Make a wish and spoil it game!

Granted. But now you have the strangest feeling that someone's seeing you while you're sleeping...

I wish I could stop fapping

Granted, but now your life will be plagued by things you will want to fap to, but can't.

I wish that Jad will release the game as a Christmas present tomorrow <333

Granted, but The Game(which you just lost) lets BEN on your computer.

Damn it im tired of losing the game (OH SHIT I DID IT AGAIN)

I wish I could stop losing the game (DAMN IT!)

Granted, but now you can't find it anymore.

I wish I had something to do.

Granted. Its the father. He is smiling, and so is his anus.

I wish I had a smiley face mask.

edgemersereau wrote:

Granted. Its the father. He is smiling, and so is his anus.

I seriously just fucking died. XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Granted, but they're real pandas and they run away.

I wish this thread would go back on topic

EDIT: Okay, I swear I was replying to someone's wish about peanut butter panda puffs. Ah, well.

Granted, but it only lasts for a little bit until Jad has an update and everyone just starts posting about it EVERYWHERE!

I wish I had somebody to love. :c

Granted, but it's a man.

I wish I still had some more Dr. Pepper.

Granted. It's a shame I dented them open when I shot them at you through a grenade launcher, AMIRITE?

I wish I actually had the inspiration to write my story...

FalconFetus8 wrote:

Granted, but it's a man.

Perfect, because I am a girl! XD

Anyway. Darc, your wish is granted. Too bad your hands fall off before you get a chance to start.

I wish that I was a better artist.

You are, but the paper tries to eat you every time you try to draw on it.
I wish that there was something good on TV.

Granted. It's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7zzEBPU2vM&feature=related episode of Pokemon.

I wish my eyes wold recover from that.

They recovered, but now you can see all, ghosts, BEN and, well everything, too bad now that everywhere you go there's ghosts trying to haunt you, and every time you go to an electronic device BEN appears.
I wish i had a FEW more days of summer vacation (I'm in summer vacation)

Granted, because you're in jail.

I wish Jad would atleast fill us in on the game -.-

Granted!! (And I can't really spoil this one because it's true! XD)

I wish that the game will come out before my next convention. I don't want yo miss a second!

Granted but then you miss the convention

I wish my living room was already renovated

J wrote:

Granted but then you miss the convention

I wish my living room was already renovated

Granted, but whoever does it gets the color wrong and you have to start ALL OVER AGAIN.

I wish I knew what I wanted to cosplay at my next con.

Granted. You go as a furry.

What no wish?

I wish drae had a wish

Granted. But, for some reason he wishes he knew why he likes furries.

I wish Half Life wasn't so addicting! (Stop killing me, you damn marines!)

k. Only now you've switched your addiction and -- surprise surprise -- you will become an alcoholic. You'll drink yourself into a tizzy, end up in a ditch, and drown in your own throw-up.

I WISH JAD WOULD UPDATE SO THAT I CAN FIND OUT HOW THIS IS GOING TO END! :c seriously worse than waiting for the next installment of a book to come out

Granted, BEN is real and teamed up with slenderman to kill everyone, starting with everyone involved with this.
I wish I had ideas for my slenderman RP...

Granted, but Candlejack steals them fr

I wish i had more rope.