Darc Booty Warrior
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| Subject: The Fabulous Tale of Some Shit I Don't Care About Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:14 am | |
| I looked back over several of my written works, uprooted some names and plot devices, and went to town. With the exception of Darc and Florian, nobody here is even meant to occupy the same shitty setting. Have fun reading this garbage. - Spoiler:
This is the story of one loan heroes struggle to overcome to the forces of evilness. This mighty heroes name: Darc !!!
I'm sooo sorry for not updating! I'm working really hard on some other cool stories (but I can't tell you about that in case holywood wants to steal my ideas. It's *that* good!
As usually, the fandom characters aren't mine, but everything else is!
Enjoy!
Summary: I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!
I am Darc.
I was sitting behind my desk. I felt the tears well up in my eyes like a damb bursting. After Our last adventure, I found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. I stared at a picture of a polar bear. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill me but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on me when I was at my weakest and darkest moment. When I needed my friends the most.
But there had been one ray of hope in this whole nightmare. I remembered fondly the day I discovered it. It was a tuesday morning I rememberanced. The memories surfaced before my mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before I well knew it, a single tear welled up in my eyes and trickled down my cheek. Because even when all my 'friends' betrayed me there was one consistant factor in my life: Vasa Seraphina.
And I knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings I had for Vasa Seraphina were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, pure sense and feelys for Vasa Seraphina.
Alas, I thought to meself disparagingly. Why must they battle? Why must I be destined to annihilate Vasa Seraphina? Can I ever tell Vasa Seraphina how much Vasa Seraphina means to me?
If only I could. Then all my pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Florian Un Deux the Third (who told him she loved me, only to stab me right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Vasa Seraphina and my true feelings for her.
A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!
Arriving at the mysterious shack, I found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in .
"Be careful" said Cé who as usually was hiding behind me. (notez: cuz lulz, Cé is such a tool). I carefully manuvred into the shack and on my tiptoes and snuck forward. The floorboards beneath my feet croaked and I could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the Memory Ring laid. Right there for my taking.
But I was clever. I knew it was a trap!(notez: so obvious lulz!)
So I said to Cé, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe." And Cé was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"( notez: he so gullablez lulz!) cleverly edged backwards and let him to do the taking. I knew that if it was a trap, Cé would be triggering it. And then Vasa Seraphina would get him, but not me. I knew Cé wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for me. He always said that. But forutnately when Cé grabbed the Memory Ring, nothing happened. Except we were suddenly attacked by goons!
They scuttled into the shack and chucked shurikons at us, but we managed the dodge them quite well (by turning sideways). We then sneaked away by using the furniture and table as cover for us.
But now with the Memory Ring in our hands, we could take Vasa Seraphina straight on!
After using the biggest trampoline in existance we finally arrived at the Vasa Seraphina's lair. It was the second biggest hut we had ever seen! And atop we heard the roar of Vasa Seraphina's fearsome dragon. No longer would it mame villagers and kill shrubberys. It would finally pay for its crimes A/N if you wanna know more about the great dragon, message me! I can tell you all about it! I can't write it here because it's an idea for an original book I have and I don't want publishers or holywood to steal my ideas again!
"GRRRRAAAAAaa!" the dragon thundered. It wooshed around and when it saw the heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and spewed it at them! But our heroes were quicker than that, and with the spell stored inside the Memory Ring, I used my Rage and unleashed it upon the dragon! The dragon fled and the heroes could get in.
Then at the end of a long stairway, I saw Vasa Seraphina furnishing an incantation! Once more I unleashed the Rage but it had no use! A/N OMG!!!
"Hahahaha! siad Vasa Seraphina. "Yur powers do nothing against my great evil. And you don't even know why...." "Why?" "I'll tell you why!" says Vasa Seraphina with lingering evil in her voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!" "My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!" "I have turned your father into a dragon!" "Noooo what have you done?!" "I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!" And with that last sentence, Vasa Seraphina pointed her pinky finger at I and a rainbow white streak of lighte went from her fingertip, onto me. "Arrggh!" I muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!" Renais"! said Florian Un Deux the Third, "Noooo!" And Cé ran towards Vasa Seraphina and smacked her in the face. The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, my dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!
But he decided to stay a dragon because that was pretty cool. But he was no longer evil! So we all went ontop of the dragom dad and flew back home. The end!
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