Make a wish and spoil it game!

Granted. He now does so much homework, so detailed, that he doesn't have time for friends anymore.

I wish Aero's computer didn't have a virus.

Granted... I don't wanna do this, but she now has swine flu

I wish for eternal darkness to descend upon the world.

Draezeth wrote:

Granted. He now does so much homework, so detailed, that he doesn't have time for friends anymore.
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I would be happy if he did just enough that I didn't have to act like his mom anymore.

Everyone freezes to death because the sun died to grant your wish.

I wish I had more wishes based around

Granted, but your wishes become so Srs Dog related that your wishes become lines of that icon. Yuki/Drae eventually loses their patience and you're thrown off the forum for spamming. D:

And then people cry.

I wish that we could somehow harness the power of Yahlute's lute.

Granted, but the forum blows up as a result.

TEEHEE

I wish there were arrow upgrades in TP (as in more powerful arrows).

Also, i think I need to clarify as to what corrupting is. Corrupting isn't simply adding a side-effect, it's twisting the wish so that something bad comes out of it. So, for example, me wishing Aero's computer didn't have a virus cannot be countered with her getting swine flu.

P0int13lank wrote:

Granted, but your wishes become so Srs Dog related that your wishes become lines of that icon. Yuki/Drae eventually loses their patience and you're thrown off the forum for spamming. D:

I dont wanna get kicked off!

P0int13lank wrote:

And then people cry.

Really you'd miss me?...ok i wont leave.

Wish granted but the upgrades make the game so easy that you even breeze right through the Cave of Ordeals and now the game is just not worth playing anymore because it is justto easy.

I wish cartoons were as good as they used to be.

Damn it, I wish that too. But as the rules state... Granted, but unfortunately because cartoons become so popular they replace everything else on television - a world of cartoons.

I wish that the 4/23 update wasn't so lame. ;P

Granted. It isn't OOC anymore, but it's now just BEN saying "Did you bake me a cake? You really shouldn't have done that."

At least it's IC.

I wish I didn't have to read a whole book over this vacation.

Granted but now bad weather keeps you inside all through vacation with nothing to do because the powers out and you have nothing to read

I wish i slept better

Granted, but now you sleep too deeply and no-one can wake you up till really late in the afternoon every day. You miss school/work and other important appointments.

I wish that I could remember what day it is. .__.

Granted, you remember what day it is today, but you lose track again tomorrow.

I wish I hadn't played Magicka today and instead talked with Aero on chatango.

Granted, but oops! It turns out that Aero left the chatango mere minutes before you entered. This cycle repeats until she becomes sure you're avoiding here, and eventually, Aero begins ignoring you.

I wish... I wish we could live in Castle Fairfax, with Lord Lucien!

Granted, but the castle gets blown up and Lucien dies.

I wish I could fall asleep at will.

Granted, but you can't wake up at will. You stay asleep forever. D:

I wish that my graphics tablet wasn't broken.

ok but now something else is broken

I wish chat would aways be alive as it was this afternoon

Granted, everyone enters chat at once, and now Day Four is permanently frozen, due to high server load.

I wish Nii-san was eternally happy.

Granted. He decides that he can die in peace, and commits suicide.

I wish Aero was feeling better.

Granted, Mr. Drae. But now that Aero's feeling better... She's gone to Vegas to party, gamble, and if she's anything like me, having a poker match to decide the fate of the world. All without you.

Err... And I can't think of a wish at this moment, so I wish I had the nerve to wish for pointless things.

nii-sans pointless wishes get so creepy and pointless that no one wants him here anymore.

and then J cries because there's no more nii-san :'(

I wish I had a but not one that said "hey, listen!" all the time

Granted, but due to budget cuts, you instead get a necklace that lets you talk to the King of Red Lions. Now you have to deal with someone saying "Heeeeeey." Every 5 minutes.

I wish I was not musically retarded.

Me too

but since i want and also have to spoil this wish You become such a musical genius that every one envies you so much they all stab you like Caesar!!!!

And somehow i still with i also had musical talent.

Granted, you now have talent at playing the Burp.

I wish I didn't have to leave for the weekend.

Granted, you won't be leaving on the weekend. But come Monday, your parents are shipping you off to Zimbabwe for the rest of the year.

I wish I could twirl like Hazama, with complete control of how long I spin, when I spin, and where I spin.*points at avatar*

Granted but Hazama gets jelous of your spinning skills and now he hates you.

I wish i didn't have to work until 2 am tomorrow

and so you get off at 1 but your ride has a flat. You have to stay there for the next 5 hours with nothing to do.


I wish i could draw