Saw this on FaceBook, figured I'd share it, cuz of how much the truth still hurts, even after 23 years, or however old you are.
I don't want to wish anybody a "Happy New Year" because it's going to suck just like last year. Most of you idiots are going to go out and get drunk and crash. Nothing is going to change. You're going to make your resolutions and not fall through with them, your job is still going to suck, your marriage is still going to be horrible, your children are still gonna be on drugs, your parents are still gonna treat you like shit, your kids are still gonna treat you like shit, your wife is STILL a bitch, your husband is still going to cheat, everyone that is supposed to love you will still be ungrateful. There will still be war, famine, drought, genocide, rape, pedophilia, nuclear warfare, earthquakes, tsunamis, forest fires, hurricanes, fracking, pollution, cancer, AIDS, murder, HATE and everything else that made last year suck, so fuck your New Year.
Go get drunk and pretend it isn't going to be a shitty year, but you know it will be.