Daily quotes archive & submission thread.

"Did my soul just get removed out my butt?"
"Robo jiz all over the floor"
")everything Markiplier says)"
-Markiplier

"Everything Markiplier says" is not a quote.

It covered me for the rest of the video. And he's just plain amusing with what he says as you can see.

Actually I can't. None of your quotes are funny. They're just dumb.

"Screw Dungeons and Dragons! I'm going to make Righteousness and Radness!" - Groupmate Antonio before making Surfer DnD a thing.

I want to play this.

I wouldn't recommend it at this time. The only two classes are Surfer and Life Guard, and Life Guards are the setting equivalent of Chaotic Evil.

Sex for pleasure is just group masturbation. - Darc

I'm no sure how I feel about panus in my mouth - Scotia

"I used my dick to measure, it's 200 meters." -Jerry (I have weird friends)

"Yeah, but in that case it's the birds shooting you guys. And the spiders. And the bears. And the kangaroos. And the rats. And the worms. And the trees." - Drae, on Australia's gun control

If vaginas had jelly I'd be eaten that all day. -Austin not Isaac

I'd probably tickle my own anus if my dick  was a power cord. -Justin "Carl"

The bullshit factory's in my brain are working overtime. -Markiplier

"A hamper is just a trash can with holes in it" -my manager Josh.

""I gotta verbally suck their dick?" "ya gotta verbally be a prostitute" -My manager teaching me how to get tips.

Shame I don't have balls - Darc

"Penguins are monkeys of the cold." - Cat

"have you ever smelled a penguin exhibit?"

"Humanity isn't terrible, it's people that are the problem." - Aka

maybe one day we can get a game that has features of multiple gens in it - Naomi

"I would be more enthralled by the fact that I was Asian." - Richard, Drae's roommate

You're so stubborn that when your wand tells you so, you argue with it. - Sis

"you cant be incest with brothers because you cant have children"-tim2016