Daily quotes archive & submission thread.

"I admired her. She wanted to have me executed, but I admired her." - Tyrion Lannister.

"Through dick, unity" -Anon



(Wow! J submitted a dick quote! That probably shouldn't happen again)

"Goddammit Joe." - My friend Katlyn.

"I don't care about cancer" - Nik

welcome to chat we serve the best silence in multiple varieties, including awkward silence, perfect silence, or near silence - Aria

I'll be honest I think I'm more scared of big spiders than I am of poisonous ones. Except Recluses. Fuck them. Fuck that. They're scary - me

And in a similar vein:

Fuck America, I'll stay in the UK where the spiders aren't poisonous - Also me

We get that you need attention Robyn no need to yell - Robby

"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar; it was tense." -Siri

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of the buffs of some wizard's 'magic', but because I am enlightened by my own superior Constitution score. Also, I was the only one who wasn't just mauled to death by a stray cat. I feel that's something to celebrate as well." - My friend, on being a Half-Orc Barbarian.

One who fears the future, who fears failure, limits his activities. Failure is only the opportunity more intelligently to begin again. There is no disgrace in honest failure; there is disgrace in fearing to fail. - Henry Ford

Steams got games that i never wanted at the price i can never refuse- Finni

Punch your subconscious in the dick. - Advice from Darc

"STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR DICK" - J, on SJWs.

The world is but a melon, floating in space. - Darc's phone

I reserve the right to change my opinion at a moment's notice - Rin

I'm not a smart person Robyn. I don't need reasons - Robby

"I haven't seen a display like last night since the 1998 penne pile-up in Italy where a truck full of pasta careened off the side of the Canalini spaghetti junction into a semi loaded with ragu and explosives. The resulting shockwave sent 22,000 lbs of molten macaroni moving at mach one miles into the surrounding area injuring dozens as bigoli burnt skin fused with flying Fusili fragments." - Anon, on the subject of spaghetti being spilled.

The blood and flesh of a recently scarificed virgin is his normal dinner - Me when asked what I feed Rafi

I have a brain. It's in a box in the back of my closet screaming for freedom - Me

"Shiznits." - Me

Your whimsy. Go forth and spread it, like the seed of your loins but with less sex - me

If you're gonna get mauled by a bear, at least poke it with a stick first -J

I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - BILL WATTERSON

At this rate masturbating is going to be a serious sport with legal issues - Dragon

This scene with Assassin is so cute I'm going to throw up a unicorn. - Drae