Okay, so this is a story I thought was a good idea to put into the chat for some reason. This was completely on the spot, no planning went into this whatsoever.
WELL SINCE THERE IS NO CONVERSATION GOING ON I WILL TELL A STORY. Once upon a time, there was a man. This man was called "Barktooth Warbeard". Nobody knew if that was his birth name, or he had earned the name from the countless stories told of his beard, and his teeth. Probably the latter, though. Warbeard was a strange man. The most famous description went a little like this: "He is devious and cunning, in both appearance and deed. Beware the Warbeard, for this brute bites as well as he barks!" He was an evil man, to say the least. In times of war, he was on neither side. Unless you count meaningless slaughtering a side. Then he was on that side, I guess. He was strangely reliable, in a way. Both sides knew that he would be there. He was always there. They could always count on him to decide the war. This baffled many people. "How has he not died?" Asked many people. The answer is this: Storm Crow. See, the saying went a little like this: " Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting." Storm Crow was the watcher of the people. And in that, it was both a blessing, and a curse. If the people were foolish, or up to no good, vicious snowstorms would be summoned. Summer was a bad time for most. That is, for everyone except the Warbeard. Summer was his time. HIS time. People's numbers drastically decreased during these cursed months. So why hasn't he died? Simple. Storm Crow, knowing that it must rest its graceful and powerful wings, knew that a guardian must be summoned for these times. So, it created a man. This man is what people know as Barktooth Warbeard. Storm Crow knew that if it let the human's forces grow too mighty, they would overpower it. And that is why he is so prone to violence. His exists only for murder. That is his only purpase. Storm Crow made something different about him, though. He seemed a bit to costly of his sacred powers. "I could easily just create a Craw Wurm with less effort!" But then something struck him. This is no Craw Wurm! This is a Legendary being, one too powerful to go to waste! So, he made Barktooth Warbeard... Immortal. Unkillable. Untouched by the blades of heroes. He was... BARKTOOTH WARBEARD!
That is all.