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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:19 pm | |
| Granted. He goes to a prison near your town. Now you can see him during visiting hours.
I wish Star Wars the Old Republic had tutorials that told you HOW to do things, instead of just telling you to DO them. | |
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:31 pm | |
| Granted they now just tell you how to play without giving you examples and you dont know what is what and cannot play it.
I wish that I never had to wear clothes | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:36 pm | |
| Granted, you're a pornstar.
I wish my charger worked. | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:46 pm | |
| Granted but you have no electricity, ever.
I wish my laptop did what I told it to. | |
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Ashee Awesomeness!
Posts : 188 Friendliness : 191 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-01-08 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:47 pm | |
| Granted, it now throws itself out the window, what you felt close to doing and breaks
I wish it was never dark | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:55 pm | |
| Granted, it's never dark on the equator but it's always dark in Australia
I wish I had a somewhat normal sleeping pattern | |
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The Illuminati Chatterbox
Posts : 261 Friendliness : 291 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-10-27 Age : 21 Location : Apple inc.
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:23 pm | |
| granted,every night you fall asleep at 12 am and wake up at 7 am,and you can change that no matter how hard you try.
i wish i could be an inanimate object and somehow still be able to walk and talk | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:15 am | |
| Granted, you are now in the Tiny Loser Chamber.
I wish I had a magic notepad like in Scribblenauts. | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:37 am | |
| Granted but it only recognizes alien languages so it's useless to you.
I wish to star in a sexy twinky commercial where i get to roll around on a pile of twinkies in nothing but a bikini and stilettos. | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:22 pm | |
| Granted but it's a new kind of twinky that's gross and nobody likes, including you.
I wish technology didn't hate me. | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:03 pm | |
| Granted, phones and computers now follow you everywhere.
I wish I could get my novel how I want it. | |
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:06 am | |
| Granted, but now that you can get it how you want it to go, you suffer from terrible writer's block for the rest of your life.
I wish Hyperdimension Neptunia: Victory would hurry up and get released. | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:12 am | |
| The game gets rushed and t sucks.
I wish i had a bowl of ice cream | |
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:33 am | |
| (Well, the game's actually finished, even the english translation work is done, and NISA is just being mean about it and keeping everyone waiting until March, but I digress.)
Granted, but it melts as soon as you touch it.
I wish that you'd erect a dispenser right here. | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:53 pm | |
| Granted. It's red and you're blue, so it shoots you. YOU ARE DEAD. Not big surprise.
I wish I could stand heat and cold better. | |
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The Illuminati Chatterbox
Posts : 261 Friendliness : 291 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-10-27 Age : 21 Location : Apple inc.
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:29 pm | |
| granted you buy a heater and air conditioning, but the heater makes the room too hot and it burns you to death.
I wish we could get brawl back!!! | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:13 pm | |
| Granted but the disk is scratched so you can't play it anyway.
I wish I was a real fire bender. | |
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The Illuminati Chatterbox
Posts : 261 Friendliness : 291 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-10-27 Age : 21 Location : Apple inc.
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:30 pm | |
| Granted you learn to fire bend but you burn yourself
I wish chocolate were healthy | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:58 am | |
| Dark chocolate is actually good for heart health and gives a boost to sexual drive. Your wish is null.
I wish bears were safe to keep as pets because who wouldn't want a giant snuggly pet bear? | |
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The Illuminati Chatterbox
Posts : 261 Friendliness : 291 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-10-27 Age : 21 Location : Apple inc.
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:53 am | |
| Granted but it runs away with your refridgerator
I wish there were 30 seasons of total drama | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:02 am | |
| Granted, but they keep progressively getting worse and worse and the characters gradually become less and less like themselves.
I wish all of my ships were canon. ALL OF THEM. | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:27 am | |
| As soon as all your ships become canon you find yourselves with lots of canons and no ships and canons go on ships, you can't sail a canon silly goose so now what're you gonna do?
I wish I had a burger. | |
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Kikren 1337 skillz
Posts : 1970 Friendliness : 1952 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Katy. Again.
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:46 am | |
| You get a tofu burger. You're welcome.
I wish that I was in New York. | |
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Zalty ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3570 Friendliness : 3637 Reputation : 24 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Arkansas, usually
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:45 am | |
| Granted, you are a bum there.
I wish our laptops were fixed. All of them. | |
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
| Subject: Re: Make a wish and spoil it game! Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:53 pm | |
| Granted. All of your laptops are freshly neutered, because lopping off their genitalia was clearly more important than actually solving problems that would prevent them from functioning.
I wish Pathfinder didn't take so damn long to set up. | |
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