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J
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Posts : 3128
Friendliness : 2967
Reputation : 41
Join date : 2010-12-11
Age : 30
Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
 |  Subject: Baws McBadass  Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:51 am | |
| Name: Baws McBadass
Age: 32
Weapons: Baws McBadass doesn’t need weapons HE CAN KILL YOU WITH HIS PINKIE FINGER AND HIS MUSTACHE HAIR!
Powers: He has the eyeball lazerbeams, he can transform into a fire breathing bear with wings (not that he needs to in order to be badass) and has the strongest muscles ever. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED.
Appearance: Baws McBadass is a super muscular slightly tanned beast of a man. Just look at all the testosterone on that face. That square jaw, that slight stubble, them muscles! He’s so muscular he can flex his 24 inch dick!
Personality: Baws McBadass doesn’t talk to anyone unless they talk to him first. His personality is so stoic and badass most people are intimidated just looking at him.
Backstory: When he was three years old Baws McBadass had his home village destroyed by bandits but he killed them all with his eyeballs after they killed his family. Baws McBadass was then raised by BEARS. When he was eight years old he became the leader of the bears because they were all so impressed by his stoic badassery. When he was ten he learned to shapeshift into a fire breathing bear with wings. When he was eighteenhe recived lazerbeam eyeballs after having sex with a Goddess and giving her the best she’d ever had. He’s worked as an assassin, a bounty hunter, a mercenary, and through his twenties he fathered fifteen children in one year who are all growing up to be badass bear-people just like him.
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Aero
No-Life
Posts : 768
Friendliness : 925
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2010-12-08
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:18 pm | |
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Soulless Dragon
No-Life
Posts : 892
Friendliness : 886
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2011-03-08
Age : 26
Location : The Underworld
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:33 am | |
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Scotia
Demon Slayer (posted it to death)
Posts : 676
Friendliness : 753
Reputation : 34
Join date : 2012-05-27
Age : 25
Location : Norther America
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:39 am | |
| YA SRSLY!!
DRAAE.
REPLIEE.
NAAAOOO. | |
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J
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Posts : 3128
Friendliness : 2967
Reputation : 41
Join date : 2010-12-11
Age : 30
Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Sat May 17, 2014 1:12 pm | |
| Almost two years later, this character still hasn't been approved, we are losing hope out here. | |
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The Illuminati
Chatterbox
Posts : 261
Friendliness : 291
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-10-27
Age : 18
Location : Apple inc.
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:22 pm | |
| after two years Bawss McBadass pwns everyone in the battle of the faces :P | |
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Soulless Dragon
No-Life
Posts : 892
Friendliness : 886
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2011-03-08
Age : 26
Location : The Underworld
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:31 am | |
| There's a battle of the faces? Sounds weird. | |
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The Illuminati
Chatterbox
Posts : 261
Friendliness : 291
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-10-27
Age : 18
Location : Apple inc.
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:17 am | |
| Check the funny things hat happened here. | |
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Kikren
1337 skillz
Posts : 1970
Friendliness : 1952
Reputation : 14
Join date : 2010-12-08
Age : 27
Location : Katy. Again.
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:57 am | |
| Approved!
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Julie Piers Liam Nixon
Devin Gates Alicia Bronson
Felix Davenport Alex Grant
James Mitton Samantha Eldridge
Lys Quinn Heather Downs
Chris Bane Leit Hahn
Nadine Lyons Alann Clement
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Fire Ferret
No-Life
Posts : 804
Friendliness : 855
Reputation : 2
Join date : 2012-12-15
Age : 21
Location : in the Kitchen making pizza
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:56 am | |
| FINALLY! We've been waiting so long for this. | |
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Zalty
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Posts : 3570
Friendliness : 3637
Reputation : 24
Join date : 2010-12-08
Age : 27
Location : Arkansas, usually
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Tue Aug 16, 2016 5:11 am | |
| Character officially approved. _________________ - Quote :
“Only after the last tree has been cut down,
Only after the last river has been poisoned,
Only after the last fish has been caught,
Only then will you realise that money cannot be eaten.” -Cree Indian Prophecy ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) | |
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Commander Catspirit
Galactic
Posts : 1987
Friendliness : 1935
Reputation : 42
Join date : 2010-12-09
Age : 532
Location : Kicking ass aboard the B.D.A Great Lion.
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:12 am | |
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Aka
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Posts : 2887
Friendliness : 3235
Reputation : 88
Join date : 2012-03-02
Location : Everywhere o.O
| | Subject: Re: Baws McBadass Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:59 am | |
| No, It's just fantasy
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We can stand in the light as much as we want, hoping that it will purify and burn away the mistakes we've made. But the truth is, it's only when we stand in the light that we cast our darkest shadow.
♫ You think you'll win, but soon you'll see, you may beat some, but you can't beat me ♫
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