Chaos' party: Thread 6.1

Boss Nigga:
rolling 1d6
(
4
)
=
4
rolling 1d6
(
1
)
=
1
rolling 4d6
(
2
+
4
+
4
+
2
)
=
12
rolling 4d6
(
4
+
6
+
5
+
4
)
=
19
rolling 4d6
(
5
+
6
+
4
+
2
)
=
17
Chaos (GM): Chaos STR check: 7
Chaos STR check: 20
Chaos Fortitude check: 17
Boss Nigga: Ayy lmao
Jordan H.: yes
Darem: Yo
Jordan H.: the thing that looks like a rolled up newspaper?
Willis (GM): it's third from the left
Jordan H.: did game of thrones just turn into Song of Storms at the end?
Boss Nigga: Yes
Willis (GM): yes
we got tunes
Jordan H.: Jillian STR check: 6
what?
oh
Deltrese: Yep
Jordan H.: Deltrese Deltrese, you's a stupid fuckin' hoe
Fuckin DelTaco: nou
Darem: Hometown represent what what
Jordan H.: heh
Chaos: hm
Willis (GM): who's ready?
Rabby: Me
IT'S A SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Willis (GM): no
Chaos: no
Darem: no
Jillian: no
Rabby: no?
Jordan H.: I'm ready
Willis (GM): cool
soooo take off from where the last post left us. Yall have been dumped in this creepy ass canyon full of dead things to find the remains of Captain Keeta
you can speak as your character with this nifty thing next to the send button
Jillian: ooooh
Chaos: Find yourself a weapon. I have a feeling you'll need one
Willis (GM): Chaos walked over to one of the bodies and pried a mace from its cold boney hand
you can click and drag your person around. You may also click them and then use arrow keys to move~!
Jordan H.: Jillian looks around for a suitable weapon, preferrably something blunt in case they come across more skeletal opponents
rolling 1d20
(
8
)
=
8
Willis (GM): You see nothing near your feet, however you can quite clearly see weapons of all sorts by the bodies laying about
also in D&D rules you can take 20 seconds to not have to roll for a skill
Jordan H.: cool, she'll go search this body
Willis (GM): You find a sizeable sword on the skeletons body as well as a club
Rabby: Darem walked next to the two, keeping his eyes peeled for anything that could jump out at them.
Jillian: I'll be taking these.
Willis (GM): lemme add that to your inventory
Rabby:
rolling 1d20
(
19
)
=
19
Jillian: *puts the sword in her belt and hefts the club over her shoulder*
Willis (GM): added!
under handouts
You see dead stalfos as far as your eyes will reach. Their sizes vary greatly from diminutive to large
three clear pathways lay ahead
Chaos: three pathways
Jillian: I won't even suggest splitting up.
Chaos: yes. Let's not split up more than we have already
Darem: Then we just gotta follow one to see where it goes.
Jillian: Which one?
Rabby: Darem hummed for a second before answering.
Darem: The right one.
Chaos: not much to go on so why not?
Willis (GM): Chaos looked over the cloaked figure dead in the sand
Rabby: Darem followed Chaos line of sight and laughed heartily.
Darem: They thought you were one of them?
Chaos: I guess there's a resemblance
Jillian: I must admit the resemblance is striking
Jordan H.: Jillian laughed
Chaos: >_>
Darem: Let's not waste time then.
Best to hurry this along, yeah?
Chaos: right
Darem: Watch where you're walking.
Willis (GM): ROLL REFLEX JILLIAN
Jordan H.: d20?
Rabby: yuh
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20
(
5
)
=
5
Willis (GM): you can do a roll command /roll 1d20 +whatever you reflex is
plus reflex
Jordan H.: plus reflex
Willis (GM): that was plus reflex?
your reflex is like 6?
Rabby: This program doesn't like you rolling as much as the other one
Jordan H.: no
Willis (GM): add 6 so that's 11
Jordan H.:
rolling d20 +6
(
14
)
+6
=
20
right
Willis (GM): no don't reroll now. Just add 6 to the 5
:P
11
anywaaaays
Jordan H.: I was just doing it to be sure I get it right later
Willis (GM): As Jillian was walking her foot was snared in the sand
Jillian: AH!
Darem: What did I just say?!
Willis (GM): whatever held on to Jillian's leg was holding firmly and unmoving
roll to break free?
or just sit there
Jordan H.: Jillian tried yanking her leg away
d20+???
Willis (GM): add your dex
no
strength
Jordan H.:
rolling d20 +12
(
12
)
+12
=
24
Willis (GM): unless it's escape artist which is dex @_@
Jordan H.: it could be
Willis (GM): no the modifier. Not the whole number
Jordan H.:
rolling d20 + 3
(
17
)
+3
=
20
Willis (GM): Jillian's foot was freed from the sand along with a boney arm stuck to her shoe
Jillian: ewwwwww
Chaos: we just walked through a graveyard.
Darem: You alright?
Jillian: Yeah, it's fine
Darem: ...Take it off your shoe.
Jordan H.: Jillian prys the bony arm off her shoe
Jillian: So that's a thing to look out for.
Chaos: Sand must have covered a lot more of these remains
Darem: Good to know.
Can't stop now though. Just be a bit more cautious.
Willis (GM): MOVING ON TO THE NEXT MAP
the right map vanished. Recreating real fast
Jordan H.: ok, while you're doing that I have to go to the bathroom
brb
Willis (GM): k]
Jordan H.: back
Willis (GM): k
Darem: Two more paths
Chaos: no shortage of dead
Darem: Let's hope it stays that way.
Jillian: I'd rather they be dead and in the ground than dead and walking.
Chaos: Remember, the captain has a green hat with arms coming off of it
Rabby: Darem looked at the bodies that littered the corridor
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
5
)
+1
=
6
Chaos: you can definitely tell that there's dead things
shieeeet
Willis (GM): you can definitely tell that there's dead things
Chaos looked around the scattered corpses for large hammers, emblems, and helmets
Chaos: If he had some sort of special guard with him that might let us know if we're closer
Darem: For all we know, he could be buried by now.
Jillian: We'd never find him then.
Willis (GM): roll a listen
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
17
)
+1
=
18
Rabby: plus wisdom mod Jordan
Jillian:
rolling d20 +3
(
3
)
+3
=
6
well
Jordan H.: I miss my old dice rolls...
Willis (GM): not will save
it's wisdom
+1
Jillian: oh
Willis (GM): Something catches Darem's ear. It sounded like speech, but no words he could understand if words at all
the noise was faint and hard to catch over the howling wind
Rabby: Darem turned his head towards the noise and looked around.
Darem: You guys hear that?
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
20
)
+1
=
21
Chaos: Hear what?
Jillian: I hear nothing
Just all this wind
Willis (GM): Darem could see EVERYTHING in the direction he though he heard the sound, however, nothing living caught his eye. Just more dead
Darem: Maybe its just my imagination...
Willis (GM): REFLEX\
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
9
)
+1
=
10
Jillian:
rolling d20 +1
(
2
)
+1
=
3
Rabby: Not you :P
Jordan H.: wow what even?
oh
Willis (GM):
rolling 1d20
(
20
)
=
20
Jordan H.: good
Willis (GM): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Rabby: nopls
plsno
Willis (GM): As Darem walked forward his foot was greated with a sharp spike
Rabby: mercy
Willis (GM): Greeted*
2 damage
take it fjt
Darem: Ow.
Chaos: What happened?
Jillian: You okay?
Willis (GM): Chaos turned from the corpses he was searching
Darem: I'm fine. Just spikes.
Can't see these traps with all of the sand. Might want to watch out for the corpses too.
Jillian: right.
Chaos stumbled backwards as spikes jetted out from under his feet
Willis (GM): REFLEX
Jillian: watch out
Willis (GM): ROOOOOLL IT
Jillian:
rolling d20 +1
(
15
)
+1
=
16
Willis (GM): your reflex is 6 so 22
Jillian nimbly leaped over the spikes that shot out from under her
Darem: They're everywhere.
Chaos: great
Jillian: No wonder there's so many dead things around here!
Willis (GM): Jillian actually can search for traps easier cause she's a rogue
and gets a +2 to dodging them and shit
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
3
)
+3
=
6
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
3
)
+3
=
6
Jillian: ok
Willis (GM): REFLEX FOR DRAMRA
2 damage for darara
Darem: This is going well.
Willis (GM): JILLIAN ROLL REFLEX
Jillian:
rolling d20 +2
(
4
)
+2
=
6
Willis (GM): 1 damamge
Rabby: It's plus 3
Willis (GM): wait
reflex
+6 and +2
YOUR REFLEX IS +7
PLUS 2
SO 13
Jillian: gah!
Willis (GM): YOU DIDN'T GET HURT
BARELY
REFLEX DARA
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
13
)
+3
=
16
Willis (GM): you safe
Chaos continued searching bodies
Chaos grabbed a spear off of one of the bodies
Jillian: anything yet?
Chaos: nothing of note
a /em makes your dude do actions apparently
shieeeeet
Willis (GM): a /em makes your dude do actions apparently
Rabby: Spot check
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
1
)
+1
=
2
Willis (GM): YOU SEE SKULTANS
Rabby: 2spoopy
Listening check again
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
12
)
+1
=
13
Jillian: spot check
Willis (GM): spotting for anything in specific/
oh, you hear nothing out of the ordinary
Jillian: looking at the skeletons and keeping my eye out for more spikes
Darem: Hrm.
Jillian:
rolling d20 +1
(
7
)
+1
=
8
Willis (GM): you see skeletons
they have armor and weapons
you also see cloaked figures here and there
Darem: Doesn't seem to be around here. Let's press on.
Chaos: it looks like it loops around
Rabby: Darem began looking around at the walls of the canyon, looking for anything suspicious.
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
10
)
+3
=
13
Willis (GM): there's cracks in the stone but that shit's pretty stone
Chaos: should we head back?
Darem: Seems like all we can do.
Jillian: Time to check elsewhere
Willis (GM): yall circle around to the three paths again
Darem: This time lets head straight.
Chaos: sure
Jillian: I have no objections
Chaos: I wonder if they were this big when they were alive
Chaos Chaos looked up at the massive corpse against the canyon wall
Darem: That'd make sense wouldn't it?
Chaos: I never thought about what kind of race they were.
Jillian: Whoever they were, they've long vanished from our known history. The living skeletons are all that's left.
Darem: Go ahead and ask one.
Chaos: hm
Jordan H.: spot check for traps
Darem picked up a skull as he walked next to one of the corpses.
Darem: Don't think you could tell us where your captain is, huh?
Jillian:
rolling d20 +1
(
14
)
+1
=
15
Chaos: you don't think you see anything in your immediate vision
shieeeeet
Willis (GM): you don't think you see anything in your immediate vision
Rabby: Listen check
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
15
)
+1
=
16
Willis (GM): you hear wind
Rabby: Listening for anything other than the goddamn wind
Willis (GM): your footsteps
Darem: More Garo here. Shouldn't that be a good sign?
Chaos: we're getting further from the castle. Closer to the side they came from
Rabby: Spot check for captains helmet and shiz
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
11
)
+1
=
12
Willis (GM): many helmets surround you. None carry the boney hands of a captain though
REFLEX
JILLIAN
REFLESDVXX
GGGGGsdf
Jillian:
rolling d20 +1
(
1
)
+1
=
2
well...
Willis (GM): OUCH
You trip on a spike and deal 2 damage to your leg
Jillian: ouch!
Chaos: Watch it
Darem: You okay?
Willis (GM): darem too
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
16
)
+3
=
19
Jillian: I'll be fine
Willis (GM): Darem easy stops himself before he steps down on a batch of spikes
Darem: You'd think there'd be less traps on their side.
Jillian: Maybe they weren't smart either
Chaos: I can't see any helmets here
Rabby: Listen check. Somethign other than wind
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
5
)
+1
=
6
Willis (GM): NADA
Jordan H.: Spot check looking for helmets
rolling d20 +1
(
17
)
+1
=
18
Willis (GM): One helmet catches your eye. It looks boney
Jillian: Jillian picks up the helmet
Chaos: wanna inspect
shieeeet
Willis (GM): wanna inspect?
Jordan H.: yes
Willis (GM): the helmet appears blue with a ribcage encasing it
Jillian: we're looking for a green helmet right?
Chaos: right
Darem: Believe so.
Chaos: green with bones
hands
Darem: Whatcha got?
Jillian puts the blue helmet aside
Jillian: nothing we're looking for
Darem: Might not hurt to bring it back.
Darem picks the helmet up
Darem: I'm sure the others would appreciate it
Jillian: maybe
Chaos: mgiht be someone important
let's move on
Darem: Works fer me
Rabby: Listen check
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
16
)
+1
=
17
Willis (GM): WIND
reflefsdk'pxvk
REFELEXF DARAWEMR|
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
15
)
+3
=
18
Willis (GM): DAREMERM
Darem hops backwards as he stands on a plate activatiiiing.....
A WHIRLING BLADE OF DEATH
Darem: Woah
Neat
Jordan H.: you okay?
Jillian: you okay?
Darem: i'm good
This one's more intricate than the other traps we're run into
Willis (GM): REFLEX JIKLILILLIAN
Jillian:
rolling d20 +7
(
13
)
+7
=
20
whoa!
Willis (GM): YOU HOP BACK AS MORE SWIRLING DEATH TRAPS RISE
Darem: Aren't they cool?
Willis (GM): I'm surprised they don't get sand jamming the gears
shieeeeet
Chaos: I'm surprised they don't get sand jamming the gears
Darem: Maybe they learned how to prevent that from living in the desert so long?
Chaos looks at the larger Garo
Darem: Just like I learned how to roll in the sand even when the ground is so loose.
Willis (GM): The larger Garo is donned in purple. Frozen in place, clutching a large flag stuck in the ground
Rabby: What's the flag have on it?
Willis (GM): flagpole
symbol of ikana
Darem: Do you think it was worth it for them to lose so many people here?
Chaos: It's hard to say. It seems the cause for war has been lost to time
Rarely is the cause worth the lives though...
Jillian: If it was a fight for freedom I would call it worthy.
Chaos: the Garo were invading clearly here
*clearly invading
Darem: The flag beared didn't get too far.
Willis (GM): listen check
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
7
)
+1
=
8
Rabby: well great

Rabby: well great
ayyyyy lmao
Ping where the gem is at
Willis (GM): on the big dud
where is junden
Rabby: :3
So peaceful
Willis (GM): it aint coming out on my end :S
Jordan H.: peaceful music
Willis (GM): I can't hear it for some reason
Rabby: It's dawngate
errr.
Maybe your headphones aren't the problem then?
Anywho, we ready?
Jordan H.: I am
Willis (GM): yeah it's fine.
Rabby: As Darem explored, a glint caught his eye from the large Garo.
He walked over and looked down at the giant being before smiling
Darem: Alright! I was just startin to get hungry too!
Rabby: He bent over and picked up a gemstone off of the Garo.
Jillian: Grave robber.
Jordan H.: Jillian joked.
Darem: He won't have any use for it
Willis (GM): listen check
Darem:
rolling 1d20
(
10
)
=
10
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
20
)
+3
=
23
Rabby: Fucking christ
Willis (GM): you hear voices
Darem does
Darem: Wait did I roll twice?
Rabby: zz
Chaos: What did you find?
Rabby: Darem looked around before looking towards Chaos.
Darem: Huh? Wuzzat?
Chaos: did you find anything useful?
Darem: Oh. Uh, probably not. Just a gemstone.
Rabby: He held out his hand, showing Chaos the stone.
Chaos Chaos looked at the stone pensively
Chaos: hmm
Jillian Jillian came over for a closer look.
Rabby: Good job with the em commands
Chaos Chaos and Jillian Jillian are impressive
Willis (GM): ugh whisper commands
whatever. Jillian roll will save
Jillian:
rolling 20 +2
20+2
=
22
Willis (GM): you're good
Rabby: Darem shrugged.
Darem: Whatever. Stone looked good.
Chaos: all yours
Rabby: He tossed it into his mouth and gave it a satisfying crunch.
He grimaced.
Darem: Guess old and dusty isn't exactly the best flavor combination
Willis (GM): after a moment, Darem's stomach started to glow a dim red
Jillian: I wouldn't thin it being a rock helps
whoah! hey!
Darem: Rocks are delicious shut your mouth
HuH/
Jillian: look at your stomach!
Jillian pointed
Rabby: Darem looked down.
Gah I keep forgetting em commands
Willis (GM): it's cool
Darem: Well this is odd.
If it was going to make me a light, the least it could do was taste good.
Willis (GM): the large garo's eyes started to glow the same color as the gem as did the others around them
Darem stepped on the nearest Garo's head.
Darem: No.
Jillian: We might want to do something about that glowing issue of yours, it's mighty unsettling.
Darem: That's the least of our worries.
Chaos raises his weapon
Jillian: Unless it wakes up more of those things
Chaos: I think we should back away from these things
Darem: Maybe we can use the traps to our advantage?
Darem points thata way
Darem: That'll leave us pretty well off.
Willis (GM): The arms of the large garo became covered in a light red coating and a faint humming started
Chaos: I dunno if rearming any of these is an option, but it'd help
Darem: Not exactly my forte'
Darem laughed nervously
Darem: This'll at least be a good hallway to guard. If we get surrounded we can funnel them in here so we don't have to fight all of them at once.
Jillian: good idea
Darem slammed his fists together.
Darem: Trading blows one on one with these things will be easy. It's the groups that'll getcha.
Willis (GM): one of the still garo finally stood up. It looked around trying to get a grasp of its surroundings
Jillian watched the risen Garo without even realizing she was holding her breath
Chaos: got behind cover and waited for what would happen next with weapon in hand
Willis (GM): another garo soon rose
Darem: Welcome back among the living!
Darem slammed his fists together again
Willis (GM): the two garo looked over at Darem confused
Darem: Let's see for how long!
Willis (GM): the garo tilted its head
Jillian: Maybe we can convince them we're on their side. I mean those skull guys thought you were one of them
Jillian whispered to Chaos
Darem waited patiently for the garo to make the first move, a large grin spread across his face.
Willis (GM): the garo, not sure what to do, picked up two swords and kept them ready in front of it
the second one lifted up a spear
Chaos: maybe
Jillian: Worth a shot
Chaos: they seem confused. I'm not sure they speak the same language
Jillian: Are we sure they speak?
Willis (GM): a third Garo stood up off the ground
Jillian: Shit.
Darem: We either need to make the first move or wait for them to pounce.
Either way the result's the same.
Willis (GM): the third garo pulled out some shuriken and held them up
Chaos: maybe they're biding their time till more of their friends wake up
Darem charged at the third one, slamming his body into it.
Rabby: You need to go over when we enter combat
Willis (GM): well you just attacked so we're in combat
Rabby: Do I need to roll for initiative?
Willis (GM): you're at the top
this garo failed his dodge
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
1
)
+3
=
4
fuq
Willis (GM): the garo jumped back before being hit
now Jordan and I gotta roll initiatives
Darem: Can't just sit back and let prepare then can we?
Jordan H.:
rolling d20
(
20
)
=
20
a second time in a row?
awww yeah this is gonna be one of those nights
Willis (GM): well anyway Jillian gets next action
you can move up to 30 feet and do an action
each square is 5
Jordan H.: do I have a weapon? I don't remember
Willis (GM): check your handouts
Jordan H.: oh yeah I have a club and a sword
Rabby: Roll20 fights make me think of fire emblem.
Next turn?
Willis (GM): well it's Jillian
she can go now or delay
Jordan H.: I moved her
she doesn't have a ranged weapon
Willis (GM): you can move further than that if you want
each square is 5 feet so
Jordan H.: and her speed is 30
oh I'm silly
Jillian swings at this Garo's head with her club
Willis (GM): rooll
Jillian:
rolling 20
20
=
20
Jordan H.: THREE IN A ROW
Rabby: This
is bullshit
Officially.
Willis (GM): well uh
critical hit
roll the d6
Jillian:
rolling 6
6
=
6
Willis (GM): welp
Jordan H.: fucking
best
Rabby: Jordan you're banned from DnD
For drophacking
Jordan H.: I can't do it on purpose
Willis (GM): is nutty
when rolling initiatives I got a 3, 2, 3, and 3
anywaaays
Jordan H.: this is fantastic
Willis (GM): The garo was smashed in the head and fell over
Darem: Haha nice.
Willis (GM): the wooden mask on its face had a large crack now
Jillian: Thank you.
Willis (GM): The garo in front of Darem leaped backwards and threw a shuriken at him
but Darem was able to avoid it with only a few hairs getting cut
The garo next to the one who was thoroughly smashed jabbed at Jillian with its spear
Jordan H.: reflex roll?
Willis (GM): nope it's just if it beats your ac
it scraped her arm with its spearhead (2 damage )
Jordan H.: k
Jillian: yow! Why you!
Willis (GM): the next garo spent its turn standing back up and readying its swords again
Chaos fired a shot out of energy out of his hand
Willis (GM): The spear garo leaped out of the way of the blast and looked towards Chaos confused
the fourth Garo throwed a shuriken at Chaos but missed
Back to Darem's turn
Darem: Darem charged forward again and swung at the Garo.
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
12
)
+3
=
15
Willis (GM): you hit
Rabby:
rolling 1d6
(
5
)
=
5
Willis (GM): Darem managed to punch the Garo in the stomach as it reeled back
Jillian's turn
Jordan H.: gonna hit the same one!
Willis (GM): do et
Jordan H.:
rolling 20
20
=
20
Willis (GM): what is this
Jordan H.: am I doing something?
Willis (GM): I don't even
oh wait
wait
wait
wait
you need to type /roll 1d20
Willis (GM): if you just type /roll 20
rolling 20
20
=
20
rolling 20
20
=
20
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20
(
12
)
=
12
Willis (GM):
rolling 20
20
=
20
Jordan H.: oooooooooh
Rabby facepalms
Willis (GM): you were literally telling it to roll a 20
anyways, you don't hit
The garo dodges the swing
Jordan H.: good to know
Willis (GM): neeext
Garo 1 takes a stab at Darem
Rabby: garo pls
Willis (GM): he hit bitch
2 damage from stab
okay
Rabby: k
Willis (GM): two swords is gonna two sword jillian
it takes the first swing, but Jillian is able to maneuver out of the way
the second sword nicks her on the shoulder for 2 damage
Rabby: rekt
Willis (GM): spear garo runs over and stabs at Chaos
Chaos moves out of the way while shifting his posture to face both opponents
another Garo stands up
Darem's turn
Jillian: They're multiplying!
Darem Swings his elbow into the hooded figures face
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
7
)
+3
=
10
Willis (GM): doesn't hit
The garos ducks down to avoid the hit
Jillian
Jillian:
rolling 1d20
(
10
)
=
10
Rabby: Are you adding modifiers?
Jillian: what should I be adding?
Willis (GM): +1
since all your modifiers are the exact same
also your base attack bonus
Jillian: so 7?
Willis (GM): yes
Jillian:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
12
)
+7
=
19
Willis (GM): you hit him
roll damage
Rabby: I've been forgetting bab
Jillian:
rolling 1d6
(
1
)
=
1
Willis (GM): well he absorbed most of the hit
make a spot check guis
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 2
(
17
)
+2
=
19
Willis (GM): you notice the large garo's red coating is starting to crack
Jillian: This can't be good!
Willis (GM): jo if you roll 15 or higher you notice too
brb gotta pee
Jillian:
rolling 1d20
(
1
)
=
1
wow
Willis (GM): you don't notice shit
also back
Rabby: ayyyyyy lmao
Darem: Hrm?
Darem looked over at the larger Garo as it began to crack.
Darem: Uhhh. Guys?
Jillian: What is it?
Willis (GM): The garo in front of Darem slashed at him, but Darem's movement as he looked over at the larger garo put him out of the way and caused the garo to fail and fall on his face
Chaos: what?
Darem: The one I took the gem from might be angry.
Darem points
Jillian looks
Chaos: That doesn't surprise me
Jillian barely managed to dodged the sword swinging next to her
Darem: You shoulda said something before hand then!
Chaos: It was his gem. I figured it was a given
Willis (GM): Chaos avoided the spear stab and shrugged off a shuriken hitting his side
Chaos: he hit the Garo in front of him hard with the mace he wielded
the next garo came up behind darem and slashed at his back, but couldn't break through the rocks
Darem's turn
zdxfghdf
Jillian: ...
Willis (GM): uuuuh he delaus
*delays
you go
Darem: um
Jordan H.: I'm gonna beat this Garo down!
rolling 1d20 +7
(
13
)
+7
=
20
Willis (GM): roll damage
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d6
(
6
)
=
6
Willis (GM): you club it down
it drops its swords and falls back over
Jillian: yes!
Willis (GM): the next garo swings at darem and misses. The spear garo takes a jab at Chaos and misses as well. Third garo throws a star at Chaos and hits him again harder than last time. The last garo attacks Darem and hits for 3
back stabbed
Darem turn
Jillian: ...
Willis (GM): ...
Darem still focuses on the one in front of him, throwing a punch
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
4
)
+3
=
7
Willis (GM): YOU EMEEEEES
IT AVOIDS YA AGAIN
Jillian: I got your back Darem!
Willis (GM): yep Jillian turn
Jillian swings her club at the Garo behind Darem
Jillian:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
18
)
+7
=
25
Willis (GM): you hit him
Jillian:
rolling 1d6
(
5
)
=
5
Willis (GM): you clunked it
it did not expect a hit from the back
it's a little dizzy, but shakes it off
the garo then stabs at Jillian who barely manages to block with her club
The garo in front of Chaos stabs at him and hits em
Chaos grabbed the Garo in front of him by the face and surged his hand with energy
Willis (GM): the garo behind darem stabbed at him again for 4 damage
it hopped right on his back
stab stab stab
Jillian: oh no you don't!
Willis (GM): this one btw
the last garo, out of stars, ran up and pulled out a knife
Darem's turn
Darem brought his hands together and raised him above his head, before swinging them down on top of the Garo.
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
14
)
+3
=
17
rolling 1d8
(
7
)
=
7
rolling 1d8
(
6
)
=
6
rolling 1d6
(
5
)
=
5
That one
Willis (GM): wait what
Rabby: Accidentally rolled two d8s
Last one is d6
Willis (GM): and you're hitting which one?
Rabby: The one not currently on my back
Thought it would be hilarious if I hit both
Willis (GM): okay
Rabby: One on the upswing, one on the downswing
Willis (GM): you hit him hard
he's barely standing
Rabby: GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOUTTA HERE
Jillian swings her club at the one on Darem's back.
Willis (GM): it's kinda out of your reach
Jordan H.: better?
Willis (GM): you'd have to move around the one in front of you, which can provoke an attack of opportunity
but he missed so whatever
Jordan H.: fine!
good?
Willis (GM): yes
Jordan H.: can I hit this guy now?
Willis (GM): yes
Jillian:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
6
)
+7
=
13
Jillian rolls 19.01 for initiative.
what?
ignore that
Willis (GM): you didn't hit em
he's a slippery one climbing around the goron's back
Jillian: Hold still Darem, I'm trying to knock this one off your back
Darem: You try standin' still with someone stabbin' ya!
Jillian: I'm not the one with that problem here!
Darem: Glad we understand each other!
Willis (GM): the garo in front of darem threw a knife at him, but missed. hHe wasn't seeing straight
the spear garo tried to break free from Chaos' grasp, but failed
Chaos held the garo as a shield to guard himself from the other one
the garo on darem's back stabbed again but hit rock this time
Rabby: The audacity of this nigga
Willis (GM): you started it
Darem's turn
Darem gives one last punch to the Garo in front of him
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
7
)
+3
=
10
Rabby: FUCK
Willis (GM): the garo avoids the hit
Jillian next
Jillian: Hold still, I got him this time!
rolling 1d20 +7
(
20
)
+7
=
27
rolling 1d6
(
4
)
=
4
Willis (GM): you clubbed em good!
Jordan H.: Off Darem's back?
Willis (GM): yep
Jordan H.: yus!
Willis (GM): critical knocked em off
Jillian: Gotcha now bitch!
Willis (GM): spot checks
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 2
(
9
)
+2
=
11
Willis (GM): you don't notice anything
Jillian: what's that one again?
Willis (GM): yours are all +1 anyways
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +1
(
3
)
+1
=
4
Willis (GM): all you're paying attention to is how good you clubbed that guy. You're very proud of that
Rabby: 2gud
wow
such club
Willis (GM): oooh critical garo
the garo in front slashes darem for 6
Rabby: Who turn
Chaos?
Willis (GM): right
well the one that's getting its face burned
it can't break free
Rabby: Good
Willis (GM): chaos released the garo and kicked it into the one behind it
the garo that fell off darem's back turned around and stabbed Jillian for 2
Jordan H.: Ow! Why you!
Rabby: meeee?
Willis (GM): yes
Jordan H.: gaaaah!
Jillian: Ow! Why you!
Darem tackled the Garo in front of him
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
6
)
+3
=
9
Rabby: This
is
bullshit
Willis (GM): bahaha
this garo got his second wind
Jillian swings her club at the Garo in front of her
Jillian:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
2
)
+7
=
9
Willis (GM): no dice
it avoided the club
okay
OH MY GOD
Rabby: ok
Willis (GM): the garo in front of darem got another critical
Jillian: Hey now, you be careful Darem.
Willis (GM): lucky he rolled a 1 so 2 damage on Darem. It really stings I guess
the garo attacks Chaos and misses horribly
the next garo attacks Jillian
and misses horribly
Chaos finishes off one garo with a hard swing
Darem's turn
Willis (GM): ...
Jillian: left again?
Willis (GM): .....
you go
Rabby: Sorry
Willis (GM): someone go
Darem tries to punch the Garo in front of him again
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
6
)
+3
=
9
Willis (GM): welp
this is like, your third nine
Jillian: I'm gonna swing at this one I've been clubbing.
rolling 1d20 +7
(
6
)
+7
=
13
Willis (GM): didn't hit
he's on to your clubbing ways
okay the garo in front is gonna stab darem again
he missed this time though
Chaos swung and missed the garo next to him
the garo attacking jillian attacks again!
Willis (GM): he hits!
for 2!
new garo attacking Darem
rolled a 1
Jillian: they're multiplying again!
Willis (GM): drops his sword
SUDDENLY
a large crack is heard
the red coating around the largest garo falls off him like cracked ice
Jillian: Oh fuck!
Willis (GM): it releases the pole it was holding and long bird like mask forms on its face
the garo stands tall and looks around him
Darem: What...What's that now?
Garo Master: At last...
Darem tried to hide his stomach from the view of the new being
Chaos: The garo stopped fighting to look over at the resurrected
shieeeet
Willis (GM): The garo stopped fighting to look over at the resurrected
Garo Master raises his sword in the air and swings it around
Willis (GM): more and more garo started moving around.
Jillian: We got trouble!
Garo Master speaks to the other garo with his arms raised
Darem: This isn't trouble! This is just a challenge!
We can get em!
Garo Master raises both his swords in the air and points them in the direction the party came from
Willis (GM): smoke starts coming out from the party's feet as the Garo all start to flee in the direction they came
Darem: Hey!
HEY!
Come back!
Jillian: We should probably leave.
Darem: Grrrr...
Chaos: seems they have other matters to atend to
*attend
Jordan H.: Are they heading towards the Stalfos?
Darem: Whaddya you want?
Willis (GM): is your stummy exposed or are you hiding it?
?
?
?
Rabby: Showing.
Garo Master: Ah, you found the gem
Darem: Huh? You understand us?
Garo Master: It's not my first language, but yes
I take it you're the ones who freed us?
Darem: uhhh... Maybe
Garo Master: you dispelled the magic from the gem
in an unusual way it looks like...
Darem: You're....welcome?
Garo Master: I will be needing it back though
Jillian: You'll probably have to wait a while.
Willis (GM): as you're talking, one of the Garo next to the master taps Darem's stomach
in the next moment the remains of the gem come flying up Darem's throat and out his mouth
Darem coughs intensely, unable to talk for a bit
Garo Master looks at Chaos
Garo Master: you dress like us, but you aren't one of us
Chaos: I've been getting that a lot...
Darem: Poser.
Chaos glares
Darem coughs up, chuckling between each breath
Jillian: He's with us. The Stalfos guys mistook him for you and sent us in here.
Darem grabs Jillian's mouth.
Darem: Ahaha. ignore that
Garo Master: stalfos? So they're still around...
I would have figured reinforcements would have arrived by now to wipe them out
...why are you here?
Jillian: mmmf mfff!
Willis (GM): mmf?
Jordan H.: Darems got his hand over her mouth
Willis (GM): oh haha
Darem: Exploration. I heard voices earlier. Figured we check em out.
Willis (GM): roll for bluff
Rabby: It's kind of not a bluff
Not the whole truth
But not a bluff
Willis (GM): weeeeeeeeell oooooooookay
Jordan H.: You don't think they'd be in to helping us at all?
really?
Rabby: They're Garo who are trying to erradicate the skeletals
I'm pretty sure
Willis (GM): heh heh
Jordan H.: I mean, we just revived him and his underlings attacked us, Jillian feels like we're owed a favor
but sooooooomeone has to cover her mouth
Garo Master: hmmm.. I see
Jordan H.: besides, now they're going to go after the Stalfos guys and Fist and Reina are with them
Darem: And what are you planning to do?
Garo Master: there's also a huge gate blocking the canyon exit
Darem: Now that you're all alive again
Garo Master: shieeeet
Willis (GM): there's also that thing I just said
Garo Master: we're going to finish the fight
Darem: The fight's finished ain't it?
Look around at these stalfos
Garo Master: you've awakened the whole canyon
Darem: H...Huh?
Garo Master: not everyone was defeated when we were sealed. Many were merely sleeping
Rabby: MERELY PRETENDING
Garo Master: Once Keeta started that forbidden magic I stole the cursed gem to stop it
but the curse worked fast and sealed everyone in the canyon
Darem: brb
Chaos: kbro
Darem: But...Then who were the voices?
Garo Master: I don't know
perhaps spirits who died in battle but were sealed within the canyon before they could pass on?
I must move on now
There is much to do
Darem: Where will you go now?
Garo Master: To find the other gem
Darem: Huh? What will that do?
Garo Master: Finish the fight
Jillian: How?
Garo Master vanishes in smoke with his companions
Darem: That was ominous.
Jillian: Well we have a helmet to look for
Chaos: we do
Jillian: We better pick up the pace, if they get out of here before we do we might get caught in the crossfires.
Chaos: which way now?
Chaos looks around
Chaos: we're getting deeper to the garo side of the field
Jillian: Then maybe we should head back.
Darem crossed his arms and nodded
Willis (GM): back we go!
lotsa fighting when you return
Jillian:
Maybe we can sneak around
Chaos: they seem occupied
Darem: We shouldn't have to bug them. This might make finding the helmet easier though
Chaos: The master didn't seem hostile, but I'm not sure he remembered to tell his people we weren't enemies
stay on guard
Jillian: mhm
Chaos sneaks by as quiet as a mouse
Willis (GM): critical sneaks
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
5
)
+1
=
6
welp
Sneaky
Jillian:
rolling 1d20 +1
(
16
)
+1
=
17
Willis (GM): run fer it
Darem rolls up into a ball
Darem takes off
Darem: VROOM
Willis (GM): the large armored stalfos notices you!
but you're vrooming too much
too the road!
ya know what I'll speed us through to the next point
Jillian: k
Rabby: coolio
Willis (GM): no wait
wrong
the fighting was blocking off large ways through the area. You detour through different paths and squeeze through a tight space in one of the areas you visited prior
you finally arrive in an area where the dead shit aint walking yet
Darem: Huh. Pretty empty here.
Jillian: I like it
Chaos: it seems not everyone got the message to wake up yet
Darem: Well then we better take this opportunity huh?
Chaos: hm...
Jillian: ooooh this looks bad
Willis (GM): better get looking before they wake up
Jillian: spot check big skelton
Darem: pfft
Jillian:
rolling 1d20 +1
(
10
)
+1
=
11
Willis (GM): you can just take 20 to search him
Jillian:
rolling 1d20
(
19
)
=
19
Jordan H.: better?
Willis (GM): taking 20 means you don't have to roll
Jillian: oh
Jordan H.: she's searching the big skelton
Willis (GM): you see a massive hammer by its side
Rabby: It's a big fucking skeleton
Darem tries to pick up the hammer
Willis (GM): strength roll
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
5
)
+3
=
8
Rabby: fawliss
Willis (GM): wow that's a mighty big hammer
honestly it seems a little small for this skeleton
you lift it up, but it's kind of hard to keep steady.
Darem: Can I keep it?
Chaos: maybe, but I'm not sure
Jillian: Are you going to be able to use it?
Darem: Maybe if I spin around...
Darem tries to spin around to swing it
Chaos points to the helmet on top of the skeleton
Willis (GM): you start spinning like crazy
you feel like a deadly spinning top
Rabby: With the hammer?
Jillian: is that it? Hey watch it!
Willis (GM): yes with the hammer
Rabby: Fuck yes
Darem stops
Darem: Hahaha! Toldja!
Willis (GM): suddenly the hammer shrinks
wrong word
grows bigger
I'm a moron
expands
fuck
Rabby: It does the thing
Darem: Awww.
Darem drops the hammer.
Chaos: they could have mentioned that their Captain was a giant
Jillian: might have been helpful.
as long as he doesn't wake up it's fine
Darem: We probably should've assumed.
Seeing how all of the leaders seem to be chosen by size around here.
Chaos: it might be hard to argue the position with this one
Darem: Hah. Fair enough.
Darem walked up to the skeleton.
Jillian: let's just get its helmet and go.
Darem: Hey Jillian, Jump on my back and see if you can reach.
Jillian: Okay.
Jillian climbs on Darem's back
Rabby: thanks
Chaos: um... acrobatics
shieeeeet
Willis (GM): roll for climb or something
+1
Jillian:
rolling 1d20 +1
(
15
)
+1
=
16
Willis (GM): you get on his ribcage and manage to climb it like a ladder
Rabby: PFFT
I was confused
I thought you meant Darem's
I was about to object
Willis (GM): lolno
you hear a humming similar to when the garo woke up
Darem: C'moooooon. What now?
Jillian: oh no!
Willis (GM): the captain's eyes start to glow
Darem: Jillian! Get down from there!
Jillian: Shit shit shit I gotta get down from here!
Darem: Jump!
Jillian: catch me!
Jillian jumps
Darem held his arms out
Rabby: does we roll
Willis (GM): roll to catch
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 2
(
15
)
+2
=
17
yesyesyes
Keeta starts to move his boney hands
Willis (GM): you caught her like a movie
Keeta stands up slowly and rumbles
Darem: Woah. Hi.
How're you?
Keeta yawns
Keeta: my bones are so stiff
Darem: Being asleep for years will do that.
Darem laughs
Keeta pauses and points at Darem
Keeta: STATUS SOLDIER!
Darem salutes
Darem: Fine sir! A few cuts and bruises, but nothing I can't handle!
Jillian whispers
Darem: Er...If you know what cuts and bruises are...haha.
Jillian: I don't think that's what hemeans
Darem: Oh?
Keeta: About time reinforcements arrived
Darem: Been waiting for awhile huh?
Darem looks around
Darem: Where are your other soldiers?
Keeta: good question
Oh yeah!
The spell I cast needed time so I fled to a calmer area of the battlefield that had already been ravaged
most everything here should be deader than dead
Darem: Let's hope it stays that way...
Keeta: How much of the canyon have you seen?
Chaos: we've seen a fair bit just searching for you
Keeta: Then it worked right? The Garo have been vanquished!
Darem: Err... about that.
The spell you cast has kind of been dispelled.
Isn't that why you'd be awake now?
Chaos: yeah, but if you used the green gem then only us Ikana soldiers should be awake
shieeet
Keeta: yeah, but if you used the green gem then only us Ikana soldiers should be awake
Willis (GM): too many characters
Rabby: Too much fuck
Darem: Well...
I might've found a different gem before that...
Keeta: was it... red?
Darem: ...It was red...ish...?
Keeta: crap. I thought I buried that damn thing
Keeta grabs his hammer and waves it in the air.
Willis (GM): suddenly the hammer grows massive
Darem: ...Neat.
Jillian: You're needed deeper in the canyon, Captain.
the Garo reinforcements are strong!
Keeta: I gotta get to that green gem before he does!
Darem: Let us help!
Darem slammed his fists together.
Jordan H.: fucking Darem
Keeta: do you still have the red gem?
Darem: No....But we can help get it back!
Jordan H.: we were almost out man, this isn't even our war!
Darem: I messed up. But I can fix it!
Chaos: The purple Garo took it
Rabby: We weren't almost out
Nigga
Keeta: Then he'll be able to find the other one in no time!
Rabby: Do you think we could take a helmet and then be like, "Your captain's alive." and still leave
Keeta: wait wait wait wait
Keeta glares at Chaos
Chaos: 'T_T
Jillian: He's had a change of heart, he's on your side.
Rabby: Why hasn't jillian had to roll a bluff
Willis (GM): she does now
Jordan H.: Do you think we had to tell them their captain was alive
Jillian:
rolling 1d20 +1
(
12
)
+1
=
13
Jordan H.: All she's really bluffing about is him even being a Garo, this is stuff he said to the other Stalfos earlier
Rabby: I think that score's fine
Keeta: aint never seen a trustworthy Garo before
Darem: First for everything, right?
Chaos sighs
Chaos: maybe this will change your mind
Chaos gets right up in Keeta's space and momentarily, takes a deep breath, lifts his mask up and then puts it back on quickly
Keeta: ...
Darem whispers to Jillian
Darem: He can do that?
Jillian whispers back
Jillian: I didn't think so
Chaos exhales
Darem: Well how about that?
Keeta: well uh, no they don't look like that
Darem puts his hands on his hips
Jillian whispers again
Jillian: why didn't he do that earlier?
Darem whispers back
Darem: Maybe the other stalfos haven't seen an actual Garo before?
Keeta: bit rough around the edges, but you aint half bad looking
Darem: Stroke his ego more please
Jordan H.: All the ego
ooooh so ruggedly handsom
Chaos: ...can we please move on
Rabby: Chaos confirmed marty stu made in the image of will
Darem: Sure
Any idea where the gem would be, sir?
Willis (GM): if you saw his true face you'd go- oh she left
Jordan H.: hm?
Willis (GM): or not
Rabby: wut
Willis (GM): whatever
Rabby: why did your picture go away
You'd go?
Willis (GM): straight :P
Jordan H.: I am straight?
Rabby: Oh Jillian
Willis (GM): Jillian would
Jordan H.: oh
no
Willis (GM): is joke
Rabby: Over your head Jordan
Gj
Jordan H.: no she wouldn't
Willis (GM): will save ;3
Jordan H.:
rolling 20
20
=
20
Rabby: NO
D20
Not just 20
Willis (GM): hahaha
Jordan H.: she's still into girls it seems
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 1
(
2
)
+1
=
3
Darem's had a wife and a child and he'd tap it
Willis (GM): 20 don't win the day against things when levels go up
modifiers can make things roll well over 20 every time o3o
Jordan H.: what are you maxed out in beauty?
Rabby: Maxed out in sexual appeal and masculinity
Willis (GM): who knows. His face is a mystery
Jordan H.: it wouldn't turn Jillian straight
Willis (GM): I honestly don't even have a constant face for him
I never can decide
Rabby: Would it turn Jillian bi
hurr
Anywho
Let's continue
Jordan H.: so cocky
Willis (GM): just an average scarred up dude. Not that pretty
anyways
Jillian snickers at the comment about Chaos' looks
Keeta: I gotta move! Are ya coming soldiers?
Darem: Yes sir!
You remember where the other gem is?
Keeta: of course!
Darem: Then lead the way!
Jillian: We'll follow your lead, sir!
Keeta: HOP ON
Keeta kneels down
Jillian: oh...
Jillian climbs in the ribcage
Darem: Uh. Sure you can support me boss?
Keeta: I AM CAPTAIN KEETA! I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Keeta waves his massive hammer in the air
Jillian: that's the spirit!
Chaos climbs onto Keeta's back
Darem climbs onto a foot
Darem holds on tight
Keeta climbs up a canyon wall and jumps down the other side
Fist glances at the canyon and sees a giant skeleton leaping by shouting "yahooo!"
Fist: o_o
Reina: Is that who I think it is?
Rabby: boooooo
Reina: riding on a giant skeleton?
Willis (GM): they'd probably be too far off to tell
Jordan H.: Darem is sticking to his foot
like a bone tumor
Fist: I gotta miss all the fun >_>
Rabby: More importantly, wouldn't the skeletals notice
Thanks mr skeletal
Willis (GM): BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM
the skeletons are incompetent
Rabby: Join the clu
club*
Jordan H.: case in point
Willis (GM): skeleton 1: god I'm SO BORED
skeleton 2: Guarding prisoners sucks. Why'd we get left behind by the canyon where NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
they say with their backs turned away from the canyon
anyways
Reina laughs
Darem: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Darem lets go of the foot
Keeta: it should be buried around here....
Rabby: The jukebox is changing
Am scared
Willis (GM): you stand in a small boxed off area of the canyon
Darem: Good hiding spot.
Willis (GM): I thought to change it because it's been going for hours
Darem: No one would wanna look here.
Willis (GM): not that I can hear it >_>
Jillian: heh
Rabby: HOMETOWN REP WHAT WHAT
Darem starts digging around, helping to look for the gem
Willis (GM): roll
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
7
)
+3
=
10
Strength?
Willis (GM): no
you just don't quite see it where you are
Darem: Hm
Darem digs more
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
6
)
+3
=
9
Willis (GM): nawp
Darem: Hmmmmm
Darem digs
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 3
(
10
)
+3
=
13
Willis (GM): you found it
Rabby: Really?
Willis (GM): yeah
Rabby: @.@
Darem finds something shiny.
Jillian: Nice job Darem.
Darem picks it up.
Darem: This boss?
Keeta: excellent!
Willis (GM): suddenly smoke appears in front of you
OH NO WHAT AN EXPECTED TWIST
Rabby: No one forsaw this
foresaw*
Darem curls up into a ball, holding the gem close to his body
Darem: Nope. Can't have.
Garo Master: Do not give this fool that gem
Jillian: or what?
Garo Master: you'd only be fueling their corrupt and ignorant lifestyle
the Ikana people meddle in things beyond their understanding simply for control
he put a curse on this place hardly knowing a damn thing about it! So many spirits trapped in these walls
Keeta: You invaded us you jackass
Darem: Dunno bout you guys, but I'm more inclined to side with the giant skeleton
An added bonus that he's awesome
Keeta: you are not worthy of the stone tower's power
shit
fuck
Garo Master: YOU ARE NOT WOOooroorthy of the stone tower's power
Willis (GM): tooomanyfuchs
Rabby: I'm a shit fuck
Confirmed
Garo Master: you spend everything protecting your precious royal family and never thought about the commoners in your land.
my land is poor! We need the powers of this land. Unlike you, we know how to wield it properly! We can use it for all of our people!
Chaos: save the sob story
Chaos fires a shot of energy at the master
Darem: If you can use the land better for your people, then you shouldn't be destroying it with traps and dirty tricks.
You picked a battle you couldn't win.
Garo Master leaps away from the shot
Rabby: Does Chaos still have a pouch or something?
Or Jillian?
Garo Master: we were winning before that curse came down and we still have more forces in the canyon!
Rabby: A fist fighter with a fist full of gem isn't gonna help much
Garo Master: you merely delayed your demise Keeta
Willis (GM): he does
well, he has cargo pants
many pockets
Rabby: Yeah chaos is definitely a self insert
Garo Master pulls out his swords as they ignite in flames
Rabby: You and your affiliation for cargo pants
Willis (GM): I give everyone cargo pants
Darem rolls over towards Chaos
Darem: I'll give this to you. I know you won't let them get their hands on it.
Willis (GM): Serah, Celeste, Chaos, Desmond, Demondude I can never settle on a name for
they all have a shitload of pockets
Chaos: right
Chaos puts the gem away
Darem: Let's do this then!
C'mon Keeta! We got this
Willis (GM): roll initiative guis
time to finish da fight
Darem: Darem rolls 17.01 for initiative.
Rabby: Wher'e'd jordan vanish to
Willis (GM): hope she didn't dose off at the climax
Jillian: Jillian rolls 17.01 for initiative.
Rabby: Dem rolls
Willis (GM): yowza
roll again
Rabby: Darem rolls 14.01 for initiative.
Jillian: Jillian rolls 21.01 for initiative.
Willis (GM): Jillian first
then Chaos
Then darem
then the master
Jillian: I'll let you take the master, Keeta!
Willis (GM): then his special garo and then keeta and then the normal garo
you're up
Jillian:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
7
)
+7
=
14
Jordan H.: hitting this guy with my club
Willis (GM): barely missed
the garo blocks with his blade
Chaos attacks the spooky garo with his mace and misses as it floats up above him
Chaos: great. These ones fly
Darem: Nothing we haven'
t handled before, eh?
Chaos: after a dragon, I s'pose not
Willis (GM): you're up rock man
Darem swings both of his fists at the Master
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 11
(
6
)
+11
=
17
Willis (GM): didn't hit
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 6
(
9
)
+6
=
15
Willis (GM): he glides back and avoids the blows
Rabby: Trying the double hit thing
both T.T
Willis (GM): then you'd take a -2 penalty on both
Rabby: -2 to hit or to damage?
Willis (GM): to hit
Rabby: Oh.
Okay
Willis (GM): the master leaps up at keeta and starts slashing at him with magical fires
the first spooky garo clasps his hands together
the second spooky garo shoots fire at Chaos
he hits
Chaos reels back in pain
Chaos: gah!
Willis (GM): okay sooo two garo attack Darem
one misses horribly and the other criticals with his sword
take 8 damage
Darem: Tch.
Willis (GM): the next garo attacks Chaos and slashes his side as he's shielding himself from the fire
the next two attack Jillian
one misses and she knocks out of the way with her club
Rabby: can I only double hit one target? Or can I hit one and then another?
Willis (GM): yeah you can do that
I'm pretty sure
Keeta needs to go
he brings down his hammer fast
the master leaps out of the way however
Keeta swings again to the side
Willis (GM): the master leaps up over the hammer
Jillian's turn
Rabby: jillian
Willis (GM): wowowowowowowowowowofsioe]
Jordan H.: hitting the same one again
rolling 1d20 +7
(
6
)
+7
=
13
Willis (GM): you didn't get em
Chaos: I'm starting to really hate fire
Darem: Noted
Chaos grabs the Garo behind him and holds him up as a shield
Chaos: let's try this again
Willis (GM): you're up Darem
Darem hits the spook garo, and then kicks at the other Garo to his right
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 9
(
12
)
+9
=
21
Willis (GM): you hit it
Darem:
rolling 1d6
(
6
)
=
6
rolling 1d20 + 4
(
5
)
+4
=
9
Willis (GM): you hit the spook from an angle it didn't expect and it floats up higher
the other one was kicked in a very unpleasant place
Darem: Wait
I hit the second one?
Willis (GM): oh my b I thought that was damage
never mind
you missed that one
the first spook continues having its hands clasped
the second spook shoots a magic bolt at Darem
he misses however
Willis (GM): the master continues leaping around fighting the captain like Attack on Titan or some shit
the garo attack Darem and barely misses his attack
the same situation for Chaos
one manages to hit Jillian for 2 damage
via knife
now we're back to Jillian
Darem: Keeta
Willis (GM): he's still fighting the master alone so don't worry about it
Darem: Okay
Jordan H.: hitting at the one who hot Jillian
rolling 1d20 +7
(
18
)
+7
=
25
Willis (GM): you hit em
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d6
(
4
)
=
4
Willis (GM): You clunk em nice and hard for that blow
it felt like it was twice as hard as his hit
Chaos kept his grip on his hostage as he shot energy at the spook
the spook took some damage before it managed to put up a shield to block the rest of the damage
Darem: ;em turned to the Garo on his right and lashed out at it twice.
fuq
Darem turned to the Garo on his right and lashed out at it twice
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 9
(
5
)
+9
=
14
Rabby: No?
Willis (GM): barely no
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 4
(
10
)
+4
=
14
welp
Continue
Willis (GM): oh wait wait wait I'm an idiot
I forgot you second BAB
you don't take penalties for those
you take the penalties for doing two attacks per attack action
Rabby: So wait.
What?
So for my second attack I don't lose 2?
Willis (GM): not unless you do two attacks in one attack action
I think
Rabby: How many attack actions do I have?
Willis (GM): one for each BAB
you have two
Rabby: Oh sweet
So I don't lose anything?
Well then both of those are 16
Willis (GM): no you hit em then
Rabby:
rolling 1d6
(
6
)
=
6
rolling 1d6
(
4
)
=
4
Willis (GM): you powed him back
he looks pretty hurt
Darem: Haha!
Willis (GM): the garo attack back!
one hits for 3
stabby stabby
the next swings at Chaos and fails horribly
probs cause he's grappled
the next two attack Jillian and fail
Willis (GM): rough
the second spook starts charging
Jillian turn
Jordan H.: swinging at the same one again
rolling 1d20 +7
(
12
)
+7
=
19
Willis (GM): got em
Jordan H.: roll 1d6
rolling 1d6
(
6
)
=
6
Willis (GM): jo you get two attacks at this level too
Jordan H.: oh
Willis (GM): you hit em good again!
he's looking hurt
your next attack only has BAB of +1 though
Jordan H.: I'll swing at that one
rolling 1d20 +1
(
12
)
+1
=
13
Willis (GM): that one didn't hit
Chaos fires a shot again at the spook
it shrieks as it continues trying to charge
darem's turn!
Darem punches the Garo to his right twice to finish it off
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 11
(
7
)
+11
=
18
rolling 1d6
(
6
)
=
6
Rabby: Does that kill it
Willis (GM): yes
Rabby: Then can I change targets
Willis (GM): I guess
Darem spins around after dispatching one Garo and uppercuts the one behind him.
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 6
(
2
)
+6
=
8
Rabby: lolnope
Willis (GM): wa waaa
he was ready for you
the next garo attacks
Darem easily blocks!
The next garo can't get the fuck out of Chaos' death grip
Jillian continues to fend off the blows from two different directions!
Willis (GM): the first spook finally unleashes its attack
massive bindings come up front the ground snaring Keeta's arms
*from
Keeta: Wha?
Willis (GM): the second spook keeps charging
Jillian's turn
Jordan H.: Same one
rolling 1d20 +7
(
14
)
+7
=
21
rolling 1d6
(
1
)
=
1
Willis (GM): eh heh
Jordan H.: second one?
Willis (GM): sure
go for it
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +1
(
5
)
+1
=
6
ack
Willis (GM): sooo Chaos releases the Garo and jumps at the charging spook
YES
he bashes it in the gut
IT falls out of the air
Rabby: ded
Willis (GM): magic sparks come off its hands and fade away from the unfinished spell
Chaos turns to the one behind him and swings, hitting the garo in the back
It's on death's doorstep at this point
aka 1hp
DAREM TURN
Darem curls up and rolls towards to other spook
Darem uncurls and uses the jumping technique to jump up
Darem slams his fists down at the spook
Rabby: Taking -2 to attack because curling/uncurling is an attack thingy
Willis (GM): cool
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 9
(
5
)
+9
=
14
FUCK WHY
Willis (GM): you hit em
Rabby: OH
okay
rolling 1d6
(
5
)
=
5
Willis (GM): they're a lil lower cause they're fucking deadly
you got its attention with that stunt
Rabby: "Don't pull that nonsense again mister"
Willis (GM): the garo attacks Darem and misses
next attacks Chaos and mises
two attack Jillian and both fucking fail
spook shoots a bolt at Darem
misses
wow that was
Willis (GM): I guess they're losing their nerve or something
master's doing much better against keeta now
Rabby: I think
We chose the right side
Willis (GM): Jillian go
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
16
)
+7
=
23
rolling 1d6
(
1
)
=
1
second one
rolling 1d20 +1
(
14
)
+1
=
15
Willis (GM): your first one killed it
your second one can hit the other one
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d6
(
1
)
=
1
Willis (GM): you bruised it a lil
what's with your ones?
Jordan H.: I dunno
Rabby: She can't roll 20s on d6s so the computer doesn't know what to do
Willis (GM): I see
Chaos attacks the spook
and misses twice
DAREM GO
Rabby: Is the spook still in the sky
Or did I knock it down?
Willis (GM): he's not too high up[
Rabby: kk
Darem swings at the spook twice
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 11
(
12
)
+11
=
23
rolling 1d6
(
3
)
=
3
rolling 1d20 + 6
(
5
)
+6
=
11
Willis (GM): first hit
owies
Rabby: END TURN
Willis (GM): NEXT
GARo
GARo
ONE ATTACKS CAHOOOS
HE FAILS
NEXT ATTACKS DARUM
Willis (GM): HE FUCKS UP
one hits Jillian for 1
Rabby: MVP
Willis (GM): SPOOK shoots a lightning at Darem and Chaos and does 5 damage to each
Keeta shrinks his hammer down and chucks it at the Garo by darem, smashing its face
Jillian go
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
6
)
+7
=
13
Willis (GM): try agaim
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +1
(
15
)
+1
=
16
Willis (GM): got em
roll damage
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d6
(
2
)
=
2
Willis (GM): at least it aint one
he's almost ded
Chaos swung at the spook and it fell flat on its face
he really fucked up his next swing though
and fumbled so he's now flatfooted
DAREM TURN
Darem swings at the Garo in front of him
Darem: Hahaha! hopefully you'll stay dead this time!
rolling 1d20 + 11
(
8
)
+11
=
19
rolling 1d6
(
3
)
=
3
rolling 1d20 + 6
(
20
)
+6
=
26
rolling 1d6
(
4
)
=
4
Rabby: Shit talking helps rolls
Willis (GM): ded
Rabby: It's scientifically proven
Willis (GM): you clobbered him good
As the fight seems to die down the master leaps up and Stabs a sword right between Keeta's eyes
THROUGH DA BONE
Darem: Boss!
Willis (GM): Keeta falls on his back as the master pulls the blade back out and turns around
Chaos picks up a proper blade off the ground
Chaos: I'm much more comfortable with this
JILLIAN GO
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
15
)
+7
=
22
Chaos: YEEE
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d6
(
3
)
=
3
Chaos: DAMAGE
YOU KILLED IT
time to focus on the big one
shieeet
Willis (GM): whatevea
Chaos: Chaos swings twice but the master easily parries
fuck
Willis (GM): that thing I said but with this name
DAREM GO
Darem runs up and tackles the master, before throwing a jab to his midsection
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 11
(
13
)
+11
=
24
Willis (GM): hit
roll
Darem:
rolling 1d6
(
3
)
=
3
rolling 1d20 + 6
(
10
)
+6
=
16
Willis (GM): doesn't hit
the master swings at Chaos
HE HITS
Chaos takes a burning slash to his arm
the master then swings at Darem
he hits
Willis (GM): for 7
Rabby: Haha I'm nervous
Willis (GM): scaaaared?
Rabby: Maybe
Willis (GM): JILLIAN GO
I WOULD SUGGEST USING A SNEAK ATTACK
Jordan H.: I sneak on him
rolling 1d20 +1
(
10
)
+1
=
11
Willis (GM): doesn't hit
oh wait sneak
derp
he doesn't see you
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
18
)
+7
=
25
Willis (GM): sweet
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d6
(
1
)
=
1
Willis (GM): you get to roll an extra 4d6
Jordan H.: bah!
rolling 4d6
(
3
+
3
+
1
+
2
)
=
9
Willis (GM): so 10
Jordan H.: yus!
Willis (GM): well now he knows you're there
Garo Master: they train stealth well here
Darem: Sneakiest Goron around
Willis (GM): Chaos swings again and hits the master's side
DAREM GO
Darem throws a hook and follows up with a jab
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 11
(
1
)
+11
=
12
Rabby: hahahah
I'm such a failure
Darem:
rolling 1d20 + 6
(
12
)
+6
=
18
Willis (GM): you....
hit
Darem:
rolling 1d6
(
5
)
=
5
Willis (GM): the master is getting frustrated
Rabby: Flustrated?
Willis (GM): and so he starts moving his blades at high speeds making the fire look like real pretty red streams
Chaos takes a hit
Darem avoids it
Jillian avoids it
JILLIAN GO
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +7
(
6
)
+7
=
13
Willis (GM): nawp
try again
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +1
(
10
)
+1
=
11
Willis (GM): nawp
Jordan H.: you know the only person with a sharp weapon here is Chaos, we're basically standing round in a circle bludgioning a man to death
Willis (GM): you have a sword you just never pull it out
Jordan H.: a club is cooler!
Willis (GM): it does less damage :P
Rabby: It's not a mad
man*
Check your privilege
Willis (GM): Chaos fires a buncha energy at him
Rabby: Jordan roll a privilege check
Willis (GM): the master sparks and stumbles.
DAREM GO
Rabby takes the opportunity to try to grab the master from behind.
Rabby: darem
Whatever
This is d20 + what?
Hello?
Willis (GM): it's grapple
BAB +strength
Rabby: So 11
Willis (GM): yeh
Rabby:
rolling 1d20 + 11
(
11
)
+11
=
22
Willis (GM): got em
Rabby: Damage or no
uuuuh
Rabby: do
I
Garo Master: yes
Rabby:
rolling 1d6
(
3
)
=
3
Garo Master: kay
you hit em
the master ignites himself in flames
GET OFFA ME
Willis (GM): you take 2 damage
Rabby: Wait
Fire resistance
Willis (GM): hm?
Rabby: http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Gorons_(3.5e_Race)
20 bonus fire resistance
Willis (GM): okay
1 damage
Jillian gets to go now
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20
(
20
)
=
20
Willis (GM): CRITICAAAAAAAAAAAL
Rabby: OOOOOOOOOOOO
Jordan H.: =/roll 1d6
rolling 1d6
(
1
)
=
1
pfft
Willis (GM): YEAH TWO DAMAGE
good gravy
attack again
or...
Jordan H.:
rolling 1d20 +1
(
16
)
+1
=
17
rolling 1d6
(
6
)
=
6
Willis (GM): yowza
he's hurt pretty bad now
Garo Master: you...
Can't...
Garo Master goes limp
Darem punches him
Garo Master: GRAA
Darem: Whadda we do now?
Garo Master suddenly raises his sword and impales himself with it
Darem: Woah!
Garo Master turns red and starts humming again
Chaos: Back up!
Willis (GM): or don't!'
Rabby: We did
Willis (GM): did I lose connection to that part?
hmmm
I don't see it
well anyways
the master explodes in a heated explosion
explosivo
Rabby: bewmbewm
Chaos walks over and kicks the charred remains
Jillian: Yeah we did it!