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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:59 am

>Panic and blurt out some sort of emergency situation such as "I have to go my pet lemur is on fire and he's running around the neighborhood!" She will either believe that or be so confused that it will daze her for a short while and allow you to get away, either way it's the obvious choice for a solid getaway.

Here goes nothing!

You quickly shout to Florian about your burning pet lemur being a potential threat to the neighborhood, attempting to break free of the feared HUG FROM BEHIND. Such behavior is nothing short of DEPRAVITY.

Before Florian can even attempt to vocalize how much of that is BULLSHIT, you sprint straight into your room and lock the door. You make sure to lock the windows and make the screws on the vent extra tight. Even still, you know these precautions are a MINOR DELAY for Florian. A maiden in love is a scary thing.

You've got one action remaining, and there's no way you're leaving this room tonight.
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:05 am

Well now you've probably pissed her off, guess wooing her is a bad idea from now on. Sleep with at least one eye open, if not both. For now, hide under your bed again for fear of Florian. Oh wait...did you leave that picture under there from your masturbating session this morning? If so, try not to cry again...even though it's so sad how you're favorite show was cancelled.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:33 am

>Well now you've probably pissed her off, guess wooing her is a bad idea from now on. Sleep with at least one eye open, if not both. For now, hide under your bed again for fear of Florian. Oh wait...did you leave that picture under there from your masturbating session this morning? If so, try not to cry again...even though it's so sad how you're favorite show was cancelled.

You check under your bed to find your treasured picture of Mia-cha- you mean Nonohara Miaka untouched. You can't bring yourself to beat your meat to her now, so you decide to erect a shrine to her in your closet instead. Not like a shrine of worship or devotion or anything. That's for nerds who get too into a particular fandom. This will be like a... funeral. Yeah, a funeral is exactly what this is. After preparing a two cups of tea, one to be left sitting in honor of the dead, the other for your own pleasure, you prepare to go to bed.

Today was pretty good, save for Florian's violation of your personal space. But tomorrow's VILLAINY will be better for sure!


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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:39 am

Go The Fuck to Sleep

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:05 am

>Go The Fuck to Sleep

A capital idea! You GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP while hiding under your bed. While this would normally penalize the amount of MOTIVATION you gain, it's thankfully already capped out.

You awaken on your second day since mysterious voices invaded your mind. You have planned to perform VILLAINY, and VILLAINY is what you shall do.

Putting on your FEATURELESS MASK, you rush to the nearest casino. A little vandalism here, a few threats there, easy MONEY!

You make an ENCOUNTER ROLL of 18, and as such, a single security guard stands in your way!

>FIGHT?
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>FLEE?
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:08 am

Flee, the man's just doing his job.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:26 am

>Flee, the man's just doing his job.

Very well. Feeling not very confrontational to this man, you simply run past him, your KNACK far superior to his. Being slightly overweight, he tries to keep up with you for a while as you smash machines and raid the bar. But before long, he just gives up and walks back to the door, nonchalantly almost. He's clearly seen too much shit on this job to even remotely care about a faceless vandal now.

You storm into the manager's office and start your speech regarding the whole EXTORTION RACKET. You admit to him that you got a bit ahead of yourself when you started vandalizing shit immediately, but it makes for a good example, if anything.

You convince the guy to part with a weekly DONATION of 2000 GIBBERIAN DOLLARS using your  boosted PIZZAZZ. Naturally, this DONATION is in COLD HARD CASH. You hear the voice of a tool you despise shouting from outside. Goddammit, in all your excitement, you forgot to kill the alarm system.

Your ENCOUNTER ROLL comes up as a 5, bringing Draezeth to the scene, ready to slap your shit with KINETIC BARRIERS and PROTECT some INNOCENTS.

It's okay. You planned for this shit.

You claim your DONATION for this week and use your REVOLVER FOCUS to fire some of the finest tea in existence into his visor with the power of TEA V, leaving you with 125% concentration. He mad. Before he even has a chance to charge at you, you use TELEPORT III to escape.

While you could not see his reaction, it must have been glorious.

FINANCES UPDATED:

+2000 GIBBERIAN DOLLARS

Now that you're home, what do?

- GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, ending the DAY.
- Check your COMPLETE STATUS PAGE.
- Plan acts of VILLAINY for the next DAY.
- Ask your journal of EXPOSITION a single question.
- Consult Florian. She specializes in MINION MANAGEMENT and SHIPPING.
- Work to obtain LEGITIMATE MONEY.
- Check your list of OBJECTIVES.
- Admire shrine grave site of Nonohara Miaka.
- Other.

What is your chosen course of action?
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:36 am

Plan acts of villainy while at the grave (shine) of you beloved dead favorite character (waifu), maybe stroke her picture and mutter "soon my darling" while plotting your revenge for her untimely death.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:44 am

>Plan acts of villainy while at the grave (shine) of you beloved dead favorite character (waifu), maybe stroke her picture and mutter "soon my darling" while plotting your revenge for her untimely death.

While stroking your beloved picture of the girl who certainly isn't your waifu, you whisper sweet nothings and plot another crime. You don't have a high enough MAXIMUM MOTIVATION to attempt anything riskier than an EXTORTION RACKET, which has a pretty average payout. You'll make 2000 for a successful heist, and 2000 more on your designated DONATION day of TUESDAY. If you pull off a successful heist, this will bump up your income to 4000 every TUESDAY. Sweet!

To prepare in advance, you take stock of your current EQUIPMENT, ITEMS, and SPELLS.
If you intend to swap anything out, now would be the time.

WEAPONS:

- Black Leather Gloves [EQUIPPED] ATK: 1, CON: 10%, WAIT: 1

CLOTHES:

- Standard Business Suit - DEF: 2

- Tight Workout Outfit - DEF: 1, INIT: 1

- Professor's Personals - DEF: 2, WIT: 1

- Business Casual [EQUIPPED] DEF: 2, PIZ: 1

ITEMS
(You may carry up to five items during VILLAINY.)

- Steaks x2 - MOT: 20%

SPELLS
(You may equip up to three. Teleport is mandatory for a weak VILLAIN)

- Aqua I - Allows manipulation of fluids. Maximum volume based on spell level.

- Bolt I - Allows generation of electric currents. Maximum voltage based on spell level.

- Blaze I - Allows ignition of magical flames. Maximum temperature based on spell level.

- Blast I [EQUIPPED] Allows creation of magical explosives. Maximum radius based on spell level.

- Shadows I - Allows manipulation of shadows, includes hiding. Maximum duration based on level.

- Tea I, II, III, IV, V [EQUIPPED] Fills any cup on hand with tea. Maximum quality based on spell level.

- Teleport I, II, III [MANDATORY] Allows the user to teleport a designated target. Maximum range based on spell level.

What will you pick for this daring act of VILLAINY? If you're unsure you always can CANCEL the plans. Nobody will think less of you for it.
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:48 am

Equip Professor's Personals, and Shadow in replace of Blast, time to get sneaky for this next mission. Try not to set off any alarms this time to summon more of those pesky heroes.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:58 am

>Equip Professor's Personals, and Shadow in replace of Blast, time to get sneaky for this next mission. Try not to set off any alarms this time to summon more of those pesky heroes.

You order Florian to iron your PROFESSOR'S PERSONALS in preparation for your next daring act of VILLAINY and change your equipped SPELLS.

You've still got two actions remaining for the day? What should you do now?

- GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, ending the DAY.
- Check your COMPLETE STATUS PAGE.
- Plan acts of VILLAINY for the next DAY. [ACTION PERFORMED]
- Ask your journal of EXPOSITION a single question.
- Consult Florian. She specializes in MINION MANAGEMENT and SHIPPING.
- Work to obtain LEGITIMATE MONEY.
- Check your list of OBJECTIVES.
- Admire shrine grave site of Nonohara Miaka.
- Other.
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:01 am

Ask Journal of Exposistion: How much wood does a wood chuck chuck. If a wood chuck woukd chuck wood

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:02 am

Go out for a walk, there's a nice new tea house that opened up a few blocks away, you've been meaning to try it out. Besides, even villains need to get out of the house for more than villainy.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:22 am

>Ask Journal of Exposistion: How much wood does a wood chuck chuck. If a wood chuck woukd chuck wood

Your Journal of EXPOSITION loudly shouts the number "42" before slamming shut in your face. Well, 42 is the answer to the life, the universe, and everything. You can't argue with it there.

>Go out for a walk, there's a nice new tea house that opened up a few blocks away, you've been meaning to try it out. Besides, even villains need to get out of the house for more than villainy.

You decide to bring Florian along. She may misinterpret this as a DATE and believe this to further solidify how valid a SHIP you two are, but fact of the matter is, drinking tea ALONE is depressing, and the only other company you could have had is now a GRAVE SITE you wouldn't dare DEFILE.

It isn't long before you arrive and are greeted by a SPUNKY waitress. Her voice sounds FAMILIAR, so much so that you could say that you might even KNOW her voice.

You've gotta say, you love the DESIGN of her dress. It's flattering to almost ANY body shape, and still manages to avoid entering very RISQUE territories of FASHION. Both you and Florian are staring, just with different thoughts in mind. While you find yourself ADMIRING her fashion sense, Florian is clearly giving her the most empty YANDERE stare ever. Either she's found someone else to creep out, or she's going to start getting territorial.

You have a pot of WHITE TANGERINE to yourself while Florian settles for a cup of GREEN TEA and some TUNA AND WHITE RICE, all the while STARING at the waitress.

You strike up conversation with both Florian and the waitress, both to SPITE Florian passive-aggressively and to clear up some of this AWKWARD SILENCE. As you leave, you remark to Florian that the waitress's voice sounded quite SIMILARLY to that of DIMENSION DREAM KNIGHT Fujiwara Hotaru, an earlier antagonist from MAGICAL GIRL WITCH DETECTIVE. Hotaru has to be at least your third favorite character!

You have a surprisingly even sided CONVERSATION regarding the show, in which you remember Florian used to watch along with you, until Hotaru got killed off in the movie "EVENT HORIZON".

You head straight to bed when you get home.

Due to your success today, you have been awarded 5 STAT POINTS, bringing your total to 10.


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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:19 pm

You equip your PROFESSOR'S PERSONALS and don your FEATURELESS MASK. After locating the nearest casino that is not giving you DONATIONS, you make light of the trip by using TELEPORT. Because there's nobody to impede you, your CONCENTRATION restores extremely quickly.

Using SHADOW, you enter through the vents and creep into the security office first. Just in the first second of using the damn spell, you burned through 100% of your CONCENTRATION. You gotta upgrade it, fast.

You managed to roll a NATURAL 20 on your ENCOUNTER ROLL, so nobody seems to be here at the time. You attempt to access the SECURITY COMPUTER with your slightly boosted WIT, to little avail. The password clearly isn't 123456.

You settle for disconnecting the SECURITY COMPUTER for now, because you currently don't know what to do with it.

After entering the manager's office, you start spouting out threats and demanding donations. While argumentative at first, the fact that you can turn into a goddamn SHADOW is enough intimidation to bring him to give you a 2000 GIBBERIAN DOLLAR DONATION. Naturally, you expect followup DONATIONS every TUESDAY.

With few in the way to resist you, you make your escape via SHADOW and the vents. You teleport away, laughing about how you've gotten a leg up on those silly heroes not once, but twice this week!

FINANCES UPDATED:

+ 2000 GIBBERIAN DOLLARS

Florian informs you that your STATUS PAGE has received an UPDATE, now including your recently unlocked TITLE of GOODFELLA. She also informs you that she's cooked up a DOSSIER on DRAEZETH, which should serve well as preparation for your eventual next FIGHT with him. If the news could not get any better, she informs you that with your current wealth EXCEEDING 10000, you can start recruiting MINIONS!

Now that you're home, you can:

- GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, ending the DAY.
- Check your COMPLETE STATUS PAGE.
- Plan acts of VILLAINY for the next DAY.
- Ask your journal of EXPOSITION a single question.
- Consult Florian. She specializes in MINION MANAGEMENT, SHIPPING, and ENEMY INTEL.
- Work to obtain LEGITIMATE MONEY.
- Check your list of OBJECTIVES.
- Admire shrine grave site of Nonohara Miaka.
- Spend STAT POINTS (10).
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:14 pm

Consult Florian on ENEMY INTEL and make it very clear that it is only business you wish to discuss as you are a very busy man.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:04 pm

>Consult Florian on ENEMY INTEL and make it very clear that it is only business you wish to discuss as you are a very busy man.

Righto! You request the DOSSIER on DRAEZETH, and the DOSSER only. You are a busy man and haven't the time for SHIPPING conversations.

Opening up your DOSSIER, you find little you didn't already know, but hey, it's at least a good review.

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NAME: DRAEZETH
ENCOUNTER NUMBER: 5

HP: 250
MP: 250

VIG: 15
KNK: 15
WIT: 10
PIZ: 10

COMBAT CAPACITY:
- HIGH POWERED DEFENSIVE SHIELDS
- HIGH MOBILITY ON WHEELS
- BELOW AVERAGE ARMOR QUALITY

STRATEGIES:

- SUPPORTING FIGHTER. WILL NOT ATTEMPT ENGAGEMENT UNLESS ENTIRELY ALONE.

- USES HIS SHIELDS OFFENSIVELY VIA BASHING ATTACKS. IF HE BUILDS UP MOMENTUM, THIS CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS.

- DUE TO HIS POWERFUL SHIELDS AND HIGH SPEED, HIS ARMOR IS SLIGHTLY LACKING. IF HE CANNOT SEE HIS OPPONENT, HE WILL BE ESPECIALLY WARY OF ATTACKS FROM BEHIND.

NOTES/ENGAGEMENT:

- TURN HIS SPEED AGAINST HIM WHEN POSSIBLE. TRAVELING AT HIGH SPEEDS GIVES HIM A HARD TIME ROUNDING CORNERS, AND WHEN YOU CAN'T USE TERRAIN TO FORCE HIM TO SLOW DOWN, FIND A WAY TO MAKE HIM SLIP AND SLIDE, TURNING HIS SPEED AGAINST HIM IN ANOTHER WAY.

- HE WILL RUSH TO PROTECT ALLIES, IRREGARDLESS OF THEIR INTENDED STRATEGY. THIS SUGGESTS A LACK OF GROUP COHESION IN THEIR RANKS. CAPITALIZE ON THIS BY HAVING HIM CONSTANTLY BE AN INCONVENIENCE TO THE TEAM.

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Definitely a good read for checking in on your enemies. Naturally, DRAEZETH's STATS are subject to change, because just like you, he can get STRONGER.

Now that you're done with that, what will you do now?
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:05 am

Plan Acts of Villainy for tomorrow.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:29 am

>Plan Acts of Villainy for tomorrow.

Examining your TOWN MAP, you find out that you've already performed an EXTORTION RACKET to the only two casinos within a convenient distance from your apartment BASE OF OPERATIONS. Either you're gonna need some HIRED MUSCLE or a GETAWAY VEHICLE if you intend to keep knocking over casinos for cash.

You can also consider getting your STATS to AVERAGE to 20 to get new acts of VILLAINY with higher payouts.

As another money making alternative, you could get a JOB to earn LEGITIMATE MONEY.

What is your chosen course of action?
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:33 am

Try getting a JOB to earn real MONEY. Maybe you could work at the teahouse with the cute waitress. also take some time to honor the shrine in your closet.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:55 am

>Try getting a JOB to earn real MONEY. Maybe you could work at the teahouse with the cute waitress. also take some time to honor the shrine in your closet.

You enjoy this idea heartily. The part about the teahouse, that is. You pay your daily RESPECTS to Nonohara Miaka, and as such, refuse to use anything short of her full name.

Afterwards, you head to the teahouse and quickly get an INTERVIEW for a JOB. The owner's a middle aged man, clearly of the REFINED sort if he too can enjoy tea like you do.

What kind of POSITION are you aiming for? You're really gonna have to SELL yourself in this interview to get a JOB, given your lack of a formal resume or prior work EXPERIENCE.
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:02 am

Whatever you do do NOT pick your nose in front of this guy, or scratch your ear no matter how much it suddenly itches. You're only looking for a part time position, full time might get in the way of actually being a villain. If you can get an opportunity to demonstrate your tea making skills you'll be golden.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:45 am

>Whatever you do do NOT pick your nose in front of this guy, or scratch your ear no matter how much it suddenly itches. You're only looking for a part time position, full time might get in the way of actually being a villain. If you can get an opportunity to demonstrate your tea making skills you'll be golden.

You turn up the PIZZAZZ, talking about your intent to take a part-time job. You lay it on thick, like the smooth operator you are.

You consider using the power of TEA V to CHEAT, but to get the spell to a level that HIGH, you'd need to be just as good at making tea without MAGIC. The owner is quite IMPRESSED with your dedication to the preparation of tea. You're quickly put on duty to work as a WAITER, which also entails preparing the tea for customers.

For two weeks of part time work, you'll make 200 GIBBERIAN DOLLARS, a decent sum of money for someone who isn't already a DEMONIC CRIME LORD.

You'll start tomorrow! Now that that's out of the way, what should you do now?
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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:47 am

Go talk to that waitress you smooth operator! I mean she's not Nonohara Miaka but she's cute too.

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PostSubject: Re: Cancellation Quest   Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:35 am

>Go talk to that waitress you smooth operator! I mean she's not Nonohara Miaka but she's cute too.

You proceed to turn up the PIZZAZZ for the second time today. You are the SMOOTHEST OPERATOR, you assure yourself.

How're you going to start this conversation, oh great SMOOTHEST of all OPERATORS?
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