Make a wish and spoil it game!

Everyone else has one!

I'll start.

I wish the Deadpool T-shirt I ordered would arrive already!

Granted! But it's two sizes too small. Sorry~! </3

I wish that my I could wear my new kimono to school tomorrow. <3

Too bad it got covered with spaghetti sauce at dinner last night.


I wish I had a new kitty

Fine, but its a corpse kitty.

I wish I had a shinigami powers.

You don't specify what kind and end up as a shinigami from death note. Your life is boring any you are haunted by red vision and floating numbers you whole life.

I wish I could could type faster on my iPhone.

Alright, but now your spellcheck is on Speed, constantly changing every word you type.

I wish that I could get a good paying job...

Okay, but in order to get paid, you have to work 24/7.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

(EDIT: Hey why isn't my signature showing up )

sure thing. enjoy warding off a 48-hour shitefest and only being able to sleep through eight or nine hours of it. :D

I wish I had food in my cupboard. :c

Granted, but it's cat food.

I wish my sig would show up.

Granted but it shows up as bad pron... RELAY BAD


i wish i was done with finals

Granted, but only because you overslept for all of them!


I wish that I could get a part for the New School Play...

Granted, but you're a stage hand/ a really minor role who has no lines and you end up having to stand on one leg for some strange reason...through the whole play >:3

i wish i could fly XD

You crash into a plane.

I wish I had a real, working Mask of Truth.

granted, but BEN materializes in real life along with a hitler/skeletor hybrid and totally kills your ass.

I wish I had a working gravity gun from half-life 2.

It breaks.

I wish I had some Peanut Butter Panda Puffs...

granted but they turn into mutants and eat you.

I wish I had a better job (spoil THAT! being a nurses aide sucks worse than ANY other job I can think of)

Okay, but they make you sign a sketchy contract that basically signs you on to doing the same work as a nurse's aide for the next seven years, and it costs you over 500 dollars to break it. :/

I wish my student loan would disappear. :c

Granted, but a huge mortgage mysteriously appears in its place...

I wish I had more Pepsi Max.

Granted but it's flat

I wish the snow would go away until Christmas morning

Granted but it is replace with a typhoon.

I wish I had internet in my apartment.

Granted but it's dial -up

I wish I didn't have to take English class

granted, but now you have to learn Manderin.

I wish Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 was a better game.

Okay, but--oh dear. My powers are useless against the FAIL radiating from the game disc. Sorry. :c You're stuck with it.

I wish my roommates weren't hippies!

Granted - now they're Neo-Nazis!

I wish I could finish this post for the RP I frequent =/

Okay but---wait WAT?

I wish that I could have a life.