Baws McBadass

Name: Baws McBadass
Age: 32
Weapons: Baws McBadass doesn’t need weapons HE CAN KILL YOU WITH HIS PINKIE FINGER AND HIS MUSTACHE HAIR!
Powers: He has the eyeball lazerbeams, he can transform into a fire breathing bear with wings (not that he needs to in order to be badass) and has the strongest muscles ever. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED.
Appearance: Baws McBadass is a super muscular slightly tanned beast of a man. Just look at all the testosterone on that face. That square jaw, that slight stubble, them muscles! He’s so muscular he can flex his 24 inch dick!
Personality: Baws McBadass doesn’t talk to anyone unless they talk to him first. His personality is so stoic and badass most people are intimidated just looking at him.
Backstory: When he was three years old Baws McBadass had his home village destroyed by bandits but he killed them all with his eyeballs after they killed his family. Baws McBadass was then raised by BEARS. When he was eight years old he became the leader of the bears because they were all so impressed by his stoic badassery. When he was ten he learned to shapeshift into a fire breathing bear with wings. When he was eighteenhe recived lazerbeam eyeballs after having sex with a Goddess and giving her the best she’d ever had. He’s worked as an assassin, a bounty hunter, a mercenary, and through his twenties he fathered fifteen children in one year who are all growing up to be badass bear-people just like him.

wowlol

seriously?

YA SRSLY!!
DRAAE.
REPLIEE.
NAAAOOO.

Almost two years later, this character still hasn't been approved, we are losing hope out here.

after two years Bawss McBadass pwns everyone in the battle of the faces :P

There's a battle of the faces? Sounds weird.

Check the funny things hat happened here.

Approved!

FINALLY! We've been waiting so long for this.

Character officially approved.

is this real life?

No, It's just fantasy