Last Days

Subject: Last Days Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:18 am

SUMMARY

"This town will be wasted soon enough, Shamrock. The end is near. Goodbye, David."-Leader of a cult to Shamrock Helms/David Tennerfield

When an intergalactic being from Kitty's home dimension comes to Metroville to tell the citizens that they have three days to live, 4 humans and a cat will embark on a journey to stop this from happening.

Main Characters

Our 5 main characters are all workers at the Fourth Day Cafe & Photo Studio in downtown Metroville, the city of stories. The cafe/photo studio also doubles as their home. Think of all of them as more serious Go-Ongers.

Jordan- Based off of J somehow. She's a bit...out there. She's basically the cloudcuckoolander of the group. While that is factual, she does know when to put herself back into reality. Her best friend is Kitty, the flying, talking cat from another dimension. She always talks to him liker he's a brother. She's assistant manager of the Fourth Day Cafe & Photo Studio. Believe it or not, she's the Leader here.

Kik- Based off of Kikren somewhat, he's a bit of a slacker. But when he's not slacking off, he's working his ass off with various jobs to get out of working at the photo studio/cafe. With his various jobs, he gets angry pretty quickly. He usually ends up getting fired every job and is forced to work at the photo studio/cafe. He is pretty much the Lancer.

Kitty- Based off of Commander Catspirit in full stride, he is the cool cat mascot of the photo studio/cafe workers. He can talk, he can fly, he can manipulate people with his cuteness. What more do you want from him? Plus, he's also from another dimension where cats can talk and fly. Pretty much Jordan's best friend. He's 1/2 of the comic relief and is the Big Guy.

Trace- Based off of Trace-114/Florian. He's the Chick. He's basically the team mom here, too. He makes sure that everyone is safe, and that everyone has a clean pair of underwear. Except for Kitty. Cause he's a cat. Anyway, he cooks the meals, usually, and does the most of the housework. He's the one that makes the cafe part of the Fourth Day Cafe & Photo Studio. He is a nice guy. And manager.

Joey- Based off of yours truly. He's the comic relief to the story along with Kitty. He can't fight much. But he is really smart, but that's probably because he's Asian. He was an orphan living on the streets for the first 6 years of his life before he encountered Trace in a grocery store. Since then, the Fourth Day workers are pretty much the only family he has. He works the hardest as a service of gratitude to the workers. He's the Smart Guy photographer.

These 5 are Metroville's hope. They will be the ones to save them all from death, and in the end, they'll have a pie. We're doomed.

Subject: Re: Last Days Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:23 am

...you do know commander is my boyfriend right? I only talk to Darc like my brother and that's because he is.

Subject: Re: Last Days Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:00 am

Aww, I wasn't here to take part in the awesomeness!

Subject: Re: Last Days Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:36 pm

J wrote:: ...you do know commander is my boyfriend right? I only talk to Darc like my brother and that's because he is.

Wouldn't that be borderline bestiality? And anyway, oopsies.

Subject: Re: Last Days Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:45 am

CHAPTER 1

A NORMAL SUMMER MORNING

Metroville. The city of stories. Many stories were told here. One particular story was two detectives and a junior detective solving the mysteries of this city. They encountered shocks and religious cults. One time, the religious cult tried to kill the three and a fourth with the help of the whole city. Another story being one about a boy and his quest for toast, and he stopped an ongoing gang war between to former gangs of the town: The Scarves and The Tank Tops. But now it's time for a new story. A story about family, friendship, romance, male pregnancy, and thensome. Okay, maybe not the male pregnancy part, but you never know.

Our story begins with a Photo Studio/Cafe/Home. This is where our heroes reside. The Fourth Day Cafe & Photo Studio. Inside, breakfast is being made by Trace. Trace was a traveling photographer and chef until he found Metroville. He found an abandoned building that was about to be torn down. Using the money he earned, the money from the bank, and a $5 loan from his rich parents, he was able to buy the building. He then remodeled it into what it is today. He found 6 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms while cleaning the place. He did it all with the help of some construction friends. There was a grand opening on 4/4/04.

Trace today serves breakfasts for all the inhabitants of the house/cafe/photo studio. He is the surrogate mother to all of them all while being their roommate. He places the omelettes and condiments on the counter. Joey was playing solitaire on his laptop before helping out with setting the counter. He used to be a street kid before "meeting" Trace. Meeting being that he tried to steal Trace's wallet. Trace was nice enough to give him a room in the place.

After setting the table, Joey tripped over Jordan who was talking with Kitty. Jordan was the second inhabitant of Fourth Day. She had just finished college at 16 and needed a job. Why a genius needed a job, I don't know. After getting fired by many jobs and kicked out of her old apartment, she stumbled upon the photo studio/cafe. She went there for a coffee, and saw that Trace needed help handling the business by himself. She offered to help out. After the day was over, he gave her a job as a photographer. He then offered her a room, which she happily obliged to.

Jordan, now happier with life, looked at Joey. He had stumbled over a few chairs and was now rubbing his rump. "Are you okay?" She asks. He gets up while saying, "I'm fine." He puts the chair back where it was and goes back to solitaire. She turns back to Kitty. ""You should be used to his clumsiness by now. It's only been about 8 years." Kitty reminded her.

Kitty is a strange case. He is from another dimension where cats can talk amongst other powers. He's very wise yet very crazy. He first came to this dimension during a really bad storm. It was raining cats and dogs. According to him, a portal opened between the dimensions and numerous inhabitants from his dimension came here. Specifically, Metroville. He was the flirtiest cat ever. Just ask Jordan. When she and Trace found him, he was cold. Too cold to fly back with the rest of his friends back into the portal before it closed, and he was stuck here. Lonely, he walked through the rain. Trace and Jordan were getting the turkey for Thanksgiving the week after when they saw Kitty asleep under a newspaper. She picked him up while Trace put the turkey in the car. "Kitty." She whispered. "Yes?" He opened one eye. She nearly dropped the cat when she first heard him talk. They got back to the photo studio/cafe and asked him questions.

"You're real name is Kitty?" Trace asked. "Actually, it's Kittens von Entschuldigung the III, but people just call me Kitty. I am a fantasmical most wonderful sugar coated-" "Sure, whatever." After that, Kitty decided to stay in our dimension until there was another chance to get back to his dimension.

He and Jordan are the best of buds now. Though, he does tend to be a little flirty around her. "So, meet any boys that I can scratch?" He asks her while winking. "That would look right if you were human, Kitt." "Are you saying that love cannot exist between cat and human?" "I'm saying that that kind of love shouldn't exist between cat and human." Kitty flies over to Joey, and slaps him. Joey tries to grab him, but he flies away. Joey chases Kitty around the cafe part of the building. "Stop it you two." Trace and Jordan command. The two of them freeze in their tracks and say, "Fine." "Where's Kik?" Trace asks. "Probably still asleep." Joey answers. "Birdy, go get him." "It's Kitty." "Actually, it's Kittens." Kitty stares at Joey for a second before punching him. "I'll get him." Kitty says.

Before he could even fly upstairs, Kik comes down. "Got him." He flies back to Jordan. Kik has his hair all messed up from his bed. Kik is the photo studio/cafe's 4th inhabitant, just a few weeks after Kitty came. Jordan and Trace were at the mall going Christmas shopping. Being a cat, Kitty had to stay home. The humans went to get something to eat. They stopped by a Chinese restaurant for lunch. "Just remember not to order the cat." Trace whispered. "That's racist." Jordan quipped. "That's on the menu." He points to the fried cat. After eating, trace paid for the meal. "Compliments to the chef." He told the cashier. "YOU FIRED." An Asian man screamed. The customers and workers saw Kik being chased out of the kitchen by a Chinese guy with a chef's hat in hand. "What I do?" Kik asks. "Everyone like your food. Nobody like my food. White people can't make Chinese food! So, I take hat and job away from you! Get out!" The prideful Chinese guy pushed Kik out of the restaurant.

"Asian pride." Kik mockingly muttered. "Are you the chef?" Trace asks. "I was until that little scene you saw." Kik replied. "That's the third job this week. How am I supposed to prove to my mom that I can handle a job so I wouldn't have to move back in with her?" Trace thinks for a moment. "Would you like a job at the Fourth Day Cafe & Photo Studio? We need another person to help out with the cafe part." "I'll think about it."

At 7 PM that night, Kik knocked on the doors of Fourth Day. Jordan answers the door. "I think he thought about it." She tells Trace. "Nah, I'm still thinking about it." He walks in with a backpack and luggage. He looks around the place and smiles. "I'll take it!" After a second of joy, Kitty flies up to him and asks, "What's with the bags? Dead bodies?" Kik's response? "Oh, I'm moving in with my mom tonight. Did that cat just fly and ask if I was a murderer?"

After laughing for a bit, Kik walks out. "I'll be here before opening time." "We have spare rooms if you wanna live here." Trace offered. Kik shook his head and walked back to his mom's car. "Sorry mom. The owner offered me a room here." "Go right ahead. It's a nice place." She smiles. She drives away, and Kik enters once more. "What up roomies?!"

Ever since Joey came, Kik found no need to really work at FD anymore. Joey helped out with the cafe and the photography. Kik works various jobs now to help pay everyone's rent and for the bills. He works a different job every other week, since he gets fired after the first week. He's smart in that he tries to get the job around payday. Yesterday, he lost his job at the supermarket. So today, he's working at the cafe/photo studio.

"Good, now everyone can have breakfast." Trace smiles. Joey puts dill, Blue Jay seasoning, and pepper on his omelette. Trace eats it plain. Kik adds some more cheese to his. Jordan puts ketchup on hers. Kitty gets one too, and he puts mayonnaise on it. "Ew dude." Joey chews. "You're just jealous that you never thought to put mayo on your omelette before." Kitty mocks.

"Not really."
"Wanna try it, though?"
"Sure. It doesn't look too bad."

Kitty flies to Joey and squeezes the bottle. The mayo lands on Joey's face. Joey wipes it off and puts it on his omelette. He takes a bite. "It's really good." "Want some more?" Kitty squeezes the bottle again, and Joey dodges, but the mayo lands on Kik's face. Due to some stress problems, Kik gets angry and chases Kitty around the cafe. Kitty keeps launching mayo missiles at Kik. Joey tries to catch the missiles onto his omelette. "You're wasting the mayo!" Trace yells. "You guys! Stop!" Jordan gets up to break it up. Now, the next thing that happened felt like it was in slow motion.

Kitty was facing Kik and the front door. Kik was facing Kitty and the counter. Jordan was slowly rushing to stop them. The front door opens, and 3 humans step in. "Morning." The human in front says. As that happened, mayo was launched at Kik, who dodged. Jordan grabbed the cat and the slacker. The mayo hit the front human's face.

Everything froze except for Joey when he walks to the man with the mayo on his face. Joey wipes the omelette on the man's face and gets the mayo. "Thanks man." Joey walks back to his seat to finish his omelette. "So good!" He continues eating while everyone is still in the same position. He finishes the dish and pets Kitty. "That was your best idea yet! Thanks man!" Joey goes to the kitchen to put his plate in the sink.

"What a way to start the morning, right David?" The second man asks. "Whatever, Dias." David, the man in front says. "Whatever."

Subject: Re: Last Days Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:31 am

CHAPTER 2

THE QUEST

The three people who had just walked in before opening were named David Tennerfield, Dias Marlowe, and Allison Oalin. The three were roommates before Allison got her apartment back yesterday. Long story. Dias and David were private detectives who helped the Metroville Police Department when they could. Allison, on the other hand, helped out Dias and David whenever she could, as she had most of her time wrapped up at work. She works as a hair stylist at Harriet's Hair Care. The three have been investigating mysteries surrounding a citywide, sinister religious cult. Well, for the first part of the year, anyway. They even had some help from an old high school friend of Dias and David's. Last week was when it all ended. After nearly getting killed, the four finally shut down the cult's operations for good. To celebrate, they took the week, this week, off.

After cleaning his face up, David sat down at a table with Allison and Dias following suit. As Trace made more omelettes, Joey asked, "Did you know that mayo is actually a good moisturizer for your face?" "Save it, kid." Kik pats Joey's back. Joey nods and heads back to his seat. "How does it feel not having to solve mysteries or style hair for the week?" Trace asked. "It's pretty relieving, actually. I've never felt so free in my life!" Dias raises his arms. "It does get kinda boring, though. Sitting around, not doing anything." "Hey, where's Rosa?" Jordan asked. Rosa M. Gremlin was David and Dias's friend from high school as mentioned before. "She slept in. I left her a note saying that we'd bring her some food." Allison answers. "Of course." "Omelettes are done!" Trace chants. "Yay!" The three shout. "Hey, where'd Kitty go?" Joey asked. "He went upstairs." Kik answered. "To the crow's nest?" Joey asked. "Well, he doesn't have a room of his own. He sleeps with J, most of the time, anyway." "That's true. I feel like bothering him now." Joey starts to walk to the stairs before Jordan pulls his hood. "No. Give him time to think to himself." "He's probably just thinking, 'I wonder how my dimension is doing, or what new ways can I use to flirt with Jordan?'" She promptly slaps the Asian on the back of the head. "So wait, his name is Kitty?" David asks. "Do you wanna know the whole story?" Jordan asks. "Kinda." "Well, it starts out like this..."

Meanwhile, on the crow's nest, Kitty was sitting like a human, wondering why no one has worried about him for the past 8 years. You see, he can sense when one of his kind is worried, even through dimensions. When Kitty was first brought to FD, he could sense his family's worries. The next day, they were gone. And they never came back. He eventually taught Jordan how to heighten her senses and become an empath. Kik and Trace didn't want to, and Kitty didn't care for a 7 year old Asian. He still doesn't, except the 7 year old is 15 now. But still, he wondered why he hasn't been sensing anything for the past 8 years. It worried him. He knows that the rest of his kind could sense it. The only thing to calm down his worries was Jordan. He flirted with her for a reason. Screw Joey, and his words against an interspecies romance! Kitty then felt a chill go up his spine, and he liked it. It was what he's been looking for. A member of his kind was worried. He smiled for a second, but then turned his attention to the worrying. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and concentrated.

Kittens?
Mittens?
Kittens! You can sense me!
Mittens! How's mom and dad?
They're fine, but you're not.
What do you mean?
I'll tell you more soon!
Soon? What do you mean soon?
Incoming!!!!!!!!
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

A giant hole in the sky formed, and a black and white kitten was launched down out of it. The kitten was headed straight for...the crow's nest! "Mittens!!!!" Kitty shouted at the top of his lungs. "Kittens!!!!!" Mittens shouted back. The two cats grinned, and Mittens crash landed onto Kitty, causing the crow's nest to collapse, causing a hole in the roof. The two kittens then fell down the stairs.

The humans heard the crash and headed upstairs. When they got upstairs, they saw the two kittens mess around with each other. "Kitty." Kik said. They still played. "Kitty." He was still ignored. "Kitty!" The two kittens stopped and stared at Kik. "Who is this?" "More importantly," Joey interrupts, "how are we gonna fix the hole?" "Oh, guys, this is my brother, Mittens." "That doesn't exactly answer my question, but I guess we'll save that for later."

****

“So, Mittens is Kitty’s brother, and they’re both from an alternate universe in which cats have human capabilities?” Allison asks. “Yep!” The FD workers simultaneously answer. “And you’re okay with it?” They look at each other for 2 seconds before saying, “Yep!” “Okay…” “So Mittens, why are you here?” Kitty asks. Mittens’s eyes widen as he remembers. “The great god of destruction. Whiskers. He has awakened.” “Whiskers?!” Everyone asks. “Who’s Whiskers?” Joey asks. “Whiskers is the great god of destruction. From the name, you can already tell that he’s from our universe.” Kitty answers. Mittens nods. “It’s been passed down in stories that billions of years ago, the great god of destruction, Whiskers, traveled to this dimension. Whiskers wasn't a fan of this dimension, so he destroyed it. The first version of this dimension was far more advanced than it is now. He destroyed this dimension, and the gods from our dimension rebuilt this dimension to what it is today. To prevent this from happening again, the other great feline gods, Paws, Claws, Ears, and Yarn, had to seal him away. That seal caused him to sleep. During the first dimensional distortion, he was awakened. We only found out after accidentally leaving Kittens behind. For the next 8 years, the gods kept him under wraps until he finally healed up yesterday. The gods are doing everything they can to prevent Whiskers from destroying this dimension again. They estimate that only 7 days will be enough to hold him. Since there’s no other failsafe, they had to think of another plan.” Mittens puts his arm around Kitty. “Kittens, here, is special. Due to his extended amount of time here, he is a being of both our dimension and this dimension. So, he can safely travel through any dimension without causing any imbalance. This goes for all the versions of Kittens in the multiverse. But, since Whiskers will be coming here in a week, he will cause a great imbalance. Me? I cause a minor imbalance. Anyway, bringing all the different versions of Kittens here will also cause an imbalance due to Whiskers wrecking all the balance this dimension had. This imbalance will be so great that the dimension will have to restart itself, and back to what it is right now.”

“So what? A third big bang?” Kik asks. “The second documented one, however.” Mittens agrees. “So, I’ll just travel throughout the dimensions.” Kittens says. “Good luck.” Joey wishes. “You just really want me outta here, do you?” “Actually, I don’t. Not this time. This is just something you have to do, and I’m not getting in your way.” “Oh, then thanks, I guess. So, how do I travel?” Mittens remembers, “You missed the class since you've been here. So, the gods had to make a device that will allow you to travel.” Mittens hands Kitty a belt. “The gods also made belts for your friends because you would need 5 beings in order to power up the belts.” Mittens hands the other belts to Joey, Trace, Kik, and Jordan. He then holds up a number of collars. “These collars will enable the different versions of Kittens to come to this universe once this Kittens presses a button when you guys come back to this universe.” “Wait, if those collars had the power to travel across the universes, how come you can’t give one to Kitty?” Trace asks. “The gods know how much Kitty would be lonely without his friends.” Mittens answers. “Aw, Kitty!” Joey mushily, and sarcastically, says. “You’re so sweet!” “Plus, he’d probably get out of hand without you guys, anyway.” “Yeah, that’s our Kitty.” Kitty slaps Joey on the back of the head.

“We’ll keep watch of the place while you’re gone.” David offers. “Thanks, David. I’m counting on you.” Trace puts his hand on David’s shoulder. “Alright! Once we get off of work, we get more work!” Dias sarcastically cheers. “You guys are just lucky that we all can cook.” Allison pushes Dias. “Well, I’m going. Good luck you guys.” Mittens focuses his energy and disappears. “I really wish I hadn't missed that class now.” Kitty pouts. “Well, we should get going.” Jordan says. “Thanks for watching the place.” David salutes them, Dias nods his head, and Allison waves. The four humans sling the belt along their waists, and Jordan helps Kitty put his belt on. They all push the button on their belts and disappear via dimensional wall.
“Better start getting ready for opening time.” David orders. “Yep!” Dias agrees. “Sure.” Allison says. They start to clean up. Just then, Rosa walked in screaming, “Don’t eat without me!” She realizes that only David, Dias, and Allison are present. “Where are they?” “They had to go place, so we’re watching the place for them.” Allison answers. “Oh, okay. I’ll help.” She grabs a broom, and starts sweeping; Dias goes to the kitchen to start cooking; David starts cleaning the counter; and Allison puts the waitress apron on.

****

“Mittens, did you go forth with the plan?” An omnipotent, booming sounding voice asked. “Yes Claws. They are going to another dimension as we speak.” Mittens answers. “Good.” Claws nods, “We’re still trying our best to subdue Whiskers before he goes to the Z dimension.”
“Wait, it’s called the Z dimension?”
“Yes.”
“Aw, man! I wasted my breath saying, ‘this dimension’ so I wouldn't confuse myself with pronouns! “
“What’s done is done. We can only wait for Kittens and his friends to become heroes in their own right.”
Mittens nods. “I just hope that they’ll get back in time.”

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