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PostSubject: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:04 am

This has been hijacked by Admin Yuki-Onna to combine all Christmas Song threads into one.


BEN Before Christmas



Twas the night before Christmas, I woke with a fright
As something was stirring in the middle of the night
The pie-guns were hung by the stocking with care,
In case the old salesman had followed me there.

The computer was switched off and locked with some chains
I was armed to the neck with cakes and candy canes
With lights on in the hallway, attack dog on my lap,
I'd just settled my brain for a long winter's nap.

When down in the kitchen arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
To the pie-guns I darted, grabbed hold of a mask
And loading said pie-gun was no easy task

I checked out the tree, a gun full of pie.
Wasn't sure it would work but I'd give it a try
When, what to my horrified eyes should appear,
But an Elegy statue that filled me with fear

With a little old salesman, so giggly and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be some trick.
They didn't attack - were delivering presents!
Was it simply the season that made them so pleasant?

"It seems you have met with a terrible fate!
Too bad that for you it is simply too late.
But never mind dearie; we won't take you today;
We're late with the presents and slow with the sleigh!"

They ran through the window, it took them two tries,
BEN gave a wave and took all the pies
But I heard him exclaim, as we finished this rhyme,
"You shouldn't have done that; leave a cookie next time!"



Amazing art by MasterofOrigami and profound poem by TheLilacPilgrim.
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PostSubject: 12 Days Of ARG-Mas   Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:19 am

It kinda sucks.... So bear with the lame-ness.






On the 1st Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, a Statue of the Elegy.
On the 2nd Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 2.wmv
On the 3rd Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 3 Stray Faeries.
On the 4th Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 4 Bottled Poes
On the 5th Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 5 Gold Rupees
On the 6th Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 6 Powder Kegs
On the 7th Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 7 Shots Of Romani
On the 8th Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 8 Bombchus
On the 9th Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 9 Zora's Swimming.
On the 10th Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 10 BENs A-Scheming
On the 11th Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 11 Light Arrows
On the 12th Day of ARG-mas, Majora gave to me, 12 Deku Nuts
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:23 am

Nice one Panda; I have a feeling I'll be singing this for a long time. Maybe even after Christmas. *replaces choir's sheet music*
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:13 am

Thank you <3. That makes me feel better =]. I honestly thought it was lame.
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PostSubject: Deku Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire   Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:27 am

This one came MUCH faster than 12 Days.
Personally, I love it.
Don't ask how I do this. It's natural.



Deku Nuts roasting on an open fire
Epona's nipping at your toes
Day 4 Carols being sung by the Zoras
And folks dressed up like Gorons

Everybody knows a Song of Time and Mask of Truth
Help to turn the counter back
Majora's Mask with eyes aglow
Will make the players lose sleep tonight

They know that BEN is on his way;
He's full of hate and and your computer he'll slay
And every Moon Child is going to spy
To see if BEN will really die

And so I'm offering this simple song
Stay clear for BEN, he'll get you before long
They've said it once, and I'll tell you too
FUCK YOU BEN, IM NOT TALKING TO YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:29 am

YES. Omg, I love it Panda-san~
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:30 am

I lol'd. IRL. Amazing work, Panda ;D Keep it up; soon all our Christmas songs will be replaced by BEN themed nightmares!

I vote BEN Christmas. I'm dreaming of a BEN Christmas/Elegy statues in the snow....
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PostSubject: Little Drummer BEN   Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:37 am

Counter resets they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
The Song of Time we play, pa rum pum pum pum
The Mask Of Truth we bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To give to Jadu's team, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So to slaughter him, pa rum pum pum pum,
When BEN comes.

Little Jadu, pa rum pum pum pum
I am an ARG player too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no Song to play, pa rum pum pum pum
To go back to The First Day, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

What do we do for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
When BEN comes?

Alex vanished, pa rum pum pum pum
Rosa and Ifrit too, pa rum pum pum pum
We played our Songs for him, pa rum pum pum pum
We wore our Masks for him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my Ocarina.


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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:39 am

This one made me smile. :)
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:40 am

Hehe thank you <3. I'm gonna do How The BEN Stole Christmas next haha
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PostSubject: You're A Mean One, Mr. BEN   Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:55 am

You're a mean one, Mr. BEN.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a Redead,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. BEN.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a Gerudo, Mr. BEN.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of tektites,
You've got Blue Potion in your soul.
Mr. BEN.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
four-hundred-twenty-three-foot sword.


You're a vile one, Mr. BEN.
You have Skulltulas in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. BEN.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. BEN.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. BEN.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. BEN.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, BEN.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. BEN.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:58 am

XD Nice. This one's going to be fun, methinks.
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PostSubject: A BEN Christmas Song Thread   Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:02 am

Eh, I tried x_x


Rocking around the Elegy
At a BEN-themed Christmas ball
Deku nuts hung conspicuously
Anywhere a player might fall

Rocking around the Elegy
Feeling nervous as we swing
Soon we'll defeat BEN with some pie
Then we'll all go caroling

You will get a creepy, deathly feeling
When you hear voices singing
"The counter resets"
Run away or it's you that BEN gets!

Rocking around the Elegy
An unsettling holdiay...
Everyone creeps suspiciously
In a tense, distrusting way
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:06 am

Dude that's epic!!!!! Bwahaha I love it.
Rockin' Around The Elegy.
Much better than my title. XD
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:07 am

I dont think anyone wants to help lol. Boo.
We could do a duet? XD
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PostSubject: Happy Mask Salesman (To the Tune of FROSTY THE SNOWMAN)   Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:10 am

Happy Mask Salesman
Was a creepy pedophile
He asked favours from kids and punished them,
If they were not worth his while~

Happy Mask Salesman
Is an angry man they say
He asks for bizarre tasks
To retrieve his masks
(They say he’s gonna snap some day)

There must have been some magic
In that real old mask he found
Skull Kid stole it without a doubt,
When he knocked him to the ground!

Happy Mask Salesman
A creepy stalker, as you know
Watches you all day
No transitions to play
Putting on a cheery show

Happy Mask Salesman
Asked if you met with a terrible fate.
Said he’d help you return
And he’d only yearn
For his mask back on some date.

Who is he really?
The Father or the old man?
Or maybe one in the same, oh mind, please be tame…
Just shut up (if you can!)

I won’t ever stop thinking
of this stupid ARG
He haunts my mind, won’t stop ‘til he finds
My very desperate plea:

“Happy Mask Salesman,
Won’t you please stop watching me?"
But of course he won’t stop,
From the Happy Mask Shop,
Until the end of day three.

Ha ha ha, ha ha,
Ha ha ha, ha ha,
Good luck finding Matt.
Ha ha ha, ha ha,
Ha ha ha, ha ha,
You shouldn’t have done that…
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:20 am

Ahaha, brilliance! Just the beginning was promising enough :P

*wonders if she should record these*
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:37 am

Dude Spazzy you're a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:26 am

Love it Spazzy
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:15 pm

lol its so cool and funny
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:16 am

There was so much win in that song, I can't believe it
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:44 pm

I could probably get a friend of mine to help. I don't sing, though. I play the Ocarina :D

I also could make a Team Fortress 2 video of the Heavy Weapons Guy singing it.
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:58 pm

This is...amazing
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:52 am

My Zelda Christmas:
On the twelfth day in Termina, my true love gave to me...
12 Gorons Drumming
11 Bremans Piping
10 (Singing) Frogs-a-Leaping
9 ReDeads Dancing
8 Romanis Milking
7 Zoras Swimming
6 Monkeys Running
5 Gold Rupees
4 Bad Bats
3 Angry Cuccos
2 Captured Poe
And a Deku in a Yellow Flower!
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PostSubject: Re: YSHDT Christmas Songs   Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:44 am

It Came Upon a Fourth Day Clear

It came upon a Fourth day clear
That Elegy Statue of Old
From moon children bending near the earth
To touch their rupees of gold

Still through the cloven skies he comes
With creepy smile unfurled
And still the song of unhealing floats
o'er all the fearful world

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