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Aka
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 |  Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread.  Sat Dec 06, 2014 1:18 am | |
| Your whimsy. Go forth and spread it, like the seed of your loins but with less sex - me | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:11 am | |
| If you're gonna get mauled by a bear, at least poke it with a stick first -J | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Wed Dec 10, 2014 2:33 pm | |
| I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - BILL WATTERSON | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:22 am | |
| At this rate masturbating is going to be a serious sport with legal issues - Dragon | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Fri Dec 19, 2014 8:47 pm | |
| This scene with Assassin is so cute I'm going to throw up a unicorn. - Drae | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:05 pm | |
| That is unthinkably hilarious coming from Steff. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:06 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:20 am | |
| Your ability to assume I'm lying is impeccable - Robby to me | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:37 pm | |
| Mwahahahahaha Ahahahahaha - Me | |
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Zalty
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:44 pm | |
| "You can't hear skin peeling." - Steffen 2015 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:29 pm | |
| part of me prefers just thinking Links a dumbass. if i wanted to summon the apocalypse and destroy Hyrule id built a little fence around myself and theres not a god damn thing he can do about it - Naomi | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:10 am | |
| "You have to be odd to be number one" - Dr Seuss. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:29 am | |
| "Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there for this kiss our arse!" - Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:43 am | |
| Alliteration accentuates admiration apparently - me | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:40 pm | |
| You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. - Robin Williams. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sat Feb 28, 2015 7:59 pm | |
| The flu is a bitch and she sure as hell don’t pull her punches. - Me | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:09 am | |
| "History is written by the victors, and then forgotten by the victors, and then the victors die too." Welcome to Night Vale Proverb | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:06 pm | |
| Cats are people too! - Steffen | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:02 am | |
| can I just change the subject only slightly to say how much I love the word "shite"? - J | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:50 am | |
| pure bloods are from a galaxy far far away - Commander | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:24 pm | |
| This is a true fact. As opposed to a false one. I don't even know what I'm saying any more - me | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Apr 13, 2015 6:55 am | |
| there's no problem that can't be fixed by copious amounts of tea - Me | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:33 am | |
| please don't mortal kombat babies - Robby | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:29 pm | |
| "There are first-world hospitals less sterile than this textbook." - Me | |
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| | Subject: Re: Daily quotes archive & submission thread. Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:17 pm | |
| "He's like a nerdy, British Siri." - Me, on JARVIS | |
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