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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
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| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:43 pm | |
| I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - STEVEN WRIGHT | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:15 am | |
| I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born. - CHRIS BLISS
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:22 am | |
| "I love how the save symbol on everything ever is still a tiny picture of a floppy disk"
-J | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:47 pm | |
| All I need now is a tavern wench and a penis. - Me | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:05 am | |
| I can read the very first chapter of Genesis and see right there "There was nothing, then God said "let there be stuff" and then stuff appeared and God took a nap after all his hard work." - J | |
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Fire Ferret No-Life
Posts : 804 Friendliness : 855 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-12-15 Age : 24 Location : in the Kitchen making pizza
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:04 am | |
| sounds like a paraphrased version | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:15 pm | |
| Well she's not gonna type this in chat is she - Spoiler:
[1:1] In the beginning when God created the heavens and the earth, [1:2] the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the waters. [1:3] Then God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light. [1:4] And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness. [1:5] God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day. [1:6] And God said, "Let there be a dome in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters." [1:7] So God made the dome and separated the waters that were under the dome from the waters that were above the dome. And it was so. [1:8] God called the dome Sky. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day. [1:9] And God said, "Let the waters under the sky be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear." And it was so. [1:10] God called the dry land Earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that it was good. [1:11] Then God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation: plants yielding seed, and fruit trees of every kind on earth that bear fruit with the seed in it." And it was so. [1:12] The earth brought forth vegetation: plants yielding seed of every kind, and trees of every kind bearing fruit with the seed in it. And God saw that it was good. [1:13] And there was evening and there was morning, the third day. [1:14] And God said, "Let there be lights in the dome of the sky to separate the day from the night; and let them be for signs and for seasons and for days and years, [1:15] and let them be lights in the dome of the sky to give light upon the earth." And it was so. [1:16] God made the two great lights - the greater light to rule the day and the lesser light to rule the night - and the stars. [1:17] God set them in the dome of the sky to give light upon the earth, [1:18] to rule over the day and over the night, and to separate the light from the darkness. And God saw that it was good. [1:19] And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day. [1:20] And God said, "Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the dome of the sky." [1:21] So God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, of every kind, with which the waters swarm, and every winged bird of every kind. And God saw that it was good. [1:22] God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth." [1:23] And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day. [1:24] And God said, "Let the earth bring forth living creatures of every kind: cattle and creeping things and wild animals of the earth of every kind." And it was so. [1:25] God made the wild animals of the earth of every kind, and the cattle of every kind, and everything that creeps upon the ground of every kind. And God saw that it was good. [1:26] Then God said, "Let us make humankind in our image, according to our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the wild animals of the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth." [1:27] So God created humankind in his image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them. [1:28] God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth." [1:29] God said, "See, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit; you shall have them for food. [1:30] And to every beast of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food." And it was so. [1:31] God saw everything that he had made, and indeed, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.
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Fire Ferret No-Life
Posts : 804 Friendliness : 855 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-12-15 Age : 24 Location : in the Kitchen making pizza
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:12 pm | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
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| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:24 pm | |
| A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, The man who never reads lives only one - Jojen Reed | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
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| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:40 pm | |
| The only thing better than pizza is pizza you don't have to pay for - Me | |
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Kikren 1337 skillz
Posts : 1970 Friendliness : 1952 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-12-08 Age : 30 Location : Katy. Again.
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:45 pm | |
| "I am in love with whores..." -J | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
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| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:44 pm | |
| If you're good at something never do it for free - The Joker | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:36 pm | |
| "He (Trace) was brought up believeing Rain was a myth." -AkaShika | |
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:31 pm | |
| [13:30:13] @ [FAZE] xX420W33D420Xx : u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate 1v1 me kunt i swear i am goin 2 wreck u 1v1 me kunt | |
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Darc Booty Warrior
Posts : 963 Friendliness : 1107 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-12-21 Age : 34 Location : The stall of an Olive Garden bathroom.
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:10 am | |
| [23:42:03] @ Darc : I received my promotion because Corporate loved my paper on "Dosh and how to get hella lotz of dat shit."
[23:46:11] @ Darc : The folks in Corporate, mostly Staffing and Accounting, it turns out, decided to promote me on the grounds that I am "well versed in ironic humor."
[23:47:44] @ Darc: I am so done. | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:44 pm | |
| Outside of North America is a big place - Me | |
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J ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 3128 Friendliness : 2967 Reputation : 41 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 33 Location : Ohio, with all the other bat-shit insane Ohioans
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:00 pm | |
| "May your dreams be sweet, and your nightmares be spooky monster scary and not grandma died scary" - Troy on Community | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
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| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sun May 04, 2014 7:45 pm | |
| "You see a mousetrap I see free cheese and a fucking challenge" - Scroobius Pip
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
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| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Tue May 13, 2014 1:15 am | |
| I’ve made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark. – H. L. Mencken | |
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Fire Ferret No-Life
Posts : 804 Friendliness : 855 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-12-15 Age : 24 Location : in the Kitchen making pizza
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Tue May 13, 2014 2:01 am | |
| I enjoy being lazy, then I have to get to work. -myself | |
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Preschooler Florian AFSDFHWEGWODJA
Posts : 1007 Friendliness : 1167 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-12-09 Age : 12 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Wed May 21, 2014 8:01 pm | |
| LQ -Inu Remember. Life will come to an end, only after you stop living.
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Soulless Dragon No-Life
Posts : 892 Friendliness : 886 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 29 Location : The Underworld
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:30 pm | |
| "Matchmaking is an RNG that you almost certainly will lose at." - Dragon | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
Posts : 2887 Friendliness : 3235 Reputation : 88 Join date : 2012-03-02 Location : Everywhere o.O
| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:31 pm | |
| May I reside in Heaven for an hour before the Devil knows I'm dead - Irish Toast | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
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| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:18 pm | |
| You can point the finger all you want, just remember there's three pointing back - My nana (Smart lady) | |
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Aka ➳ ➳ ➳ ┌( ⁰△⁰)┘
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| Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:59 pm | |
| EXCUSE ME MR. BOW AND ARROW. PLEASE STOP CHARGING HEAD FIRST INTO THE GUY WITH A GIANT SPEAR AND COVERED IN ARMOR. YOU HAVE A BOW SIR! USE IT FROM A DISTANCE - Commander | |
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