03:20 28/07/11] A7ex : About that....

[03:03:43 28/07/11] A7ex : I just noticed... That my fridge... Is full of meat...

[03:03:53 28/07/11] A7ex : But it ain't mine.

[03:03:58 28/07/11] A7ex : Dun-dun-dun.

[03:04:14 28/07/11] Darc : ...

[03:04:18 28/07/11] @ J : haha...can i have some! OH! I have a GREAT idea! we can all three SHARE it!

[03:04:22 28/07/11] @ J : PLEASE!

[03:04:30 28/07/11] Darc : Al, I hope you don't mind having a guest over...

[03:04:53 28/07/11] Darc : If you give me your meat, I'll grape you for free.

[03:05:01 28/07/11] A7ex : Unfortunately,I lost the key to it. :/

[03:05:13 28/07/11] @ J : DARC! stop offering to grape people!

[03:05:15 28/07/11] Darc : NOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooooOOOOO

[03:05:27] Darc : I NEED MEAT!

[03:05:38] @ J : ...

[03:05:46] A7ex : I hate my perverted little mind.

[03:06:09] * J does the right thing and shares her meat with Darc, because it is the right thing to do and she is clearly the better person here

[03:06:22] Darc : Oh. Screw you.

[03:06:36] @ J : O.O ALEX! how could you possibly get anything perverted out of this conversation

[03:06:50] Darc : What?

[03:07:02] A7ex : Meheheh...

[03:07:43] Darc : How can you be so insensitive, you jackass?! Saying mean things to Darc!

[03:07:53] Darc : You're so mean, J!

[03:08:01] A7ex : Agreed.

[03:08:06] Darc : You suck! WHAAAAAAAA!

[03:08:23] @ J : whats with all the crying?

[03:08:35] Darc : And if you get the quote, I'll continue that gag even further...

[03:08:52] @ J : I get the quote...

[03:09:20] @ J : and alex, nothing Darc and I have said/done tonight has been perverted or distasteful in any way

[03:09:22] @ J : at all

[03:09:24] Darc : I LOVE THAT SCENE SOOOO MUCH.

[03:10:43] A7ex : I guess the voices in my head must've been lying then.

[03:11:24] Darc : Now excuse me as I quote Kokonoe...

[03:13:57] Darc : First, I intended to take his INFERNO DEVIDER! and put it into a CARNAGE SCISSORS! Maybe a little GAUNTLET HADES!, too? My goodness, I can only imagine when his HELL'S FANG! will DEADSPIKE!

[03:14:46] Darc : Got it, A7ex?

[03:14:58] Darc : I have one hell of a moveset lined up.

[03:17:51] @ J : lol







So yeah...this one almost needs its own topic but its hilarious!

[01:28:36 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : I wonder where darc went

[01:31:56 05/08/11] @ J : 4chan

[01:32:04 05/08/11] @ J : he forgot to come back here

[01:32:13 05/08/11] @ J : just me mass guessing

[01:33:58 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : lol yeah]

[01:34:02 05/08/11] @ J : where do you think he went

[01:34:22 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : probably 4chan

[01:34:41 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : or phantasy star

[01:36:13 05/08/11] @ J : good guesses

[01:36:20 05/08/11] @ J : now for crazy guesses

[01:36:51 05/08/11] @ J : he was innocently sitting at his computer in his room when suddenly a portal to another world appeared

[01:37:16 05/08/11] @ J : and when he looked inside there was a sideways staircase leading out of site

[01:37:30 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : lol

[01:37:41 05/08/11] @ J : and the figure of a ghostly woman stood before him and when she ran he gave chase

[01:37:59 05/08/11] @ J : he didnt realize the portal closed behind him until it was too late

[01:38:54 05/08/11] @ J : and when he reached the end of the staircase he found him self alone in a twisted hallway (like forest temple)

[01:39:28 05/08/11] @ J : and at the end stood a moster the likes of which we have never seen

[01:39:28 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : that would be freaky

[01:39:55 05/08/11] @ J : so horrifying was this beast that Darc pissed all over himself and ran down the hall in the other direction

[01:40:10 05/08/11] @ J : where he came to a large door

[01:40:52 05/08/11] @ J : and when he opened the door there was a loud sound...hundreds of windbag poloticians were argueing about what to do about the monster

[01:41:18 05/08/11] @ J : flee, fight, let it be, not one of them could agree on what to do

[01:41:37 05/08/11] @ J : and then one politician took notice of Darc standing in the doorway

[01:41:49 05/08/11] @ J : and instantly volunteered HIM to kill the beast

[01:42:07 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : lol damn lawyers

[01:42:40 05/08/11] @ J : suddenly all the politicians could agree that Darc, the super masculine hero of manliness was the right man for the job

[01:43:08 05/08/11] @ J : so they gave him a stick in the shape of a sword and told him to go kill the monster

[01:43:25 05/08/11] @ J : "You Bastards!" cried Darc angrily

[01:43:51 05/08/11] @ J : "Can't you take care of your own problems without sending strangers to do it for you?'

[01:43:55 05/08/11] @ J : NO!

[01:44:01 05/08/11] @ J : replied the politicians

[01:44:38 05/08/11] @ J : "All we know how to do is borrow lots of money and blame everyone but ourselves for our problems!"

[01:45:14 05/08/11] @ J : "Well cant i at least have a better sword?' asks Darc

[01:45:39 05/08/11] @ J : "Not on our budget!" replied the politicians and they send Darc on his way

[01:46:29 05/08/11] @ J : oh please do jump in! I would love to hear you tell a bit of the story

[01:46:56 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : -0nah its fine im not good a t sotries

[01:48:07 05/08/11] @ J : ok

[01:48:36 05/08/11] @ J : Darc gulped as he stared down the corridor, he could hear the mighty beast growl in fury

[01:49:03 05/08/11] @ J : "Maybe i could reason with it with my super powers of wit and intellect"

[01:49:07 05/08/11] @ J : Darc thought

[01:49:41 05/08/11] @ J : "OH GREAT BEAST!" he shouted "WHY MUST YOU HAUNT THIS HALLWAY!"

[01:50:08 05/08/11] @ J : "RAAAAWR!" the beast replied

[01:50:16 05/08/11] @ J : "well that didnt work"

[01:50:21 05/08/11] @ J : Darc mumbled

[01:50:52 05/08/11] @ J : he looked at the wooden sword in his hands and knew he was no match for the beheamoth that lay in wait

[01:51:41 05/08/11] @ J : so he walked down the hall until he again reached the staircase that got him in this mess

[01:51:59 05/08/11] @ J : and he walked down them into the darkness

[01:53:27 05/08/11] @ J : at the other end of the stairs was a locked chest. The key was on the other side of the room in a jewelry box

[01:53:55 05/08/11] @ J : he opened up the chast and a horrific string zombie popped out and tried to eat his face off

[01:54:31 05/08/11] @ J : but he was able to skewer it with his wooden sword and throw it over the stair rail into darkness

[01:54:55 05/08/11] @ J : inside the chest he found a much better sword and some srmor

[01:55:19 05/08/11] @ J : so he put on the gear and equiped the sword

[01:55:30 05/08/11] @ J : and then charged back up the stairs

[01:55:42 05/08/11] @ J : and slayed the beast with his confidence

[01:55:43 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : woo

[01:56:18 05/08/11] @ J : and with that another portal opened

[01:56:25 05/08/11] @ J : and he was able to get back home

[01:56:44 05/08/11] @ J : but by that time he realized he had been logged out of the chat

[01:56:55 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : that still doesnt explain why he isnt back here

[01:57:10 05/08/11] @ J : and he was so tired from all that beast slaying that he decided to surf 4chan and then go to bed

[01:57:38 05/08/11] @ J : and that is the adventure of Darc the Beast-slayer

[01:59:11 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : lol

[01:59:40 05/08/11] @ J : and i cant believe i just made all that up at almost 2 am

[01:59:59 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : yeah

[02:01:11 05/08/11] @ J : i think thats a good sign...i think it means ill have awesome dreams tonight

[02:01:56 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : cool

[02:02:03 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : I hardly ever dream

[02:03:05 05/08/11] @ J : o really

[02:03:31 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : i do sometimes though

[02:04:12 05/08/11] @ J : oh well thats good

[02:04:50 05/08/11] @ J : i might have to like...write installments of that...adventures of darc

[02:05:09 05/08/11] @ J : i dont know how long id be able to keep in up though

[02:05:56 05/08/11] @ Trace-114 : yeah

Epic.

this is how i discovered i was a mod



[12:46:58 15/08/11] @ Dragonblood : hey J

[12:47:08 15/08/11] @ Draezeth : J!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[12:47:11 15/08/11] @ J : remember how i said id brb?

[12:47:21 15/08/11] @ Dragonblood : yes

[12:47:22 15/08/11] @ J : whoa whoah WHOAH!

[12:47:22 15/08/11] @ Necruta : yup

[12:47:25 15/08/11] @ Draezeth : *points at the color of your name*

[12:47:26 15/08/11] @ J : back up!

[12:47:28 15/08/11] @ Draezeth : Oh, she noticed.

[12:47:30 15/08/11] @ Necruta : XD

[12:47:31 15/08/11] @ J : MY NAME IS PURPLE

[12:47:36 15/08/11] @ Draezeth : =D

[12:47:43 15/08/11] @ Necruta : your a mod now

[12:47:43 15/08/11] @ J : xd

[12:47:46 15/08/11] @ J : XD

[12:47:50 15/08/11] @ Draezeth : You won the election.

[12:47:51 15/08/11] @ J : i almost missed that

[12:48:12 15/08/11] @ Draezeth : there won't be one for a second mod. I figured you, Aero and I would be enough.

[21:27:53] @ J : im not creepy
[21:28:13] @ Catspirit123 : hugging people whether they want to or not? Not creepy at all
[21:29:18] @ J : nope
[21:29:22] @ J : not at all
[21:33:03] @ J : i dont tie people down to hug them either
[21:33:05] @ J : ever
[21:33:17] @ J : and i dont have ropes for that sort of thing
[21:33:51] @ Catspirit123 : what do you have ropes for?
[21:36:12] @ J : ...nothing
[21:36:19] @ J : ...i have no ropes
[21:36:25] @ J : ...YOU SEE NOTHING HERE
[21:36:29] @ Catspirit123 : orly
[21:36:30] J has been kicked by J
[21:36:34] J joined the chat on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:36 pm
[21:36:43] @ Catspirit123 : YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME! I CAN HEAR IN COLOR
[21:37:00] @ J : THEN HERE THIS
[21:37:26] @ J : IM GOING TO FUCK YOUR MIND WITH A BARRAGE OF COLORS YOULL HERE ALL AT ONCE
[21:37:35] @ J : MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:37:39] @ Catspirit123 : BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:37:49] @ J : DO YOU HEAR IT?
[21:37:57] @ Catspirit123 : I HAVE A RAINBOW SWOOOOOOORD
[21:38:07] @ J : LOOK AT AAAAAAALL THE COLOR
[21:38:18] @ J : WHATS THIS ONE SOUND LIKE
[21:38:22] @ Catspirit123 : DON'T YOU MEAN HEAR ALL THE COLOR
[21:38:53] @ J : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wytn-_MSBo
[21:39:07] @ J : hear that!
[21:40:08] J has been kicked by J
[21:40:11] J joined the chat on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:40 pm
[21:40:11] J has logged off the chat on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:40 pm
[21:40:14] J joined the chat on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:40 pm
[21:40:17] @ Catspirit123 : also a majority of hearing in color means sounds are given colors, not really colors being sounds although I suppose I can do that
[21:40:41] @ Catspirit123 : BECAUSE OF ALL THE COLOR OF THE MIND AND SOUND OF THE SOUND IN COLORFUL LAND
[21:41:03] @ J : oh hi commander how ya been
[21:41:19] @ Catspirit123 : FABULOUS

Missing confusion and arguments go here

[21:48:21] Messages cleared by J
[21:48:26] @ Catspirit123 : I like boobs
[21:48:36] @ J : WUT? WUT i DIDNT SEE ANY MESSAGES HERE
[21:49:39] @ Catspirit123 : alright then......

[21:50:14] @ J : yup

[21:50:31] @ J : I LIKE YOUR SCARF!

[21:50:52] @ Catspirit123 : THANK YOU

haha i guess i deserved that...revenge is a dish best served...with gummy worms!

[01:10:57] @ rickamaru : lol logic from something which is dead...
[01:11:29] @ J : yes chase...i demand logic from the ghostly cat commander of a space armada


I lol'd

15:18:58 27/08/11] @ Darc : You left the fridge open last night. I mean, granted, you passed out on the kitchen floor with half a hand sandwich in your mouth, but because of you, I can't have cereal.
[15:19:24 27/08/11] @ Darc : *Ham sandwich.
[15:19:26 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : well J I reckon he wouldn't be asking for milk if he didn't like milk
[15:19:39 27/08/11] @ J : haha hand sandwich
[15:19:42 27/08/11] @ Trace-114 : wait but darc had some special K erlier..oh wait that wahs his druf indiced dream
[15:19:51 27/08/11] @ J : was he...hungry for hands?
[15:20:02 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : nasty
[15:20:06 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : hands touch everything
[15:20:32 27/08/11] @ J : ...wait a minute...HAM SANDWICH!
[15:20:39 27/08/11] @ J : MY ham?
[15:20:43 27/08/11] @ Darc : Actually, I was hungry for peeled faces.
[15:20:53 27/08/11] * J runs downstairs to check her fridge
[15:21:07 27/08/11] @ Trace-114 : ??
[15:21:17 27/08/11] @ Darc : But ham had to do, as I don't have any nuclear warheads ready right now.
[15:21:40 27/08/11] @ J : ok...my ham is still th-I MEAN...no ham, nothing resembling meat of any sort in this fridge
[15:21:53 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : I have ham
[15:21:55 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : and steak
[15:21:56 27/08/11] @ J : nothing like munching on a well cooked face with a friend
[15:21:57 27/08/11] @ Trace-114 : mmm ha
[15:22:00 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : yummy
[15:22:16 27/08/11] @ Darc : OH SHIT. IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME.
[15:22:29 27/08/11] @ Trace-114 : *ham
[15:22:57 27/08/11] @ J : haha
[15:22:57 27/08/11] @ Darc : I DID NOT EAT ANY OF YOU THICK, WELL SEASONED, AND SUCCLENT MEAT, J!
[15:23:07 27/08/11] @ J : DID YO EAT MY HAM?
[15:23:12 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : hot
[15:23:13 27/08/11] @ Darc : *YOUR
[15:23:24 27/08/11] @ J : YOU ATE MY WELL-SEASONED MEAT?
[15:23:32 27/08/11] @ J : I WAS SAVING THAT!
[15:23:33 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : this is making me snicker
[15:23:46 27/08/11] @ Darc : NO! I actually didn't!
[15:24:01 27/08/11] @ J : YOU ATE ALL MY MEAT!
[15:24:05 27/08/11] @ Darc : ...Doh, I missed.
[15:24:21 27/08/11] * Darc sadfaces.
[15:24:25 27/08/11] @ J : ITS ALWAYS YOU...EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO TRY
[15:24:28 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : this is sounding rather dirty
[15:24:41 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : or maybe it's just me
[15:25:00 27/08/11] @ J : ....its not just you...Alex thought so oo
[15:25:03 27/08/11] @ J : *too
[15:25:21 27/08/11] @ Darc : T.T
[15:25:35 27/08/11] @ J : bit its NOT dirty
[15:25:47 27/08/11] @ J : he just ate all my meat...and im mad...
[15:25:58 27/08/11] @ J : what am i gonna do...its almost 2 am
[15:26:11 27/08/11] @ J : thats when i get the late night cravings
[15:26:15 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : no it sounds pretty dirty
[15:26:18 27/08/11] @ Darc : I actually didn't eat any this time! My medicine has made it hard to even get up in the morning!
[15:26:25 27/08/11] @ J : AND YOU ATE MY MEAT
[15:26:34 27/08/11] @ Trace-114 : go to you local 24 hour serv
[15:26:49 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : just go get some from one of the reserves
[15:27:12 27/08/11] @ Darc : FINE! I LOVE EATING J'S MEAT! EATING HER MEAT IS LIKE CRACK TO MY SYSTEM!
[15:27:23 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : BWAHAHAHAHA
[15:27:25 27/08/11] @ Darc : Happy now?
[15:27:26 27/08/11] @ Trace-114 : *servo
[15:27:31 27/08/11] @ J : did i ever say, "Darc you are welcome to any of this meat at any time?" NO! i never said that
[15:27:32 27/08/11] @ Trace-114 : lol
[15:27:32 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : I love it
[15:27:40 27/08/11] @ J : hahahahaha
[15:28:31 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : I'm thinking of posting this, it's pretty funny to me
[15:28:49 27/08/11] @ J : and you have officially become the new "funny stuff thats happened here"
[15:28:54 27/08/11] @ Darc : *stare*
[15:29:12 27/08/11] @ J : poor nutrel
[15:29:27 27/08/11] @ J : im sorry you had to see that
[15:29:38 27/08/11] @ Trace-114 : he probably wondering what the heck is going on
[15:29:39 27/08/11] @ Darc : Stop staring at us, Nu!
[15:29:45 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : seeing J's meat that is
[15:30:28 27/08/11] @ Darc : This is wrong on soooooo many levels...
[15:30:54 27/08/11] @ J : its ok nu, really, Darc eats my meat all the time, i always forgive him
[15:31:07 27/08/11] @ Trace-114 : lol
[15:31:22 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : harhar
[15:31:23 27/08/11] @ J : im just mad right now cuz its almost 2 am and hes eaten all my meat again!
[15:31:33 27/08/11] @ J : THIS IS NOT DIRTY ON ANY LEVEL!
[15:31:42 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : YES IT IS
[15:31:50 27/08/11] @ Darc : "Rape me, THOMAS AND ALFRED. You are sooooooo sex-e!" "NOOOOO!" Said Thomas. And then Thomas and Alfred threw Sam into the fucking sun.
[15:31:53 27/08/11] @ J : haha...youre right...it is
[15:32:01 27/08/11] @ J : lol
[15:32:12 27/08/11] @ J : im pretty sure thats not what happened
[15:33:16 27/08/11] @ J : i think what happened was...J said, Darc, quit eating my meat, and then she threw him into the fucking sun
[15:33:34 27/08/11] @ Darc : YES, IT DID HAPPEN! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
[15:33:35 27/08/11] @ Catspirit123 : still dirty
[15:35:07 27/08/11] @ J : the voices in our head...you mean Lyte and Nutrel
[15:35:20 27/08/11] @ Darc : The more I listen to this girl, the les comfortable I get at the sound of the word "meat"
[15:35:54 27/08/11] @ Darc : I dunno.
[15:36:04 27/08/11] @ J : haha
[15:36:16 27/08/11] @ J : poor nutrel
[15:36:54 27/08/11] @ J : i cant explain this in a non-dirty way
[15:37:00 27/08/11] @ J : so...meat

There is nothing like a well seasoned ham.

[14:48:24] Messages cleared by my enormous penis.

[14:48:31] @ Necruta : XD

[14:48:45] @ Dragonblood : *sigh*

[14:48:45] @ J : lolwut?

the story of how i became a corporeal

[20:29:11] @ Catspirit123 : NONE SHALL FALL

[20:29:38] @ Catspirit123 : EVEN IN OUR DARKEST HOUR, UNITED WE STAND

[20:29:49] @ Catspirit123 : READY TO TAKE ON ANYTHING ThAT STANDS IN OUR WAY

[20:29:49] @ rickamaru : RAWR!!!!!

[20:30:34] @ rickamaru : WE SHALL FIGHT WITH EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH AND CONTINUE FIGHTING UNTIL OUR LAST BREATH WE DRAW

[20:31:02] @ Catspirit123 : UNTIL THE END OF TIME ITSELF

[20:31:54] @ rickamaru : NO MATTER THE FOE, WE SHALL FIGHT ON. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES WE FALL, WE SHALL RISE AGAIN AND FIGHT ANEW

[20:33:43] @ Catspirit123 : WE WILL CARRY ON UNTIL WE REACH ALL THE STARS IN THE SKY, UNVEILING ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE

[20:33:50] Darc joined the chat on Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:33 pm

[20:35:12] @ Darc : Yo. This is the Darc-Side broadcasting mobile!

[20:35:19] @ rickamaru : AND WE SHALL CONTINUE TO CHARGE FORWARD INTO THE FUTURE! WE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT AND DEFEAT ALL WHO RISE AGAINST US. EVEN DEATH SHALL FALL BEFORE US

[20:35:46] @ rickamaru : um commander there's something coming from the intercom....

[20:37:16] @ Catspirit123 : GOING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE RISING IN POWER UNTIL THERE'S NOTH...eh wot?

[20:37:56] @ rickamaru : I think it is Darc sir

[20:38:05] @ Catspirit123 : o

[20:38:27] @ rickamaru : he seems to be broadcasting on a secure channel. I can't trace the transmission

[20:39:00] @ Catspirit123 : well are there any words or is it just fart noises or what?

[20:39:20] @ Darc : So, I got my phone on chat, and I'm ready to burn more paperwork

[20:39:30] @ rickamaru : well he started to say something but now its just him clearing his throat

[20:39:54] @ rickamaru : he's after leutenant J's paperwork again sir

[20:39:56] @ Catspirit123 : phone chat and paperwork eh? Sounds like a hoot

[20:41:06] @ Darc : Uh, please note I'm using a android, which has a shitty keyboard.

[20:41:36] Dimbo has been disconnected on Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:41 pm (session timeout)

[20:41:38] @ rickamaru : ah joykill XP

[20:41:42] @ Catspirit123 : o
[20:41:36] Dimbo has been disconnected on Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:41 pm (session timeout)

[20:41:38] @ rickamaru : ah joykill XP

[20:41:42] @ Catspirit123 : o

[20:42:03] @ Darc : So don't be surprised by my slow postrate.

[20:42:25] @ rickamaru : Just the usual nonsense sir. But our broadcast to the troops is ruined

[20:42:46] @ Catspirit123 : that was being broadcasted? I just felt like shouting stuff

20:43:21] @ Catspirit123 : also you did a good job at shouting stuff

[20:43:35] @ Catspirit123 : so you're a corporal now

[20:43:50] @ rickamaru : WOOT

[20:43:59] * rickamaru has a celebratory cupcake